User:Peter The Great

This user is a total UKer
and may nut you, you slag.
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is a complete, irredeemable fib. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and subpoena at an evil secret Canadian mind-control device.

Hello, I'm Peter The Great. My username was chosen because... well, I'm Peter, and I'm great. It has nothing to do with Peter the Great of Russia. Yes I know there's a great big threatening image of him below, but that was added because before I got an opportunity to create this user page, someone else beat me to it. But I've decided just to leave it there anyway.