User:Xander

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This user optimistically thinks the world is a really nice place, when it's obviously not. You can help Uncyclopedia by being a pessimist.
Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment December 2014
Stats Creation Misc.
Life:My rating system.png 500/500 Date of creation: 12/24/12 Faith*: Masters of Terraria
Mana:Mana.png 200/200 World spawned: Vorticon VI Likes canned Snapple before playing the lovely game.

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The Greatest Game (of Basketball) Ever Played[edit | edit source]

One day, I spent an hour playing basketball. But this wasn't just any session of basketball. I have acquired 118 points in the game. After that, I brought up this subject in a presentation for Black History Month. The speaker said that I was greater than Lisa Leslie from the LA Lakers.

P.S. I'm a Terrarian.

The Lovely Game[edit | edit source]

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“If it isn't relevant, make it relevant.”

~ Me

Terraria is a land of adventure! A land of mystery! A land that's yours to shape, to defend and to enjoy. Your options in Terraria are limitless. Are you an action gamer with an itchy trigger finger? A master builder? A collector? An explorer? There's something for everyone here!

All my pages relating to it will use this variant of the puzzle potato logo with Boris jumping out of it, as seen here:

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Alternate Articles[edit | edit source]

Sometimes, I make different versions of my own articles which are usually less serious than the original.

Sausagefest[edit | edit source]

“WHOA! He stole that guy's PIZZAS!”

~ Donnell Rawlings

We've seen Oreo pizzas, all veggie pizzas, and ones with various cheeses. How about one pizza that contains different kinds of SAUSAGE? So the Sausagefest was born. The kinds of sausage present include:

It has yet to be made, the next time I'd see it is in my dreams.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

For more, go here.

Bonus Material[edit | edit source]

My Articles[edit | edit source]

Userspace[edit | edit source]

The userspace extensions I plan will be moved to Teddy the Bear Wiki, for they are better suited there. Excuse my delays, I was busy with a lot of things.

Mainspace[edit | edit source]

My templates[edit | edit source]

My favorite articles & stuff to know[edit | edit source]