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Seriously

What is a rollback. Teach me I am uneducated. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 21:35, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

w:Wikipedia:Rollback and I'm a rollback. 。◕‿◕。 01:42, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
So it has nothing to do with those old Wal-Mart commercials. --Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 19:28, 19 August 2013 (UTC)

Special:Block/Willian279

Please set the expiry to infinite. Thanks in advance; I noticed you deleted this user's spam 'article' but I would prefer it if he/she/it were also prevented from making more of the things. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 00:43, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

Thank you for that. Also, while I'm at it, thanks for this (and hope it doesn't have to be done again - school is coming up...) – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 00:54, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

Heeeeeey frosty!

It's me, Bizzeebeever. I'm too lazy to log in. 65.102.227.137 05:19, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

Ignore that bastard, he's an impostor. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Sep 7 '13 5:18 (UTC)
No u. 65.102.227.137 05:19, 7 September 2013 (UTC)
I reckon you're both bastards. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:21, 7 September 2013 (UTC)
The jig is up. He's on to us! Quick! You take the dynamite, I'll carry the torches!65.102.227.137
Ok. Hang on. Whoops!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Sep 7 '13 5:25 (UTC)
Ok, so I like to pretend I need an excuse to post this on peoples' talk pages. Sue me.

Rollback rights

Noticed you'd given me some today - thanks. I'm sure I'll find a use for them sooner or later. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 22:57, 7 September 2013 (UTC)

I was banned on Wikia.

Could you give my Wikia user another chance? I don't want to be banned for 1 week, and I wanted it to be shortened to 3 days instead. Please shorten it, as I'm sorry for what I did. Newman66 (talk) 17:36, 21 September 2013 (UTC)

I don't understand

Why is User talk:DungeonSiegeAddict510 full protected? Wouldn't it have been enough to block the IP (though I'm not sure why you did that either) and then check the 'don't allow user to edit own talk page' or whatever it says box on Special:Block/DungeonSiegeAddict510? I'm just confused - I'm sure you have your reasons but I can't figure out what they are, and it seems kind of like you don't want Denza to come back or something, since you've taken away one way for him to appeal the block. Would you mind terribly explaining it to me, if you have time? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 06:37, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

And I also just noticed you locked his user page too. That I can't figure out either - is it because he's blocked or something? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 06:40, 23 October 2013 (UTC)
Sure, people continuing to comment on what is essentially a closed matter is a huge waste of time. He is never being unblocked especially after his socking comments and comments towards Puppy. If he wanted to properly appeal his ban, saying "I have proxies" and asking Puppy to die wasn't clever, he needed to say he was sorry and it wouldn't happen again. I locked it to avoid more drama from other users and other IPs he attempts to edit with.
Locking his userpage was probably more premptive than anything else, again to dodge drama. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:44, 23 October 2013 (UTC)

Counting Coup

I have come to count coup on you and ride away on a horse. Aleister 25-10-'13

p.s. oh, and as I asked at Leverage's talk page, with all those fake users signing up like ever minute, can't we put in one of those human-test things for new users to complete before signing up, like those boxes of wavy letters and numbers that scare me when I see them. G'day, kind sir, and may the sun rise at your back and set at your front.
I thought we had one of those. Somehow I don't recall what I had to do when creating this account, though, which is the only one I ever created on this wiki. Another solution, which I've implemented on simple: and be:, is to put an entry into MediaWiki:Titleblacklist that blocks all accounts with more than 10 letters in a row, as you can see here.
Also, good work on blocking users that trip abuse filters. I thought of that myself but of course I can't actually follow through on it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 14:02, 25 October 2013 (UTC)
Wait, we don't have a titleblacklist page? Is it mediawiki:Usernameblacklist then, or what? No... – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 14:02, 25 October 2013 (UTC)
I thought that every new user was expected to spend 10 minutes with Zombiebaron in his office in the basement. That's the only test that I know of...though the detailes are pretty vague! --ShabiDOO 21:57, 25 October 2013 (UTC)
The best way to stop the spambots would be to block the IPs they use, because they most likely use the same group of IPs. A lot of legit usernames are more than 10 characters eg: Zombiebaron. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:34, 25 October 2013 (UTC)
True - my thinking was that since most usernames are not more than 10 letters long (this actually doesn't include numbers, spaces, punctuation or anything that isn't a letter, so Llwy-ar-lawr for example would get through) but this wiki as it is somewhat active would probably see more of a disadvantage from doing that unlike Simple Uncyc and Paudurapedyja which have seen almost no new user registration in the time I've been admin there.
Say, could you block some sort of range like 74.63.112.* instead of the individual IPs, because I think there were at least three and you didn't get all of them. I don't know how experienced you are with range blocks - I've done it a little but I haven't got a clearer recommendation in this case. Sorry. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 23:57, 25 October 2013 (UTC)
And can you uncheck the anonymous users only box thingy, I think it's standard practice or something for proxies. If you make a rangeblock that is. I don't know if you think it's necessary. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 00:44, 26 October 2013 (UTC)

