User:DWIII

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DWIII enjoys mint chocolate chip ice cream, long walks on the beach, and flaunting his own prodigious ego. Oh, please, doesn't everybody, now???


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deluded egomaniac.




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Biography[edit]

DWIII was unexpectedly born in 1963, even though nobody previously asked him his opinion concerning this. He stumbled headlong into teh Internet (circa 1998) after hearing wonderful rumors of pr0n and intellectual content, but failed to find either after many years of ardent searching. He quickly hid behind his current moniker in order to camouflage his original God-given and embarrassingly wussy name (it didn't work).

Having generally outraged the esteemed Usenet community with mountains of tedious drivel on diverse arcane subjects, DWIII eventually discovered Uncyclopedia to be the perfect dumping ground for his l33t riting skIllz (such as they are).

DWIII invented egocentrism in 1971 and currently dabbles in experimental and applied creation science. He admires such modern literary giants as Isaac Asimov, Douglas Adams, and Dr Seuss. (The fact that they are all currently dead is, of course, a complete coincidence.)

FAQ about DWIII and his Draconian editorial practices[edit]

What does "DWIII" stand for? 
It is quite literally and figuratively amazing how many times I have been asked that question.
What do think about my new article? 
Frankly, it sucks.
Some unappreciative jerk stamped "NRV" on my article, but since then I have turned it into a literary masterpiece worthy of great accolades and such. May I remove the NRV tag myself now? 
Yes, provided that it doesn't suck anymore.
Do you have any advice on how I can make my article better? 
Yes. Make it look like a standard Wikipedia article (check out Uncyclopedia:Style Guide for guidance), at least superficially. It will probably still suck content-wise, but it will look oh so much nicer, thereby allowing you to get away with outright murder (so to speak).
How do I make my article more popular
Beats me. The fact that it sucks so bad doesn't help matters.
I've make dozens of identical and pointless edits to dozens of unrelated articles because I think I am so kewl and such. Why did you revert all of them?!? 
What, are you a flaming moron or something?
Where do I report a real UFO siting? 
It is quite literally and figuratively amazing how many times I have been asked that question.
I am *NOT* Jorje Gomez!!!! 
I'm sorry, that is not in the form of a question.

Additional userboxes[edit]

ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.
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Uncyclopedia articles written by other Uncyclopedianites that unexpectedly made me (DWIII) laugh (which is damn near impossible these days)[edit]

updated: --DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 04:42, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

If anybody is even remotely interested (and what are the odds of that, eh?), here be a complete somewhat out-of-date recently updated listing of my initiated/contributed articles over the past few months year (in small print to save on bandwidth) much-reduced list of my better originated articles[edit]

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
Alphabetical order
Banana split
Beer belly
Book of Mormon
Bowling
Brunch
Buffalo
Burrito
Calorie
Cape Cod
Cartogami
Circumcision
Coca-Cola 600
Death Valley
Deja vu
Deja-vu
Egocentrism
Flintstones (featured article)
Fog
Food pyramid
Food stamp

Gulf of Mexico
Hamburger
Hyena
Johannes Kepler
Judas Iscariot
Larynx (wtf??? what's this doing here?)
Least wanted pages
Lobster
Masturbot
Metaporn
My Dog Has Fleas (featured article)
Niagara Falls
Octopus
Panama Canal
Pelé
Phish
Pickle
Pixel
Popcorn
Potato chip

Quark
Roman Catholic Hierarchy
Roman Empire
Scapegoat
Sphere
Stairway to Heaven
Statue of Liberty
Still life (featured article)
Styrofoam (featured article)
Surrealism
Table of Contents (featured article)
Tank Man
The Price is Right
Tree of Knowledge
Tumbleweed
US County Quarters Program
Unicorn
ZORKplus
Zoo
Zorro

updated: DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 14:05, 1 May 2013 (UTC)