User talk:Kippy/8

BUTT POOP!!!! rolled down the stairs and fell onto a yukky doody

BUTT so why we did POOP!!!! with old-fashioned pilot and rolled down a down there. Cool game world the Tenth Doctor releases you stairs onto this stuff: and butts fell through the equivalent onto the gay a 'thank you yukky doody doody doody and therefore they -RAHB 07:47, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

WEHN ARE YOU GOINF TO ACIVE NEXT????

Next yeard? Style  Guide 18:20, 14 April 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll get on that. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 04:18, Apr. 15, 2013

HELP ME WITH IRC

Kippy told me to post here, you can delete this after the crisis is averted kippy, : Tsundere, Yaoi, Computers, IRC, Uncyclowikia, Shotacon. --The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252 21:36, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

• Posting again to confirm. Username is Denza252, NOT D3NZ4two52. Feel free to delete after. The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252 22:11, 21 April 2013 (UTC)

Nice. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 20:10, Apr. 22, 2013

Winner!

	Writer of the Month April 2013

 Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 19:50 5.01.13

-- Kip the Egg Talk Works 01:19, May. 2, 2013

Original template

I know this irritates a few of you. Why don't you remove the instruction to add it from the UnNews template? Leverage (talk) 12:14, 11 May 2013 (UTC)

My issue isn't so much the template itself, but when it doesn't clash with the formatting. Which seems to be most of the time, since most original reporting articles are short, and technically by very nature don't have the nice Sources sub-section.

Don't worry about it. I'll get around the altering the instructions today. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 12:19, May. 11, 2013

MLP:AiBP

Your new astrophysics template, hahahahahahahahahaha. And I love how DeGrasse fades into the black template. I listened to a youtube of a long and very good talk by him just a couple of days ago. Aleister 16:03 13-5-'13

Tyson is the man, even if he did sucker punch Pluto in the rocks. I notice we don't have an article on him. I'll have to personally get on that. Meanwhile, I'm a practicing Saganist myself. I was just watching some of his History of Mars lecture on my laptop at the doctor's office and Dairy Queen today. In fact, we get the best of both worlds next year when Tyson will be hosting a sequel to Cosmos, proving himself to be a worthy successor to Sagan. Be sure to make a post-it note of that. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 22:23, May. 13, 2013

Thanks! I didn't know about the 'Cosmos' sequel, with all the new discoveries since Sir Carl was expounding about them. Oh, I see by the code that the Sagan lecture you mention is actually a link to the talk! Nice. I love all the Mars Rover data, and have had lots of attention on it for years (the same with CERN, and some on all the other space telescopes in their varied wavelengths.) Until watching the lecture I mentioned I wasn't that into DeGrasse, although he was fun to watch. But he impressed me with the talk, and I'll come back and pop it full-blown here at some point very soon. Aleister 23:27 13-5-'13

p.s.:

Christmas Lectures are a national institution at Christmas in the UK. I remember as a kid looking for films and stuff and 11am and always being bemused by someone filming a lecture. Now I am trying to watch one, but part of me still wants to stream some Thundercats. Leverage (talk) 08:17, 19 May 2013 (UTC)

It's all about lectures and cartoons with you Uncyclopedians. Bah! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 08:28, May. 19, 2013

Chief

Of course - I'm impatient only at times. I know you'll do it, so don't worry. -- Style  Guide 07:29, 14 May 2013 (UTC)

The IP Party of Uncyclopedia

Thank you for taking an interest. Please join!  —Adopt-A-Noob

Sure. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 07:18, May. 19, 2013

Hmm

So what hapened? :D Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:46, 21 May, 2013 (UTC)

Eh? -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 13:51, May. 21, 2013

Nothing anymore freenode started working a while ago lol Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 14:06, 21 May, 2013 (UTC)

Building up repertoire for an article

User:Multiliteralist/noteses -- Style  Guide 19:39, 28 May 2013 (UTC)

WOTM

Thanks for the vote, though I suspect it won't make much difference now. Which reminds me, Multiliteralist told me that he hopes you can do more for nipple parade cancelled and all his other cool ideas. IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:01 29 May 2013

You're welcome. And yeah, I'll get to that stuff very soon. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 22:04, May. 29, 2013

Yeah get to it or you'll not be getting any, come Perv Christmer. -- Style  Guide 04:42, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

Shhh...

I don't know if you've heard, but there's rumor that this "DungeonSiegeAddict510" or the real Denza252, has returned, under the previously named nick of DSA510. Keep a lookout for the guy, he's a feisty one! --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 10:18, 4 June 2013 (UTC)

Hypothosis

Say: I'd be a new writer/maintainer for the English version of the Uncyclopedia, and I'd want something to do. Where would I go, and how could you help me? _Fey^Bart _☎ Mijn Puinhopen 05:55, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Stuff To Do -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 06:25, Jun. 5, 2013

Ask not what your Uncyclopedia can do for your country but what you can do for your Uncyclopedia. -- Style  Guide 06:33, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

I just can't help but notice the odd abbreviation of "Stuff To Do"...

