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  • Archive1 - exploring Uncyc as a n00b, and joining Imperial Colonization.
  • Archive2 - whereas my wording on the content warning was unexpectedly adopted, and so on.
  • Archive3 - where most of my talking after the split was done on IRC.


[edit] All right, praise songs

I never have in mind anything specific when I start on an absurd idea, naturally. We can just as well do the article on other stuff but praise songs - I mean any song at all, if you feel easier mocking something else. I wouldn't attack Christianity either - not because I couldn't but because it's useless. What if you look up something we can take apart in an absurd way and we meet on IRC some day? I find IRC collaboration quickest and the most fruitful. If you have nothing against it. Maybe a few songs? A review by people who have no idea what they are talking about? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 20:19, 22 May 2013 (UTC)

The problem with IRC right now, is that it is SPAM month on IRC, which means basically nothing gets done on there: I could spam the lyrics to a praise song there, but it would be interspersed with derpyy's ramblings, plus spam from Zombiebaron and RAHB, probably. I already picked the praise song that has the weirdest lyrics I could think of, though there's another one "Nothing But the Blood" which could sound quite bloodthirsty I suppose if someone had no idea what Christianity was about, and walked in with no clue, having never been exposed to Bible teachings. I do want to focus on the more recent songs, rather than old hymns that are more widely known. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:52, 22 May 2013 (UTC)
Spam month won't bother us if we send private messages. Also I've been there quite a bit lately - they're not spamming all the time. Also, you can /ignore spammers while it lasts. When do you want to meet? This time of the day is generally good for me but today I'll soon be going. Tomorrow is fine, satruday and sunday I'll be away, next week any day will probably be OK. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:11, 23 May 2013 (UTC)
Just got back from visiting a festival this weekend. Sunday I'll be away much of the day, otherwise the rest of the time I'm basically open. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:46, 26 May 2013 (UTC)
Righto. This time of the day maybe tomorrow? Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:41, 28 May 2013 (UTC)
Sure. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:43, 28 May 2013 (UTC)
Well, I tried to go on IRC, but it was too close to my bedtime and nobody was there when I went on to keep me awake until you went on IRC. Maybe earlier? Right now is about 7:30am my time. About 3pm or 7pm my time would be better, if that is possible for you. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 14:30, 29 May 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Praise that blood dudette

It's OK the way it is if you like to keep it light. I would have gone for something a bit heavier for better contrast - the way we discussed. For instance, where you describe the song in the intro, rather than mentioning blood just yet you could go something like:

"The ceremony, whatever it meant to these people, was magnificent. First I could not understand why the attending people made such a big fuss over these Jesus and God persons - but while the songs were being sung, some of their jubilant mood was communicated to me. Clearly this was some kind of mass suggestion, and it is really hard to avoid going along with that even when one tries. I didn't try since it all seemed so harmless. And then - when I was already immersed in the overall good feeling of the ceremony - the unthinkable happened. They started singing a song that made my skin crawl. I felt my heart skip a beat or two, and my eyesight seemed to be growing dimmer. My hands grew clammy with cold sweat... in short, it was one of the worst moments of my life. I asked my friend to help me out of the place. Luckily she was conscious enough to see I was really having a crisis despite my trying to look calm. She had to support me on our way out.

I still grow a bit weak at the knees whenever I remember that horrible song, but for your sake (I warn you not to go near those "church" places) I will reconstruct some it for you, along with a few notes."

You see that if you decide to go this way, the analysis and the rest of the intro will also need to be changed to fit this part. The choice is yours: I got a laugh out of your version as well. This would be more ambitious, however. I would like you to try just to see what happens. How about do both ways and keep whichever turns out better? The piece above could use still more descriptions of physical ill-feeling: that can be sporked from some medical site I'm sure. If you take it to the brink of total despair before letting the reader in on what actually happened, the joke will be bigger.