Proposed solution for spam users

Since we now have a title blacklist and you started a forum about how we have so many spam users, I'd like to ask if you'd be willing to add a few lines to the blacklist, as follows:

User:[A-Z][a-z]+[A-Z][a-z]+ <casesensitive>
User:[A-Z][a-z][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9] <casesensitive>
User:To[0-9][0-9]ll[0-9][0-9]

The first entry blocks FirstnameLastname accounts, which are, with very few exceptions, spambots. The second and third are two patterns that seem to be used by the same programs over and over and probably are too specific to go with real users.

I think this would help at least a little. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 01:38, 6 November 2013 (UTC)

VFD

Since you're someone who has archived VFD more often, there's a forum you should check out, about using subpages on VFD like VFH (to make it easier to archive shit). So, yeah, that. Also, how is ya? Still fighting cars? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Nov 17 '13 14:58 (UTC)

I was on holiday and now I am here. Will check... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:58, 20 November 2013 (UTC)

Hi

Sorry for being gone so long. Im kinda busy uh yeah

--POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 11:14, 26 November 2013 (UTC)

No excuse. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:57, 26 November 2013 (UTC)
Says the guy who disappears for weeks at a time. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Nov 26 '13 22:02 (UTC)
To edit Uncyclowikia, apparently. Nothing wrong with that really, it's just what I see happening. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 22:09, 26 November 2013 (UTC)
I was on holiday actually. I'm still here, watching y'all... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:38, 27 November 2013 (UTC)
All these time out of Uncyclopedia meant I actually got to reflect on my sense of humor, so it should be better now. Anyway, what have I missed? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 16:48, 28 November 2013 (UTC)
Not a lot actually. RAHB is now a 'crat. Basically everything else is the same. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:17, 29 November 2013 (UTC)
This is depressing. A quick survey around Uncyclopedia and now there's some pretty big users off the site. Sad to see this site has quietened down a ton. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 16:39, 29 November 2013 (UTC)

Whuuuuuut.

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Dec 5 '13 7:40 (UTC)

I was just trying to fuck with your editing capabilities. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:18, 5 December 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost

Should we just go ahead and do one final UnSignpost? I mean, we can bring it back once we get 40000 articles. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 10:01, 16 December 2013 (UTC)

Hello! I am pretty sure we can bring it back anytime! We only need people to write UnSignpost articles. Anton (talk) 18:03, 16 December 2013 (UTC)
We'll probably never get to 40000 articles. At least I don't see us getting there any time in the next 5 years. So we might as well start up the UnSignpost whenever we please. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 20:28, 16 December 2013 (UTC)
yah article number is not an accurate gauge of success. It can be brought back whenever just as long as we have users willing to write it every week. I would be willing I suppose, just need a couple of other people to assist and such. 3 sounds like a good number to run it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:24, 16 December 2013 (UTC)

anonymous edits

Don't worry about the anonymous edits on my well-known pages; I was the anonymous user, being too lazy to log in. Have a nice day. --Care for a rose? the dorky contralto Proudly Mexican Did I mention I'm like 1/8 or 1/16 Korean? It's a long story. Brazil is very fascinating... 02:42, 17 December 2013 (UTC)

But it takes like 10 seconds...... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:13, 17 December 2013 (UTC)

Boobnoob

I've blocked her on Simple English Uncyc for creating a pile of vandalism pages, creating a sock just to vandalise, and blanking pages (including my talk page) with obnoxious statements. [1] In the deletion log you can see all the junk I had to delete. I don't know why she did this but I think it may be in response to this forum I started that resulted in her getting desysopped on Daemonica. Speaking of which, you used to do some good stuff there. If you want to come back and do more stuff I'll ask that your rights be restored.