Anyway: in those categories that have been listed there, I didn't find a lot of robotic maintenance, although that might just be me. I guess it'll be "Random page" and removing the red for me. _Fey^Bart _☎ Mijn Puinhopen 18:45, 5 June 2013 (UTC)

PANIC!!!!!!!!!

Panic on the bridge of Starhip Enterprise right before the crash.

Style  Guide 08:16, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

What crash? I haven't been on the Starship Enterprise since a few weeks, you know. _Fey^Bart _☎ Mijn Puinhopen 15:51, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

I'm on vacation you incomprehensible infernal wrestler of frosting on a crap cake!!

I'll soon be forced to break my perfectly planned buttsex sulking vacation if you keep writing articles like the recent UnNews one. Who put you to it? RAHB? Cat? Fuck all of you Thank you very much for not letting me bask in my own superiority in peace! Style  Guide 04:52, 12 June 2013 (UTC)

Also: :Mein bott ist nicht gehurtzen. I HATE YOU ALL!! It's a symptom, not the cause. Been writing too much. We will win this Krieg when ze rest of you wankers start outdoink me. -- Style  Guide 06:47, 12 June 2013 (UTC)

Kapitän Kirk about to embark on a journey to regain his lost starship.

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Hey kip

Turns out we both have the same eye colour! Reverse velvet aqua marine. Its like we are cosmic twins. --ShabiDOO 00:36, 17 June 2013 (UTC)

cool story bro. (I want dark blue eyes)--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 18:10, 21 June 2013 (UTC)

You should get some money because...

... this is what derpyy says about you when you're away: "Kippy's still a large out about a LITTLE BIT hard for ass butt fuck up TO lack of professions of him away from!" The exclamation mark is my addition; it does seem to require one. -- Style  Guide 07:14, 24 June 2013 (UTC)

The general welcome template

Dude, a older user like yourself should make your own welcome template. Hell, even I've made one... JUST DO SOMETHING! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 03:28, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

Sure, whatever. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 03:32, Jul. 6, 2013

Yes, yes you are.

 ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Aug 19 '13 3:11 (UTC)

Welcoming new users

No offence but I suspect you have just welcomed a bunch of spambots. That's the vast majority of what we get here. I would recommend only welcoming users with edits. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 19:58, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

What she said, but more bisexually. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:02, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

Hello!

Hi! Glad you read the constitution spoof. I reverted the Ron Paul template as it was kinda changing the mood of the article a bit, I hope you don't mind :) Mattsnow 02:10, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

Your holiday article.

Your article Pisher's Gelt is about to be deleted on the other version of Uncyclopedia it appears to be! Only one keep vote, and five delete votes were made on the nomination. Newman66 (talk) 15:43, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

Thanks a million for informing me this, but I'm well-aware. If they don't want it, who am I to argue? -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 15:45, Aug. 30, 2013

Hi

Join #tropesnmore. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 19:31, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

Pack your bags

The folks on the wikia site just traded SPIKE for you (well, the fork gets a draft choice and pick of the next litter), so pack your bags. They wanted you in time for Christmas. It was good having you here, you've done a fine job. Aleister Next Halloween in Jerusalem

fart

1997

We need an article on this! -- A MagicSleigh Ride Hot Chocolate! 13:18, 23 December 2013 (UTC)

Um, okay. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 13:19, Dec. 23, 2013

I have a red link in one of my articles called Guided By Voices. -- A MagicSleigh Ride Hot Chocolate! 13:23, 23 December 2013 (UTC)

Well either don't worry about it or unlink it. What a strange request. "Write an article about a year so I won't have a red link, pl0xX."

Ah, I see. Unlinking doesn't fit the flow of the fend shui. Okay, I guess I'll see what I can do at some point. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 13:30, Dec. 23, 2013

Ok thanks. We can both work on it. -- A MagicSleigh Ride Hot Chocolate! 13:31, 23 December 2013 (UTC)

This edit isn't for you. I'm fixing the Star Trek video at the top. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 13:33, Dec. 23, 2013

I started the article, User:MagicBus/1997. Feel free to help! -- A MagicSleigh Ride Hot Chocolate! 13:36, 23 December 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll get to it today. Oh, how I remember 1997. That happened to be the year my childhood home burned down. It was about 4 in the morning, December 7th. We were planning to go get out and cut ourselves down Christmas tree that very day.

. . .

Curse you, MagicBus! Oh, why, vengeful spirit, have you brought these sorrowful memories to me?! ;_; -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 13:39, Dec. 23, 2013

I feel very sad for you... I didn't know. 'Crying' -- A MagicSleigh Ride Hot Chocolate! 13:40, 23 December 2013 (UTC)

Pfft. That was an eternity ago. Stop clinging to the past, MagicBus.