Also, the Mongol angle was there just to help us think. No reason to let the reader in on it. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 04:13, 30 May 2013 (UTC)

I don't know if I could do any more ambitious than I did, I can't think how I would do the analysis if I gave it all away in the intro - I think its better to have her passing out being a surprise to the reader, or mostly a surprise. I like the idea showing that Jesus and God are mostly a foreign concept to the person whose point of view the article describes, and the idea of mass suggestion, but again I wouldn't know what to do with the analysis if I took it in this direction. I'll see what I can incorporate into the intro without giving it away that she passed out cold during the song. (Fortunately, this wasn't apparently a Pentecostal church of a certain tradition, or they probably would've thought she was smitten by the Spirit.)-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:52, 30 May 2013 (UTC)
By "more ambitious" I don't mean you should change what happens but the way you write it. But, like I said, it's pretty OK as it now is. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 06:14, 31 May 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost!

-RAHB 04:38, 11 June 2013 (UTC)

[edit] I know this is a bad time...

But, I am serious. Denza252 is hacked. Check the autoblocks, different IPs. DungeonMaster494 is not me. I will tell you, I only append 4 combos of numbers to my usernames, and ONLY, these four: 242,252,510, and occasionally, 525. Please tell SPIKE this, and get rid of the real imposter. My IP can be confirmed by Frosty, to be, or (my school IP), signing as "The Indian Otaku" when I joined. I also just found out that another sockpuppet has been created by the hacked, DungeonDwemer510 or something, that is also fake. I may not be the best for social things and norms, but I would certianly wait a 2 hour ban from SPIKE, instead of using another account. Please read this fast, and if you can, get on IRC now. --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 23:44, 13 June 2013 (UTC)

You are unbanned for now pending a checkuser on the other wiki. I got RAHB's plea on your behalf, and I know he has experience with these matters, and even SPIKE had second thoughts given the actions of the other sockpuppets. I plan to leave the Denza252 account permabanned - if a second person who is not you wants to edit Uncyclopedia, they can do it but not under your name. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:44, 14 June 2013 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost is back

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[edit] The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news

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The Newspaper That Won't Tell Everyone That You Wet the Bed! Oops...

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:24, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Oh...

Was it your birthday yesterday? Happy late birthday then! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:46, 13 August 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Plz vote yes

I'll stop taking pictures of you while you sleep. Forum:Forest Fire Week 3.14: Reloaded--The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 20:06, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

Nice try, I don't have any cameras in my bedroom. My webcam is in my living room. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:29, 15 August 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Hello.

Check your emails. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions 00:21, 8 October 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Ban on the old site

Could you please take a look at the current ban SPIKE has dumped on Aleister over on the old wiki? I'm not sure what in the ruddy Hell is going on, but it doesn't seem right for him to ban an established user for two weeks for "ban evasion" after an argument over timestamps. Thanks.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Sun, Nov 17 '13 16:51 (UTC)