I'm telling you this because...I don't know, you're an admin on Simple Uncyc and you should know, I guess? And you blocked her here. And you have a few months' more experience at this stuff than I do so if you think I did it wrong you're welcome to change it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 06:51, 4 January 2014 (UTC)

She's also evading the block here. I hope someone like you can come by and stop her. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 16:58, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
Banned forever. She will be missed or something. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:47, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
If you have an account on Wikia, then your userpage got transported here but you have not logged in here, are you still able to register that account? Anton (talk) 14:19, 5 January 2014 (UTC)
Anyone who has an account on the Wikia site who wants to log in here can. It should be seamless. If you've made edits over there after Jan of 2013, obviously they won't be here, but you can request that they be imported. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Jan 5 '14 17:37 (UTC)
Yeah what he said. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:57, 5 January 2014 (UTC)
I was just wondering. Thanks for responding! Anton (talk) 19:17, 9 January 2014 (UTC)

Wallacey

Pretty sure the block was fine. See Special:AbuseLog/6416 for the edit the user was going to make. Looks like spam to me. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 13:02, 22 Jan 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Ok done ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:05, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

I swear my editing style is too shit. Help?

Ol mr.ex777 appears to have copied an ED article to Furfag. Anything you can do/fix/make less shit?--NeXT (talk) 06:36, 31 January 2014 (UTC)

Y'know

I, personally, would write, but I haven't been able to write anything funny in about two years.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Feb 17 '14 1:48 (UTC)

You've written some stuff. I've written some stuff. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 01:49, 17 Feb 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
We've all written some stuff. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 19:51, 20 April 2014 (UTC)

Couple questions because you're sometimes here or something

  • You're apparently the founder of the channel #s-e-uncyc, and since I seem to be an admin on simple uncyc I think it would be appropriate if I were on the irc channel as well even though nobody ever does anything with it, just because because, and I think since you created the channel you should be able to set flags and such.
  • You used to be an admin on Encyclopaedia Daemonica, and you got desysopped for no reason at all a while back. I was thinking of just restoring your rights, since you did ok stuff with them, but since you haven't been around there lately I thought I should ask.

Sorry, I know this is a complete waste of time and has nothing whatever to do with writing, but they're stuff I was wanting to talk about. And I do have some writing I intend to do sometime soonish, if it makes you feel better. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 02:54, 29 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

I basically have nothing to do with either site anymore on account of the fact neither site has a substantial userbase, thus I can't be bothered doing anything on them. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:27, 18 April 2014 (UTC)
Wow. Frosty? Hea dude. You got your sysop taken away at ED? wtf? I had no idea... Re the Uncyc userbase. Meh, Uncyclopedia does (still) have a substantial userbase. It's just fucked currently that's all. I believe it can still be repaired. MrN9000 11:04, 6 June 2014 (UTC)
You n0ob! Rollback is a sin! :P JFC 00:58. Jun 7
Too bad. One of us, one of us. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:23, 7 June 2014 (UTC)

irc

WeinribZ told me to tell you to come on irc. Also, could you check the section above this one? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 15:21, 17 Apr 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Oh yes, irc sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:25, 18 April 2014 (UTC)

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news

The UnSignpost
Smiting the nail of news with the plastic hammer of truth

– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 04:14, 5 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Frosty

Could you please put up a site notice...something to the effect of "last chance to sign up for the Happy Monkey Competition" and link it to the forum? --ShabiDOO 21:10, 12 June 2014 (UTC)

k done ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:27, 12 June 2014 (UTC)
Thanks rock star. --ShabiDOO 23:32, 12 June 2014 (UTC)


Edit request

It is necessary to edit your userpage because the text "Welcome to the page of Frosty..." needs to be replaced with the text "Welcome to the page of Frostiness..." but actually with the text "Welcome to the page of Fros[[Penis|tiness]]..." such that actually part of the word derived from "Frosty" is rather cleverly linked to (and therefore associated with) the word "penis". This needs to be done because it would be funny. However, I am unable to perform this action myself because the page in question is sysop protected. Although I can read Uncyclopedia, in this case I can not shag the sheep. Please either allow me to vandalise your userpage, grant this edit request, or prepare yourself for future meaningless conversation and/or circle jerking. JFC 09:16. Jun 14

Don't try and circle jerk me. I wrote the book on circle jerking. Freaking amateurs. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:34, 14 June 2014 (UTC)
Well, I tried to edit the book you attempted to write on circle jerking to show you the correct way to jerk a circle, but apparently you are not a wanker, and don't want me to lend a hand. JFC 09:51. Jun 14
Too many cooks spoil the broth, or should I say spoil the cock. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:16, 14 June 2014 (UTC)
In my experience being wanked by someone else is usually more fun than doing it myself, but each to their own... JFC 13:01. Jun 14
You can shag as many sheep as you like unless you're blocked. If you're not an admin, though, they're second-rate sheep; editing protected pages involves shagging the first-class sheep which are actually sheep as opposed to puzzle potatoes. When you're blocked, you can't even shag the potatoes. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 18:01, 14 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
If you choose to take "potato" to mean "disabled person", it becomes 9000% more offensive. You're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:51, 14 June 2014 (UTC)

UnDebate:Does Wikia suck cock?

