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[edit] BUTT POOP!!!! rolled down the stairs and fell onto a yukky doody

BUTT so why we did POOP!!!! with old-fashioned pilot and rolled down a down there. Cool game world the Tenth Doctor releases you stairs onto this stuff: and butts fell through the equivalent onto the gay a 'thank you yukky doody doody doody and therefore they -RAHB 07:47, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

[edit] WEHN ARE YOU GOINF TO ACIVE NEXT????

Next yeard? Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 18:20, 14 April 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll get on that. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 04:18, Apr. 15, 2013

[edit] HELP ME WITH IRC

Kippy told me to post here, you can delete this after the crisis is averted kippy, : Tsundere, Yaoi, Computers, IRC, Uncyclowikia, Shotacon. --The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252 21:36, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

Nice. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 20:10, Apr. 22, 2013

[edit] Winner!

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month April 2013  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 19:50 5.01.13


-- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 01:19, May. 2, 2013

[edit] Original template

I know this irritates a few of you. Why don't you remove the instruction to add it from the UnNews template? Leverage (talk) 12:14, 11 May 2013 (UTC)

My issue isn't so much the template itself, but when it doesn't clash with the formatting. Which seems to be most of the time, since most original reporting articles are short, and technically by very nature don't have the nice Sources sub-section.
Don't worry about it. I'll get around the altering the instructions today. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 12:19, May. 11, 2013

[edit] MLP:AiBP

Cosmos Time.jpg

Your new astrophysics template, hahahahahahahahahaha. And I love how DeGrasse fades into the black template. I listened to a youtube of a long and very good talk by him just a couple of days ago. Aleister 16:03 13-5-'13

Tyson is the man, even if he did sucker punch Pluto in the rocks. I notice we don't have an article on him. I'll have to personally get on that. Meanwhile, I'm a practicing Saganist myself. I was just watching some of his History of Mars lecture on my laptop at the doctor's office and Dairy Queen today. In fact, we get the best of both worlds next year when Tyson will be hosting a sequel to Cosmos, proving himself to be a worthy successor to Sagan. Be sure to make a post-it note of that. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 22:23, May. 13, 2013
Thanks! I didn't know about the 'Cosmos' sequel, with all the new discoveries since Sir Carl was expounding about them. Oh, I see by the code that the Sagan lecture you mention is actually a link to the talk! Nice. I love all the Mars Rover data, and have had lots of attention on it for years (the same with CERN, and some on all the other space telescopes in their varied wavelengths.) Until watching the lecture I mentioned I wasn't that into DeGrasse, although he was fun to watch. But he impressed me with the talk, and I'll come back and pop it full-blown here at some point very soon. Aleister 23:27 13-5-'13
p.s.:
Christmas Lectures are a national institution at Christmas in the UK. I remember as a kid looking for films and stuff and 11am and always being bemused by someone filming a lecture. Now I am trying to watch one, but part of me still wants to stream some Thundercats. Leverage (talk) 08:17, 19 May 2013 (UTC)
It's all about lectures and cartoons with you Uncyclopedians. Bah! -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 08:28, May. 19, 2013

[edit] Chief

Of course - I'm impatient only at times. I know you'll do it, so don't worry. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:29, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

[edit] The IP Party of Uncyclopedia

Thank you for taking an interest. Please join! Template:IPSignature

Sure. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 07:18, May. 19, 2013

[edit] Hmm

So what hapened? :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:46, 21 May, 2013 (UTC)

Eh? -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 13:51, May. 21, 2013
Nothing anymore freenode started working a while ago lol Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:06, 21 May, 2013 (UTC)


[edit] Building up repertoire for an article

User:Multiliteralist/noteses -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:39, 28 May 2013 (UTC)

[edit] WOTM

Thanks for the vote, though I suspect it won't make much difference now. Which reminds me, Multiliteralist told me that he hopes you can do more for nipple parade cancelled and all his other cool ideas. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:01 29 May 2013

You're welcome. And yeah, I'll get to that stuff very soon. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 22:04, May. 29, 2013
Yeah get to it or you'll not be getting any, come Perv Christmer. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 04:42, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Shhh...

I don't know if you've heard, but there's rumor that this "DungeonSiegeAddict510" or the real Denza252, has returned, under the previously named nick of DSA510. Keep a lookout for the guy, he's a feisty one! --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 10:18, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Hypothosis

Say: I'd be a new writer/maintainer for the English version of the Uncyclopedia, and I'd want something to do. Where would I go, and how could you help me? FeyBart Mijn Puinhopen 05:55, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Stuff To Do -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 06:25, Jun. 5, 2013
Ask not what your Uncyclopedia can do for your country but what you can do for your Uncyclopedia. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:33, 5 June 2013 (UTC)
I just can't help but notice the odd abbreviation of "Stuff To Do"...
Anyway: in those categories that have been listed there, I didn't find a lot of robotic maintenance, although that might just be me. I guess it'll be "Random page" and removing the red for me. FeyBart Mijn Puinhopen 18:45, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

[edit] PANIC!!!!!!!!!

Panic on the bridge of Starhip Enterprise right before the crash.

Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 08:16, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

What crash? I haven't been on the Starship Enterprise since a few weeks, you know. FeyBart Mijn Puinhopen 15:51, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

[edit] I'm on vacation you incomprehensible infernal wrestler of frosting on a crap cake!!

I'll soon be forced to break my perfectly planned buttsex sulking vacation if you keep writing articles like the recent UnNews one. Who put you to it? RAHB? Cat? Fuck all of you Thank you very much for not letting me bask in my own superiority in peace! Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 04:52, 12 June 2013 (UTC)

Also: :Mein bott ist nicht gehurtzen. I HATE YOU ALL!! It's a symptom, not the cause. Been writing too much. We will win this Krieg when ze rest of you wankers start outdoink me. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:47, 12 June 2013 (UTC)
Kapitän Kirk about to embark on a journey to regain his lost starship.

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[edit] Hey kip

Turns out we both have the same eye colour! Reverse velvet aqua marine. Its like we are cosmic twins. --ShabiDOO 00:36, 17 June 2013 (UTC)

cool story bro. (I want dark blue eyes)--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 18:10, 21 June 2013 (UTC)

[edit] You should get some money because...

... this is what derpyy says about you when you're away: "Kippy's still a large out about a LITTLE BIT hard for ass butt fuck up TO lack of professions of him away from!" The exclamation mark is my addition; it does seem to require one. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 07:14, 24 June 2013 (UTC)

[edit] The general welcome template

Dude, a older user like yourself should make your own welcome template. Hell, even I've made one... JUST DO SOMETHING! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 03:28, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Sure, whatever. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 03:32, Jul. 6, 2013

[edit] Yes, yes you are.

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[edit] Welcoming new users

No offence but I suspect you have just welcomed a bunch of spambots. That's the vast majority of what we get here. I would recommend only welcoming users with edits. ~ Spoony-fork.svg (talk) (contribs)Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 19:58, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

What she said, but more bisexually. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:02, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Hello!

Hi! Glad you read the constitution spoof. I reverted the Ron Paul template as it was kinda changing the mood of the article a bit, I hope you don't mind :) Talk Mattsnow 02:10, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Your holiday article.

Your article Pisher's Gelt is about to be deleted on the other version of Uncyclopedia it appears to be! Only one keep vote, and five delete votes were made on the nomination. Newman66 (talk) 15:43, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Thanks a million for informing me this, but I'm well-aware. If they don't want it, who am I to argue? -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 15:45, Aug. 30, 2013

[edit] Hi

Join #tropesnmore. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 19:31, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Pack your bags

The folks on the wikia site just traded SPIKE for you (well, the fork gets a draft choice and pick of the next litter), so pack your bags. They wanted you in time for Christmas. It was good having you here, you've done a fine job. Aleister Next Halloween in Jerusalem

fart

[edit] 1997

We need an article on this! -- A MagicSleigh Ride Hot Chocolate! 13:18, 23 December 2013 (UTC)

Um, okay. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 13:19, Dec. 23, 2013
I have a red link in one of my articles called Guided By Voices. -- A MagicSleigh Ride Hot Chocolate! 13:23, 23 December 2013 (UTC)
Well either don't worry about it or unlink it. What a strange request. "Write an article about a year so I won't have a red link, pl0xX."
Ah, I see. Unlinking doesn't fit the flow of the fend shui. Okay, I guess I'll see what I can do at some point. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 13:30, Dec. 23, 2013
Ok thanks. We can both work on it. -- A MagicSleigh Ride Hot Chocolate! 13:31, 23 December 2013 (UTC)
This edit isn't for you. I'm fixing the Star Trek video at the top. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 13:33, Dec. 23, 2013
I started the article, User:MagicBus/1997. Feel free to help! -- A MagicSleigh Ride Hot Chocolate! 13:36, 23 December 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, I'll get to it today. Oh, how I remember 1997. That happened to be the year my childhood home burned down. It was about 4 in the morning, December 7th. We were planning to go get out and cut ourselves down Christmas tree that very day.
. . .
Curse you, MagicBus! Oh, why, vengeful spirit, have you brought these sorrowful memories to me?! ;_; -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 13:39, Dec. 23, 2013
I feel very sad for you... I didn't know. 'Crying' -- A MagicSleigh Ride Hot Chocolate! 13:40, 23 December 2013 (UTC)
Pfft. That was an eternity ago. Stop clinging to the past, MagicBus.
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-- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 13:52, Dec. 23, 2013

[edit] Hi Kip

Hi! --ShabiDOO 08:37, 24 December 2013 (UTC)

[edit] My Christmas gift to you

In case you haven't seen it yet:

Aleister 13:18 24-12=13

[edit] If youse still awake...

...I'm still on IRC, you puttz. Also merry xxx-mas. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Wed, Dec 25 '13 12:11 (UTC)

[edit] Will you be my valentine?

Roses are red,
The sky is glass,
Alex Jones is an idiot,
And I wanna stick it in your ass.