-- Kip the Egg Talk Works 13:52, Dec. 23, 2013

Hi Kip

Hi! --ShabiDOO 08:37, 24 December 2013 (UTC)

My Christmas gift to you

In case you haven't seen it yet:

Aleister 13:18 24-12=13

If youse still awake...

...I'm still on IRC, you puttz. Also merry xxx-mas. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 25 '13 12:11 (UTC)

Will you be my valentine?

Roses are red,
The sky is glass,
Alex Jones is an idiot,
And I wanna stick it in your ass.

Love,

— SG1|Hereish ^{[citation needed]} 02:01, 15 February 2014 (UTC)

Kip is your valentine? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 02:03, 15 Feb 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

VFH

Saying that something sucks tells me nothing. I cannot possibly improve the article or make it VFHable if my only info is a single vague adjective. --ShabiDOO 18:32, 19 February 2014 (UTC)

Very well. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 23:03, Feb. 19, 2014

Thanks kip --ShabiDOO 01:13, 20 February 2014 (UTC)

Hey there Kip the Dip... or should I say... keep the dip? Huh? Huh?? --Mimo&maxus 19:07, 20 February 2014 (UTC)

{{Original}}

I've seen you removing that from stuff and replacing it with the category - do you think the template should be got rid of entirely, or...? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:45, 1 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Billions and Billions

I did watch Cosmos, and liked it. How about you, did you enjoy the "new" edition? Learned some things I've never known, like objects in the oort cloud are separated by a distance equal to the space between Earth and Saturn, and upped my appreciation of Bruno (who I must now study more about, Cosmos made it sound like he was tripping all the time even as the catholics burned him up), and the effects were very good. I liked Dyson's story at the end, of his 17 year old self spending the day with Carl Sagan ("Eric, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"). Sagan, of course, was a proponent of weed, and used it to write many of his books (Robert Anton Wilson used to write a book straight, then edit it while on grass, then edit it straight again, then on grass) (but I'm not advocating its use if you are under 21, very serious there, not for the youngsters whose brains haven't fully developed yet, as mine hasn't even though it keeps trying) so there was probably some in the house when Dyson was visiting Carl. Although I'm not a ufo guy I did spend some time yesterday on one of those "ask me anything" threads where Stanton Friedman took questions, and actually learned stuff about what he thought were the best evidence. He'll be back today (two-day events are how that game is played on ats), and hopefully Jim Oberg and him will tussle again (they seemed to agree to have a two-person debate at some point soon). But yes, Cosmos is one I'll keep watching, just to see if the catholics storm the studio and burn up Eric DeGrasse (hmmmm) Tyson. Al 12:50 11-4-14

I liked the 'new' Cosmos, but one issue I had was that it felt less substantial than the original. The original was packed with a flood of facts Sagan would throw at you at rapid fire speed for everything he was talking about. This one felt a little light, and it was especially annoying how frequent it cut to commercial. It's also a shame how it was trimmed down to 44 minutes, given it was on network television instead of PBS. I hear the rerun on the National Geographic Channel was longer, so I'll have to check that out. On the flip side, Tyson took us farther than Sagan ever did in the spaceship of imagination. Whereas Sagan took us to the farthest visible stars, Tyson took us to the frickin' multiverse. The segment about Giordano Bruno was really well done. I liked the simple animation, and Bruno is a bit of an underrated astronomer. Given my fetish for time, chronology and cosmology, let me state that the cosmic calender was every bit as wonderful as I imagined. It's great that they have more CGI and computer wizardry to work with. And of course, I liked the closing bit where Tyson described his encounter with Sagan. Carl Sagan is my personal role model and hero, and I think Tyson is easily his spiritual successor, helping today's youth take an interest in science. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 21:32, Mar. 14, 2014

Well put, and it is too bad it's not on PBS - hence longer. I'll have to watch it on the Nat. Geo channel now. As for my other topic, watched Bill Maher last night and Seth Mcfarlane was on (who somehow decided to produce Cosmos) and he suggested watching it while stoned. So straight from the producers mouth (Maher said he watched it twice, once straight and once stoned, and liked it both ways). Uncyclopedia has been in existence for .0000000000k2 of the last second of the cosmic calendar (all figures are approximations, for the time geeks among us). Yes, 44 minutes is too short. I'll have to look at the time comparison of the entire series compared to Sagan's. Since this is now a tradition, in 30 years someone else will have to do another one! Aleister 16:15 Ides of March-14

p.s. Minutes later - nope, just looked, and both series have 13 episodes, so this new one is a lot shorter than the last one.