It seems people are squibbling about it on VFD so I thought you might like to add your voice to the discussion. I also edited it and I'm not sure if that helped anything or what. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 18:25, 18 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

How are you I don't care here's a question for you

I received a notification saying you edited my user page with the summary of "not needed anymore". Your edit was not in the history so I know that you changed one of my privileges. If you could tell me what it is you changed I'd really appreciate. Just curious and horny as usual. Thanks babe. All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 16:14, 3 July 2014 (UTC)

Just updated your user rights. I removed the "confirmed" group from your account because you are now autoconfirmed. That's all. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:23, 4 July 2014 (UTC)
lol ok thanks fuck face <3 All rise for Acmed2 (talk) 19:40, 4 July 2014 (UTC)

Spike

Meanwhile, everyone's Bill Withers. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:07. Jul 7

"SPIKE is a bot that we placed into the wikia version of uncy. His purpose is to drive all new users to this website." TheWikiMan026 (talk) 10:37, 7 July 2014 (UTC)

Where is this quoted from...? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:48, 7 July 2014 (UTC)
Shabidoo's talk page said by Banzaikitten TheWikiMan026 (talk) 11:15, 7 July 2014 (UTC)
Ah well, he just told me on IRC that he said it as a joke. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:24, 7 July 2014 (UTC)
It was a joke. Spike is just a dick, not a bot. He is not affiliated with en.uncyclopedia.co in any way and I'm sure he would be the first to clarify that (the not being affiliated part rather than the being a dick part). I had similar experiences with spike as you seem to have and thought we could amicably share in some anti-spike related banter. Seems I was wrong. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:28, 7 July 2014 (UTC)
P.S. Everytime you mention his name on someone's talk page his power grows. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:29, 7 July 2014 (UTC)
Actually it's not as much of a joke as you might think. --ShabiDOO 11:33, 7 July 2014 (UTC)
Let's call it a comical manipulation of the truth. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:36, 7 July 2014 (UTC)
I've always wondered why people from the fork voted for him on the spoon (on the first vote). It didn't make any sense. --ShabiDOO 11:52, 7 July 2014 (UTC)
C'est la vie. Fork and Spoon. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:24, 7 July 2014 (UTC)

The novelty was Wikiman's reply: "I don't give a fuck how many bastards like him you (forkers) send over there (to the spoon) but I will stay on the spoon." What? Leverage (talk) 12:30, 7 July 2014 (UTC)

His inability to see jokes bodes well for a long and happy existence as a user on the spoon. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 13:04, 7 July 2014 (UTC)
But he is suggesting that we sent Spike over to Wikia. It's a much more exciting version of our mythology, with a touch of Star Wars. @shabi If I remember right, some admins here went back to the spoon to vote sarcastically for SPIKE as admin because they saw it as a laughably bad decision. Leverage (talk) 13:21, 7 July 2014 (UTC)
LOL so that IS what happened. I thought maybe it was just all in my head. That is HELARIOUS! --ShabiDOO 13:28, 7 July 2014 (UTC)

Hi

Happy to meet you Frosty, and I have just one question, how do I put my article on pee review? Thanks!--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 01:46, 9 July 2014 (UTC)

Well you can go to UN:PEE but I don't like your chances of getting a review. Pee review has been kind of dead lately. Try going on to IRC and ask people for their opinions. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:34, 9 July 2014 (UTC)

Ozone and science

I don't mind the category removal...just curious why it was removed. Are you cleaning up the categories or is the science category too much of a stretch? --ShabiDOO 04:46, 15 July 2014 (UTC)

Yeah I'm trying to clean up the categories a bit here and there. Ozone was in both the "Science" and "Chemistry" category, Science was implied from Chemistry so yeah. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:51, 15 July 2014 (UTC)
<INSERT CHEMISTRY JOKE HERE> --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 06:21, 15 July 2014 (UTC) < Unfunny fuck

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

YOU DELETED THE ONLY CHANCE FOR ME TO FIND SOMEONE. FUCK YOU YOU FUCVKING FROXZEN PIEXCCG OF SHIYT FOR DELETING "SUCCEDSFUL ONLITREN DATINBG" YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER YOU CISHET WHITE TRASH. DIE FIE DEI DIE. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 23:57, 16 July 2014 (UTC)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:18, 17 July 2014 (UTC)

It's back! - The UnSignpost

The UnSignpost
The Only Newspaper That Is Not Controlled By The Cabal Who Are You What Are You Doi- AAAAHHHHH

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:56, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Where's mine?