Thanks BB. I left a note for Romartus here as well which covers what may have happened. The sig thing, sure, two days, that's fine, I haven't read the sig rules since they were changed in 2011, long after I used sigs the way I do, and nobody ever said anything was wrong with them. But now h says I've evaded the ban and laid me low for two weeks, which he either made up out of whole cloth or the maple syrup thing, or something. And if something good can come out of this, can BB get his permaban lifted, that doesn't even make sense to permaban a good user. Thanks. Aleister 16:53 17/11/13
Thanks, Al, but I don't really care about a ban on a site I don't edit anymore. @Sims: please do look in on Aleister's ban, though. Cheers. Hope this is cleared up. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Sun, Nov 17 '13 17:02 (UTC)
I was gone throughout Sunday, but it looks like Romartus has taken care of this. There was an IP impersonating Aleister who posted on Spike's talk page and then removed that same post a few minutes later that caused the whole ban evasion problem (details can be found in the page history). Bizzeebeever, if you ever want to become a contributing member on the other site, just let me know. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 10:19, 18 November 2013 (UTC)
Thanks, I'll wander over later and have a look at that page history. I just wanted to make sure that I could post my Abu Gharib reunion unnews before the pics were censored. And I'll get that date thing cleared up, the policy was put into effect long after I had last seen the sig page. Later, and thanks again, Aleister 12:58 18/11/13
Simsie, you're cool and everything, and thanks for asking, but I won't be returning to the old site. It has run its course for me. While this one is paradoxically "less active", that means there're fewer entitled, humorless IPs destroying pages for fun, and the contributors here are all people I enjoy working with. That includes RAHB, Aleister, Shabidoo, and even Zombiebaron. I am free to contribute here without worrying about being embroiled in a five-thousand-word discussion over a page's "unencyclopedic" nature, or how it "cracks wise with the nav tools", or how it is "unsuitable for new readers", or whether a "shoop" is better because it is cropped 0.5 mm to the left, or how my "sig" doesn't contain a sufficient timestamp, or whether or not a picture of naked boobs is "intended for sexual arousal" or is "integral to the humor of its containing article" (who the hell made the rule it can't it be both?). Sweating small things sucks the fun out of writing dick-jokes; as Woody Woodburninator says, "Rules < Funny".
In short, if this server exploded tomorrow in a shower of sparks, I would still feel no compelling reason to return to that site. But thanks for asking. :D  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Mon, Nov 18 '13 18:05 (UTC)
Also, I just wasted 204 words on something other than a funny article. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Mon, Nov 18 '13 18:17 (UTC)
Now flaggelate yourself while I masturbate watch. --Mimo&maxus 19:35, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

[edit] Unban from Wikia?

I know it hasn't been a year yet, but I'm doing much better than that turbulent time when I got banned from everywhere. I'm much more stable now than before, so could I please be unbanned? --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 10:45, 2 January 2014 (UTC)

We just went through some drama only yesterday at wikia, which resulted in vandalism, and things haven't calmed down completely yet. Also, Spike still thinks you were only on the site to attract attention rather than write quality material, and since you haven't shown any interest in editing the mirror, where there is nobody to get attention from, I find myself slightly suspicious as well. I miss seeing you on there though. I still say you and Spike should probably not be on the same site. You aren't the first he hasn't gotten along with, and you won't be the last. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:18, 2 January 2014 (UTC)
I agree completely with the last two sentences. They probably apply to a lot of users. ~ Spoony-fork.svg (talk) (contribs)Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 21:35, 2 January 2014 (UTC)

[edit] Mirror Uncyc

I left you a message there but you don't seem to be around so I'm letting you know here. Please take a look if you have time. ~ Spoony-fork.svg (talk) (contribs)Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 05:28, 4 January 2014 (UTC)

I can't remember why I signed up there, by the way - found myself editing and thought I should have an account, I guess. I've also been thinking off and on about helping you keep it clean. You know how. Certainly not intending to harass anyone...?! ~ Spoony-fork.svg (talk) (contribs)Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 05:38, 4 January 2014 (UTC)
I just spent a couple hours delivering a lengthy response to the drama on the mirror site. ARGH. If you want to help me clean stuff up around there, you are welcome to, as long as it doesn't deteriorate into more catfighting. I don't want to hear on the mirror site about who got banned where (other than sites that I'm an admin of) and why, and who is creating more socks. You did the right thing in posting to my page rather than engaging in an endless revert war, and I banned Boobnoob for one day at the mirror for adding back the Alicia keys vanity in the one instance you mentioned. It sounds like she has a tendency to take things a little too personally. About your being banned by Wikia VSTF: Sorry to hear about that, its not anything I would have any control over, and it sounds like you did violate Wikia TOS by actually adding a link to a non-wikia forked site in the wrong place. As to talking about forked sites, that is mainly bad manners, and was banned by Spike when we were trying to retain some users back at the Wikia site, rather than concede all new users over to It has been suggested before that problem users that aren't a good fit for our site be redirected to the fork, but that might be a problem for both and for us, since it could violate the spirit, if not the letter, of Wikia's TOS. Chaoarren and Denza are two examples of users that would have been tempting to redirect to the fork, to give a couple examples. But they found their way here on their own. There are still a couple more users that if Spike drives away, I hope find their way here instead. One of them likes to write low quality articles in his userspace. Lots of low quality articles. He could use some coaching, rather than Spike's brand of warning/advice, and steep learning curve requirement. He is only still on uncyclowikia because his articles have stayed in his userspace. Another one may have been the victim of a pack of trolls mimicking actions that set off the first ban, during the ban. He may decide to stay, or he may have been discouraged by the extreme lengthening of the ban for ban evasion (which I reduced somewhat). He shows quite a bit of promise. I do hope none of the trolls were from, but given some of the hate posts that have been going on lately, I just don't know. Nobody knows who was really responsible. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 10:31, 4 January 2014 (UTC)

