User:Everyotherusernamewastaken

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Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month August 2015

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"Crede Quia Absurdum Est "
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cuntiefandamfucktoleybumshite.
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and is terribly polite.
(British Uncyclopedians)

Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment August 2014

IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.
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This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, quite annoyingly

Frank Zappa.jpg This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure this user by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.



My Articles[edit]

Here is a fairly wide selection of the articles I've written:

Star.gifNothing's syndrome
Star.gifRembrandt
Star.gifGod Screw You Royally, Gentlemen
Star.gifBluestocking (WITH HELP FROM ROMARTUS)
Star.gifGlory hole
Star.gifAliana y los Enanitos Grandes
Star.gifFilms of Waves Accompanied by a Breathy Voice-over to be shown at Modern Art Galleries
One-liner
Trojan Asteroid
Coming soon

Songs[edit]

Star.gifUnTunes:God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen
UnTunes:Wine-writer's (Wander)lust
UnTunes:I'm Disgusting, and That's Got You Hot
UnTunes:I Eat Babies

Semi-auto-biographical[edit]

Too Tall
Poet

Will & Testament[edit]

Unfortunately, so far my contributions on this site only tell half the story, because I used to edit at the spoon. If you want a bit of entertainment, check my user-page: [1], block log: [2] and final contributions: [3]. I could go into a detailed criticism of the site, but instead I'll just jump to my conclusion: I would encourage anyone to only edit at that site if it will piss off this guy: [4].

Here I have been met somewhat more hospitably and aim to keep activity high as much as possible. The problem is that I'm writing this now after a long spell of inactivity, and I don't know why it ended. Perhaps someone reminded the people on IRC that this site still exists.