Where is my signpost? I've subscribed a long time ago. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 12:58, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Read the text on the official USP™-page which is here; it says "To sign up for FREE HOME DELIVERY, simply add {{UnSignpost}} to your talkpage". And I'm not seeing any templates on your talkpage. So, umm, to get your USP in the future, adding the template on your talkpage might help a lot. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:22, 25 July, 2014 (UTC)
Yeah what Cat said. I know there used to be another list, but I couldn't find it O_o ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:56, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Thanks

Ah..I forgot to click those back on. I decided to deOpp myself after talking with Scofield today. He asked an admin question here which I couldn't answer and then thought, it meant I shouldn't keep that title on this site any longer. I have busted myself back down to the privates and we all know where those jokes end up..on the IRC channel...:) --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:47, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

heh, no problem. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:49, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

The John Lennon article

Is there anything that I need to improve to get my John Lennon article in the mainspace?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 17:44, 31 July 2014 (UTC)

Probably, but if it's mainspace other people are more likely to edit in/give their input. So I'd say go for it :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:08, 31 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost

The UnSignpost
Sucking Journalism's Fat Wang. Badly.

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:44, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Sorry this is off topic

But would an article on the late 90s band The Prodigy be funny or not?--Ketchup Boss has a openly gay crush on Bertie Wooster (talk) 20:11, 2 August 2014 (UTC)

Anything on anything at least somewhat notable can be funny. All you need to do is believe man... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:18, 2 August 2014 (UTC)

About the mirror wiki

Hello

I have questions regarding the mirror wiki

Will it ever get updated? I mean I get that it is an archival site, but archives sometimes do get clean ups and delete the deleted pages once in a while. I was wondering if somebody is watching it because I think certain deleted articles that had no place in both wikis still have no place even in the archives.

Is there a specific timeline for updating or does it never get updated at all?

Thank you


PS.) Thank you for the welcome message PPS.) Excuse my bad grammar

FastSteelVan (talk) 17:15, 3 August 2014 (UTC)

I used to watch the mirror wiki, but then I saw a squirrel and started chasing after it. I've been chasing it ever since. I think it might be a mirage, but if I told that to the cabal they'd fire me. And I don't mean just taking away my job, I mean actually setting fire to me. I've got the power of magic, so I wouldn't die, but still, it's pretty annoying. Or so I've heard. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 17:50, 3 Aug 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Yeah nobody really cares about the mirror. Simsilikesims is your best bet if you have any questions about it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:50, 5 August 2014 (UTC)

Thanks

Tx for a reasoned comment on today's drama forum. Snarglefoop (talk) 01:36, 4 August 2014 (UTC)

You're welcome I guess? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:51, 5 August 2014 (UTC)

Selfie

As I explain here, this article is a direct import from the Wikia site. It isn't this particular writer's work as the edit history reveals over there. In reference to a discussion with RAHB back in January 2013, this importing of articles (unless you were the author) was officially discouraged here. I am presuming it is just a mistake by the writer but since I am no longer an admin here, I can't delete the article on this site. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:48, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

So I'm correct in assuming you/SPIKE don't want to share the work? Consider it deleted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:57, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
Yes. Thanks Frosty. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:59, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
I'm drafting a policy on sharing articles between the versions to avoid people doing this. Like, I don't see how it's a problem if you're the author/you have the author's permission. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:17, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

Sharing

Thanks for the page you have created on both Unc sites. I think asking people which site they prefer may have this page ending in long lists (perhaps). May be just easier that when admins on either site see this happening, they just point the user(s) to the page instead which I think explains it clearly. (I will paste this over there too). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:45, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost!

The UnSignpost
Proudly supporting editorial independence whenever the board say it's okay

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:19 (UTC)

HELP!