Enjoy the new episode. On Monday there will be a "major" announcement which you may enjoy: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2581441/Have-message-dawn-time-major-discovery-reveal-scientists-got-glimpse-universe-born.html although it looks like a confirmation of the big bang it may just be a big poof. Bill looks good on your user page, but complains about dizziness. Aleister 23:14 billions of years after the big bang

So, gravitational waves it is: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/18/science/space/detection-of-waves-in-space-buttresses-landmark-theory-of-big-bang.html?_r=0 Aleister 16:08 St. Pats day-14 (the Big Bang being proven must be the luck o' the Irish)

• Boner. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 02:40, Mar. 18, 2014

Dude

You should totally be on IRC right now. We found a belly dancer and she knows a guy who can score us some peyote buttons. Also RAHB's going off about Zappa. Dude. WAKE UP. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Apr 9 '14 5:08 (UTC)

Wow. Yeah. I offered you a chance, when we could've done something, and

 ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Apr 9 '14 9:57 (UTC)

Needs moar asscannon. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 19:23, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

 Like -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 21:10, Apr. 9, 2014

--The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 03:04, 11 April 2014 (UTC)

So are you online?

Please be online. Please, God. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, May 4 '14 8:29 (UTC)

I want to read and edit your articles

So like, I was wandering past, and I see this guy, and he's got one of his articles in his hand and he's holding it up to the crowd. So I think. Fair enough. I take a look. Actually, when I looked I was like Hea, cool. I think I understand what this guy is talking about. Also, he's letting me change it. Like change his idea. Like, right now. So I do. Just a little fiddle. Nothing fancy. Just to change things around a bit to see what happens.

Turns out, actually, I was not keeping up with what was going down. Often happens.

So I think... Cool guy. I will check out what else this dude has written. So I went to your user page were there was not a list of your articles, or a way to find a list of your articles. I was sad. Because I want to read and edit your articles. I know Jesus could find them if he wanted to, but how can Jesus Fucking Christ or anyone else who is not Jesus find your articles? JFC 04:22. May 23

Eh, I'm more of a Steven Christ kind of guy, but who could turn down Jesus Fucking Christ? Here ya gah, brah. You're even featured in a few of them. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 04:38, May. 23, 2014

Really? You think I should change my name to "Steven Christ". Maybe. Tell you what, on your say so I will do so. I'm pretty sure it's possible to change a user name on this wiki, and I certainly don't want to offend Kip the Dip. I'm a bit worried about the possible "adam & steve" link though. Especially considering that everyone already thinks that Jesus is gay enough already. Talking of links...,Put your bio link on your user page dammit! ... Yea, I know/knew you have a bio page ... I could have found it by looking through a few pages of your history I expect... But I want everyone else to be able to read all your stuff, all the time. Don't you? Or are you trying to hide them??? Put a link somewhere surely?!? I have never understood why people do this on their user pages, perhaps you could tell me cos I'm well confused...?? ... "featured in a few of them" ? You mean featured them, or featured in them? Obviously the second is impossible because that would be against strict admin policies and I would have banned you for such behaviour. JFC 05:10. May 23

1) There is but one Steven Christ.

2) I will restore my userpage to its former mundane when I'm good and ready.

3) Featured in my articles, implying you are the Jesus. I've written plenty of religious satire. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 05:31, May. 23, 2014

Apparently I was forgetting who I am. ... So you are trying to hide it. Well fair enough then. Now I understand, thank you. JFC 06:20. May 23

HMC

Your topic for the competition is The curious inhabitants of the planet Norf Zog

So go create an article on your user space. Contact me (or an admin if I don't respond soon) for any questions. You have two days. Remember:

CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY and HELARITY. You will be judged on all three of these out of 10 for a score of 30.

HAVE FUN!

--ShabiDOO 18:06, 14 June 2014 (UTC)

You did it! This year is a record for semi-completed and finished articles. I've been blown away by the humour and creativity of the articles I've so far read! Watch as the scores slowly trick in over the next week here. Hope you enjoyed it you cumbleberry cheese tart. --ShabiDOO 05:23, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

Facepalm

I am not very up on memes, and so you were the first person I associated with the Captain Lucard facepalm. So I saw this and thought of you: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28003210 Leverage (talk) 08:19, 26 June 2014 (UTC)

Heh heh, that's magnificent. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 23:13, Jun. 26, 2014

Mandatory Fun

What was this discussion all about on Zombiebaron's talk page? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 11:17, 19 July 2014 (UTC)

I had this idea for an article and I wanted him to make a spoof of Weird Al's album cover. Spoof^2, if you will. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 12:35, Jul. 19, 2014

That sounds very cool! I can help... Can I? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 18:05, 19 July 2014 (UTC)

Red apples

Never eat a red apple on Tuesday or you will be sorry the next day. Green ones are okay. I'm not sure about yellow. --ShabiDOO 23:50, 11 August 2014 (UTC)