User talk:Kip the Dip

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A Charlie Brown Christmas[edit]

I put it back, sorry for removing it. I'd be interested if you maybe expanded it a little, add some audience reactions perhaps?--EpicWinner (talk) 08:33, 28 November 2015 (UTC)

I do have a few plans:
  • Make the article less hateful towards the special. At most, the article should have reverence towards the special, while still giving it a playful satirical ribbing.
  • Get into the history behind the special.
  • Expand the soundtrack section.
  • Remove a lot of the unnecessary jokes.
If you have an ideas, don't be shy! I'd like to you to further explain this audience reaction idea.
A Charlie Brown Christmas airs on ABC this coming Monday right after this hour-long 50th anniversary tribute. I'm hoping to get a better grasp of the special before we can have an article worthy of it. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 08:41, Nov. 28, 2015

It just aired on TV, you gonna start working on the article? I'm not saying you have to, but honestly I would recommend removing the Samuel L. Jackson thing. To me, it seems forced - like, "HAHAHHA, a character from a children's cartoon said something that would never be in a children's cartoon, that's so edgy." It's almost 9GAG or Facebook-tier imho (no offense).--EpicWinner (talk) 07:59, 1 December 2015 (UTC)

The Pulp Fiction thing isn't trying to be "edgy". I mean, the fact that it's something from an adult movie put in a childrens' cartoon with religious overtones is inherently humorous, but it's mostly because that scene is very iconic for having a fake scripture verse quoted. If anything, I'd consider removing it because it's pop culture reference humor. Almost too Family Guy and Robot Chicken.
And yes, I'll start working on it tomorrow. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 08:11, Dec. 1, 2015

Santa Claus[edit]

Since you like doing Christmas-related articles, would it be possible for you to work on the main Santa page? It's got some good ideas, but it also has a lot of cruft and lack of focus.--EpicWinner (talk) 08:28, 1 December 2015 (UTC)

I have a lot on my plate, but sure, I'll skim through it at some point. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 08:39, Dec. 1, 2015

Photoshopping[edit]

Do you know anyone who's good at Photoshopping? For the Sega Genesis article, I would really like it if someone Photoshopped a picture of a Genesis with the color pattern of Genesis' Abacab, rather than the plain black look. That would be really funny to me.--EpicWinner (talk) 07:38, 2 December 2015 (UTC)

Bizzebeever on line one. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 08:04, Dec. 2, 2015

turkey ball[edit]

Hey Kip...would you agree to a three day extension for the tournament (that is finishing up on Tuesday 23.59 UTC) for the bad taste category? ˜˜˜˜?

Yeah, I'm fine with that. I've half-assed my way this far. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 21:03, Dec. 13, 2015

Help[edit]

Would it be possible for you to unlock the Rap music page so I can do a copyedit?--EpicWinner (talk) 02:47, 18 December 2015 (UTC)

Will do. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 02:51, Dec. 18, 2015

The Daily Show[edit]

I decided to expand this article a bit, moving the FA material into the "episode transcript" section. I noticed looking through this page's history than an anonymous user made several edits to the transcript in 2008 (click on "Featured version: 30 April 2008" to compare), completely changing its tone and feel, despite it already being an FA. This hasn't been reverted in the seven years since. Should it be?--EpicWinner (talk) 04:05, 19 December 2015 (UTC)

Oh God, yes. The IP revisions are terrible. Revert those edits and, as long as you're expanding it any, try to keep it as true to spirit of the featured version as possible. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 05:59, Dec. 19, 2015
Great catch, by the way. You're going to go far, kid. Well, not in life. How far you'll go in life will always be an inverted fraction of how far you go at Uncyclopedia. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 06:01, Dec. 19, 2015

Simpsons[edit]

Do you anyone who would be able to rewrite this article? It's really bland, and doesn't capture the great humor of the first 10 seasons at all, imo.--EpicWinner (talk) 05:56, 21 December 2015 (UTC)

You know, there are other admins here? And really, this isn't normally the kind of thing you ask them anyway. That being said, I only know of two major Simpsons fans at this site: 1) Me, but I'm not really interested. 2) Supergeeky1, but he doesn't really edit or read Uncyclopedia. Meaning the project is in your hands. I'll gladly Pee Review it for you if you ask. I've been trying to get Pee Review back up. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 06:05, Dec. 21, 2015

Wilde purge[edit]

If you're wondering why I've deleted so many Wildeisms, it's because the vast majority of them are, to be honest, crap. I feel that cutting down on them might encourage people to use them more sparingly and in cleverer ways.--EpicWinner (talk) 11:52, 21 December 2015 (UTC)

'k -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 12:51, Dec. 21, 2015
That's why I always prefer a Noel Coward quote... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Everyone, out. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 23:21, Dec. 21, 2015

Charlie Brown[edit]

Is it ok if I help you out with this, or is editing in other peoples' userspaces forbidden?--EpicWinner (talk) 05:36, 25 December 2015 (UTC)

Nah, it's not illegal if you ask nicely. I've been trying to wrap this up after putting it off until the last minute. If you can lend a helping hand, go ahead, knock yourself out. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 06:04, Dec. 25, 2015

Judgery and stuff[edit]

Hi...I can't get anyone to be the third judge. My friend Sarah (who often helps me judge the happy monkey competition) has offered to help. I could put a copy of the four articles in my user space and then have her review them all anonymously (she'd have no idea who wrote what) and then add her results to the tally. If you are okay with that...great...she can do it this weekend. If not...please find someone who will judge the bad taste category. Chars ShabiDOO 01:57, 2 January 2016 (UTC)