I tried to create a new userpage but it says I was banned from creating new pages! Why? -- MagicBus Talk to me! 13:23, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

You're not banned, and I have no idea what the issue is. I had Banzaikitten see if he could make an article in your userspace, and he could, so I don't know what's going on. I'd need to know the exact title you were trying to create, and the error message it gave you.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Aug 8 '14 14:35 (UTC)
I can't post messages on #Uncyclopedia IRC! “== Cannot send to channel: #uncyclopedia” Please help me, or my life is over! Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 14:43, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
@MagicBus: I have no idea why you can't do that... What was the exact title? Maybe something about it is banned from being created?
@Chaoarren: I have no idea why you can't message people on IRC, you were definitely connected properly? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:47, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
I was trying to create User:MagicBus after I moved it to User:MagicBus/Templates. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 23:15, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
Here was the message: You do not have permission to create pages, for the following reason:

The title "User:MagicBus" has been banned from creation. It matches the following blacklist entry: User:[A-Z][a-z]+[A-Z][a-z]+ <casesensitive> -- MagicBus Talk to me! 23:22, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

Oh ydeah your username seems to conflict with that rule >.< I created your userpage for you btw, but I'll probably remove that line from the blacklist if it's blocking legitimate editors. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:30, 8 August 2014 (UTC)
Thanks for creating it. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 23:50, 8 August 2014 (UTC)

Blocking request switch

Hi. Spike blocked me for something way top trivial and could have just talked about and solved it with a lesser urge to lash out. Can you please read the bottom of my talk page, and then the VFD nom where they are trying to get rid of Miley Spears excellent page 'Preteen sluts', and I talk about why it should be kept (and if anybody reading this website jumps, please consider voting on VFD to save it, for the Discordian American Princesses in all of us - a reference to its author, user:Miley Spears.). Can you unblock me there, because I have edits to still do on the present dialogue which Spike doesn't seem to know how to handle well (he handles lots of things well, but has blind spots in his communication abilities, imnho, and with a banstick in his golfbag he lashes out rather than discusses.) Thanks for at least considering it, and please check out the VFD comments as well. Cool snot and hairy traveling to you! Aleister 3:45 10-8-14