I have not been back on Uncyclowikia ever since my ip address got permabanned. Came here only to be greeted by an angry Denza and got block'd for a week for thinking I could start a flamewar since I saw in the block log nobody had been banned for cyberbullying. The worst moment here is when I went on a bad article creation spree which resulted in a months block. Also I once moved SPIKE's talk page for no reason. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 16:15, 4 January 2014 (UTC)

Good idea not to go back, creating poor quality articles after being warned generally means you ignored an admin's warning, which is a bannable offense. Flamewars are generally not a good idea anywhere, they only cause more hurt feelings. And moving Spike's talk page - if you knew Spike, you should have known that was not a good idea. Perhaps you just meant it as a practical joke, but he doesn't take kindly to that sort of thing. If you did that to me on the mirror site (where there also is no Spike, but I am admin there), I would first move it back, then move YOUR talk page. Leaving a redirect behind. On the other hand, on any site moving lots of pages to new titles is a typical vandal technique, and grounds for a ban. Generally, Spike doesn't like it when users seem to be contributing only low-quality content or seem to be there only to get attention. Part of the problem with that is, those who contribute low quality content do so usually because they don't know a better way, or else because they don't want to put in the effort. I like to assume the former, but some might assume the latter, especially after advice has been given. Moving pages is a sure-fire way to get attention, as is posting frivolous forum topics. You may not have tried every attention-getting technique, but trying to get attention before you have become accepted as a regular contributor is not a good idea on Uncyclowikia. Aleister only gets away with it there because he is such a productive writer, but if he pushes it too far, he is likely to find himself Spike-banned too. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 09:25, 6 January 2014 (UTC)
Thanks Simsie. I'm sorry for dumping all that stuff on you, I just wanted to make clear that the problem wasn't me and wasn't specific to the mirror. I have decided to leave wackypedia alone, don't worry. ~ Spoony-fork.svg (talk) (contribs)Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia 22:30, 4 January 2014 (UTC)

[edit] Quick thing...

Could you please delete asap? There's been a security breach... --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 05:16, 23 January 2014 (UTC)

Done. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:05, 24 January 2014 (UTC)
Nope, it isn't. I can still see it? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:02, 24 January, 2014 (UTC)
I have no idea about that but it looks perfectly deleted to me. ~ Spoony-fork.svg (talk) (contribs) 14:34, 24 Jan 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Yeah, it's alright now. There was a temporary bug that displayed the page even when it was deleted. Nothing to worry about anymore! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:40, 24 January, 2014 (UTC)
Unfortunately, I took a screenshot of the page and am selling to the highest bidder. mwahahahahahahahah! --Leverage (talk) 17:19, 24 January 2014 (UTC)
I'll bid 1 UncycloCoin... which at the current rate is .0045984357943 LinuxCoins, of which one is equal to .83479387987 GNUcoins, of which one is equal to .00000000000000000000000001 Dogecoins. In other words, I'm bidding five trillion times the amount that Uncyclopedia has. Top that. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 08:18, 25 January 2014 (UTC)