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Love,

SG1 [citation needed] 02:01, 15 February 2014 (UTC)

Kip is your valentine? ~ Spoony-fork.svg (talk) (contribs) 02:03, 15 Feb 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

[edit] VFH

Saying that something sucks tells me nothing. I cannot possibly improve the article or make it VFHable if my only info is a single vague adjective. --ShabiDOO 18:32, 19 February 2014 (UTC)

Very well. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 23:03, Feb. 19, 2014
Thanks kip --ShabiDOO 01:13, 20 February 2014 (UTC)
Hey there Kip the Dip... or should I say... keep the dip? Huh? Huh?? --Mimo&maxus 19:07, 20 February 2014 (UTC)

[edit] {{Original}}

I've seen you removing that from stuff and replacing it with the category - do you think the template should be got rid of entirely, or...? ~ Spoony-fork.svg (talk) (contribs) 22:45, 1 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

[edit] Billions and Billions

I did watch Cosmos, and liked it. How about you, did you enjoy the "new" edition? Learned some things I've never known, like objects in the oort cloud are separated by a distance equal to the space between Earth and Saturn, and upped my appreciation of Bruno (who I must now study more about, Cosmos made it sound like he was tripping all the time even as the catholics burned him up), and the effects were very good. I liked Dyson's story at the end, of his 17 year old self spending the day with Carl Sagan ("Eric, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"). Sagan, of course, was a proponent of weed, and used it to write many of his books (Robert Anton Wilson used to write a book straight, then edit it while on grass, then edit it straight again, then on grass) (but I'm not advocating its use if you are under 21, very serious there, not for the youngsters whose brains haven't fully developed yet, as mine hasn't even though it keeps trying) so there was probably some in the house when Dyson was visiting Carl. Although I'm not a ufo guy I did spend some time yesterday on one of those "ask me anything" threads where Stanton Friedman took questions, and actually learned stuff about what he thought were the best evidence. He'll be back today (two-day events are how that game is played on ats), and hopefully Jim Oberg and him will tussle again (they seemed to agree to have a two-person debate at some point soon). But yes, Cosmos is one I'll keep watching, just to see if the catholics storm the studio and burn up Eric DeGrasse (hmmmm) Tyson. Al 12:50 11-4-14

I liked the 'new' Cosmos, but one issue I had was that it felt less substantial than the original. The original was packed with a flood of facts Sagan would throw at you at rapid fire speed for everything he was talking about. This one felt a little light, and it was especially annoying how frequent it cut to commercial. It's also a shame how it was trimmed down to 44 minutes, given it was on network television instead of PBS. I hear the rerun on the National Geographic Channel was longer, so I'll have to check that out. On the flip side, Tyson took us farther than Sagan ever did in the spaceship of imagination. Whereas Sagan took us to the farthest visible stars, Tyson took us to the frickin' multiverse. The segment about Giordano Bruno was really well done. I liked the simple animation, and Bruno is a bit of an underrated astronomer. Given my fetish for time, chronology and cosmology, let me state that the cosmic calender was every bit as wonderful as I imagined. It's great that they have more CGI and computer wizardry to work with. And of course, I liked the closing bit where Tyson described his encounter with Sagan. Carl Sagan is my personal role model and hero, and I think Tyson is easily his spiritual successor, helping today's youth take an interest in science. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 21:32, Mar. 14, 2014
Well put, and it is too bad it's not on PBS - hence longer. I'll have to watch it on the Nat. Geo channel now. As for my other topic, watched Bill Maher last night and Seth Mcfarlane was on (who somehow decided to produce Cosmos) and he suggested watching it while stoned. So straight from the producers mouth (Maher said he watched it twice, once straight and once stoned, and liked it both ways). Uncyclopedia has been in existence for .0000000000k2 of the last second of the cosmic calendar (all figures are approximations, for the time geeks among us). Yes, 44 minutes is too short. I'll have to look at the time comparison of the entire series compared to Sagan's. Since this is now a tradition, in 30 years someone else will have to do another one! Aleister 16:15 Ides of March-14
p.s. Minutes later - nope, just looked, and both series have 13 episodes, so this new one is a lot shorter than the last one.

Enjoy the new episode. On Monday there will be a "major" announcement which you may enjoy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2581441/Have-message-dawn-time-major-discovery-reveal-scientists-got-glimpse-universe-born.html although it looks like a confirmation of the big bang it may just be a big poof. Bill looks good on your user page, but complains about dizziness. Aleister 23:14 billions of years after the big bang

So, gravitational waves it is: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/18/science/space/detection-of-waves-in-space-buttresses-landmark-theory-of-big-bang.html?_r=0 Aleister 16:08 St. Pats day-14 (the Big Bang being proven must be the luck o' the Irish)
  • PurpleDickVote.png Boner. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Knight of the Order USA! 02:40, Mar. 18, 2014

[edit] Dude

You should totally be on IRC right now. We found a belly dancer and she knows a guy who can score us some peyote buttons. Also RAHB's going off about Zappa. Dude. WAKE UP. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Wed, Apr 9 '14 5:08 (UTC)

Wow. Yeah. I offered you a chance, when we could've done something, and
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Needs moar asscannon. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 19:23, 9 April 2014 (UTC)
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