Not really sure unblocking you and participating in a rather tedious discussion on Wikia is a good idea considering I just recently declared that I wouldn't really be making community decisions for them. Yeah I agree SPIKE is far too trigger happy when words on talk pages would do the same job (something I've tried discussing with him before), but to unblock you after saying "I'm not taking part in community discussions anymore" seems somewhat contradictory. I understand your frustration about this, particularly how HoratioMan64 has done little more than hang around on VFD while writing nothing himself and the fact that Preteen slut is actually a well written article, but sorry man I don't feel I should intervene... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:07, 10 August 2014 (UTC)
The other site is poorer for you not participating as much, giving Spike even more of a free hand when he dwells in areas in which his judgement is lacking. No admin is stepping in to stop him at these points (for example, he has a way of just rewriting policy pages when an issue seems to be going against him). There is a new crop of censors signing up as members, so if you and others here can go in and at least save or prolong 'Preteen sluts' life on VFD that would be cool. It's at minus four now and SPikE will likely huff it as soon as it hits five (when he wants an article gone he lets it linger on VFD for many hundreds of hours until it goes his way, but one like this he'd likely huff as soon as he can, out of ignorance of what satire is imnho). Oh well. All we can do is feature it here, so as to protect it from the new crowd signing up and huffing what they consider 'bad' when in reality it's a perfectly written page. Aleister 12:20 10-8-14
Aleister, Frosty is totally wise to just let it all go. Frosty should be the crat there...I'm sure he'd whip that place into shape in no time. The current crat there is useless and likely amused by the whole thing. I doubt he gives a rats ass about the never ending grief and sadness that SPIKE causes. You're on your own Ali and I think Frosty would be silly to try otherwise without crat power. --ShabiDOO 16:30, 10 August 2014 (UTC)
So, I'm alone on a sinking lifeboat, abandoned by all those who knew when it had a sense of satire. That page, 'Preteen slut' is a masterwork of saying and allowing the reader to experience exactly the opposite of how it's written. That's a major aspect of satire. And SPIKE now has a couple or few people who've signed up, one of them to solely go after what he's perceiving as pre-teen or teen sex, who doesn't know squat about satire and I was trying to educate him when SPIKE banned me for a day. Banned like a beast of prey for removing his comment on my talk page on a topic I was coming on to post and edit my remarks to the noobie censor, who I was a bit of a dick too (but not enough to ban, enough to point out the error). So can a couple of you at least go over and vote to Save 'Preteen slut'? And since I'm banned, and being told by Anton that Miley didn't write it, I can't go correct my mistake on the page - the mistake being on who the author is but in no way lessening the satire on the page. Thanks, Aleister gets in sinking lifeboat and, once my ban ends, will once again try to talk some sense into the captain who's bailing the buckets of water in and not out.
Sorry Ali. I know it sucks. But it's a hopeless cause. I sympathise with you but I see no reason to continue subjecting ourselves to that place and its dysfunctional grief and sadness. The sooner you let it go the happier you will be. It's like an abusive relationship. You want to stick around for old time sakes but it was over years ago and will never get better. Sorry Ali :( --ShabiDOO 19:09, 10 August 2014 (UTC)
Yeah Shabidoo summed it nicely, my authority on Wikia is in theory equal to SPIKE's. However my attempts to reason with him were not met with 'crat support so I can't really do much about him. Put it on VFH here, FU WIKIA. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:11, 11 August 2014 (UTC)
The problem is he has blind spots and won't admit it. He has almost always, and this goes back a long way, misanalysed my motives and then accuses me publicly in user space. Not only does he misanalyse them, and then publicly spew the garbage that's going on in his mind, but he usually gets it "opposite wrong". My real thought process is usually just the opposite of what he says. It's a phenomena I've seen before. He has a vastly different and more restrictive take on things than was average for uncy a few years ago. That wouldn't be bad if the rest of the admins would kick his ass sometimes and tell him where he's wrong. VFD'ing 'Preteen slut' shows, to me, a lack of understanding of satire. But for SPIKE not to remove it once another legit point-of-view has been explained to him - as I did on the article's nominaton - to continue to VFD it knowing that another logical point of view exists, is hurting the core of wikia uncy. On one level pov, the page is about preteen sluts who want to suck your dick. That's the one he wants to VFD, and the noobies, especially the so-far single-issue noob who talked him into it, don't understand the concept of satire, imnho. Good satire has the lesson buried within the words, and SPIKE and the Spikettes miss that entirely. Hollywood is making preteen sluts out of child actresses, with the willing consent of their money-hungry parents, so the big studios can reap in box office profits by using the meme from time to time. glug glug glug, three men, in a tub (uncy wikia at the present moment). Aleister 3:17 11-8=14
Yeah. Shitty situation. --ShabiDOO 19:57, 11 August 2014 (UTC)
I presume I am the useless crat mentioned above at the Wikia site! All articles (bar those featured) can be at any time voted off for deletion by those active on the site. Preeteen Slut had no special preservation label attached to it there. If it becomes a feature here, well then it will last as long as this site remains active. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:55, 14 August 2014 (UTC)
I suppose I am one of the "Spikettes" mentioned above. I took both your point of view and Spike's point of view into consideration when reading the article for myself. I thought the article went too far, and a good comedian knows where to draw the line. If I frequently show solidarity with Spike, it is because I think for the most part, admins should present a united front. But if I think he was wrong in banning someone, I will unban or reduce their ban. Most of the time when he rewrites policy documents, he is closing loopholes that people have taken advantage of. He does tend to see things in black and white rather than shades of grey, and does get heavy on the banstick, and is sometimes too exacting in his standards, especially on the newbies. I haven't been around as much lately to help moderate these tendencies, I'm afraid. But I do not automatically rubber stamp everything he does, to make things clear. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 17:27, 14 August 2014 (UTC)

HELP!

Help! I've fallen and I can't turn up!  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 00:05 8.11.14

pwnt ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:12, 11 August 2014 (UTC)
I saw an Australian's tits before. They were nice. Here name was Elizabeth and she was blonde. Do you know her?  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 05:38 8.12.14
You mean Australian Elizabeth with an tits? Yeah...everybody knows her. --ShabiDOO 04:17, 14 August 2014 (UTC)
Sir Peasewhizz's mother you mean? Yeah I know her. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:26, 14 August 2014 (UTC)

NFS

What makes you think I have need for speed? Rocketsled (talk) 23:51, 13 August 2014 (UTC)

Everybody has a Need for Speed.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 02:41 8.14.14
ಠ_ಠ Rocketsled (talk) 03:12, 14 August 2014 (UTC)
speed 4 lyf ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:59, 14 August 2014 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost!

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:10 (UTC)

Spike II

“He is not just shit at HTML but at English and at humor. The only thing he is not shit at is diverting people from writing funny pages”

 Spike

Shabidoo Got banned for saying Spike was "Petty and nasty". As far as I am aware the rules apply to everyone --TheWikiMan026 (talk) 12:56, 20 August 2014 (UTC)

Hi Wikiman umm could you link to where the quote is from? I'm curious, if SPIKE bans someone for calling "nasty", calling somebody else as shit isn't acceptable at all and extremely hypocritic. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:23, 20 August, 2014 (UTC)
Here you go. Anton (talk) 13:26, 20 August 2014 (UTC)
Thanks for the link, I left a comment at uncyclowikia which I shouldn't have done but I did so anyway (:D). Waiting for bans, feels good Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 13:39, 20 August, 2014 (UTC)
Your comment is not rude. If you get blocked for it, then I am leaving the other uncyclopedia. Anton (talk) 13:47, 20 August 2014 (UTC)
No need to discuss it, we know what spike is like. Just stop editting on wikia and stay here is my advice. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 13:58, 20 August 2014 (UTC)

What the actual fuck. Ok yeah I'll repeat Banzaikitten a bit; If you are unhappy with SPIKE (I'm guessing several of you are as you keep coming to my talk page to complain about him) then please leave Wikia and come here.

First of all, we don't ban people unless they are way out of line, not if they are asking for help.

Second of all, he is not going to change. I was opposed to his opping from day one, his behavior at the time was particularly shitty towards Sir Peasewhizz and frankly, his fucking loss. Sir Peasewhizz (or Kamek98 as he was known then) has written several featured articles and over 80 articles in total and all SPIKE did was bitch and moan whenever he was asked for help. I opposed his opping, I'm still opposed to it but democracy and shit.

Third of all, I'm not going to do anything. As stated above somewhere my link to Wikia is little more than reverting vandals and publishing my articles there. I'm not going to undo bans (bans on Aleister, Shabidoo, etc have been unjust and pointless I agree, but I'm not going to overturn decisions and cause drama).

Pretty much summarizes everything. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:48, 20 August 2014 (UTC)

I see that last year on the Ministry of Love there was a furrom about deoping Spike. I wonder if I started one would the result be different TheWikiMan026 (talk) 17:57, 24 August 2014 (UTC)
Look, WikiMan, Frosty had already said that his talkpage is not a place for discussing Spike or uncyclowikia's politics in general. If you have a problem with a specific Spike's action (such as his message on ScottPat's talkpage), why don't you talk to him politely and explain how you feel about it? I think this will be a better solution that to open another de-oppememt forum, whose pnly result will be further drama and hurt feelings? If you have a problem with Spike or uncyclowikia in general, then, as we have already said, you can stop editing there. Anton (talk) 22:44, 24 August 2014 (UTC)
WikiMan that's a great idea! Please do it! Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 23:21, 24 August 2014 (UTC)
The comments I made were dickish and were worthy of a block but I don't regret it for a second. Until SPIKE is de-opped there is no chance in hell his pettiness and nastiness will ever stop. That place is a sinking rotting ship of moudly death and you'll go sinking down with it if you stick around there. --ShabiDOO 01:02, 25 August 2014 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular!

The UnSignpost
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:12 (UTC)

Hey!

OMG I can't freakin' decide...
HairyJared.jpg
I need to paint another portrait of Jared Leto, and I just can't choose which hairstyle I like the most. He's so freakin' hot!!!
Thanks for voting to feature Jared Leto on the main page!

~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:01, 26 August 2014

Ye be welcome ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:35, 26 August 2014 (UTC)

Ban from IRC

I am very sorry for posting a hairy rear on IRC. Is there anything I can do to lift my ban, i.e. give blowjobs, pay money, eat potatoes, stop being annoying, anything? Rock-O-Jello (I'm listening...) 01:25, 29 August 2014 (UTC)

Yeah just pm somebody, I'm not on IRC much at the moment. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:46, 31 August 2014 (UTC)

any thoughts on this?

Forum:Spam people called things like JamesBargman Leverage (talk) 09:38, 29 August 2014 (UTC)

Yeah I'll check it out :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:47, 31 August 2014 (UTC)

Hello!

Hi, I'm new! Would you mind giving me some tips/pointers on good articles? Gonna try to write one.--Rman (talk) 02:57, 3 September 2014 (UTC)

Yeah sure. Go check out Category:Featured for our best articles/when you should strive for. You can also look at UN:REQ and Special:WantedPages for pages that don't yet exist but are wanted and stuff :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:59, 3 September 2014 (UTC)
All new writers and editors are welcome here, so don't fret about it too much, just get stuck in! Leverage (talk) 07:26, 3 September 2014 (UTC)