User talk:Frosty/archive8

Salvador Dalí

Hello again. I see that you are a judge for the Pee Buddy competition. I'm sure that you remain resitant to cajolery in relationship to your judgements there, as you are a fine figure of a gentleman whose honour is above reproach and your skills and knowledge are as boundless as the heavens above. As an aside, I'm not a visual person as much as I am a prosaic person. Are you able to help me locating images of Dalí, or his artwork, that I can use here? The article would do really well with a copy of "The Great Masturbator", but beyond that I have no idea. --C₂H₆O (hic) 01:22, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

You need someone good with images. Try going to Uncyclopedia:Requested pictures. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:50, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

I just stole the few I need from Wikipedia and a few random sites. Is there a way to stop an image trailing into another section? I noticed that a picture doesn't stop at the end of a section (like the racist image on my talk page) and for the next section of the article it's important that they don't. Failing that, is there a way to make a table for them? Sorry to be a pest. Fortunately I only ask my stupid questions once.--C₂H₆O (hic) 05:44, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

A table for images? Try <gallery></gallery> ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:48, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

For example C2. Lindsay Lohan which is a place holder article, a space filler waiting for someone with inspiration to use that as a base and to also block the numerous vandal/abuse/stupid 'articles' that have gone there before. Also, ask as many 'stupid' questions as you like. There are no penalties for enquiries - as long as the requestor doesn't fall into the usual traps of real abuse etc... --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:10, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Is there any way to do the gallery horizontally? Have a look at the Salvador Dalí page. Each image has a whole bundle of text that will go with it, so it needs a more flexible format than what <gallery></gallery> offers. --C₂H₆O (hic) 06:44, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Are you lookin' for {{-}} < this? You insert it after a paragraph. It's just a page break, but it prevents an image from poking into the following section. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 1 '12 7:02 (UTC)

Thank you odd signature person. Who has also made me an odd signature person somehow, so it was Alcohol who wrote this.

Lollz. I forgot to close my <nowiki/> tag. Doi. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, May 1 '12 7:02 (UTC)

Thanks

For helping my UnNews get featured. (today's feature) -- This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:09, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:19, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry for the delay...

Anyway, here's that present you wanted, Frosty.

Anything else you'd like to talk to me, just tell me.

Nice talking to you again, sir. User:Matthlock/sig 23:24, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Thankies :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:19, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Wollongong

I have no idea about this place. You appear to be at least in the correct country. I just found images and stuck them in there. Could you just read over it and make sure that it's not completely stupid? --C₂H₆O (hic) 08:02, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Sure thing. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:02, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Seems ok, for more feedback try UN:PEE. But it reads just fine. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:06, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

That's fine. It was an article tagged to be fixed by adding images. All I did was that, some minor proof-reading, and some slight changes. Based upon the images alone it is a very Caucasian place, so I changed a joke in there to reflect that, and added my own along the same vein as an image caption. I forgot to clean up that red link, so thank you for that. As far as I can tell it is an okay article, and I'm happy to have a bulk of okay articles rather than a minority of fantastic ones and a majority of bad ones. I also appreciate the nomination as writer of the month for just doing tidy up work. Writing an article from the ground up can be more challenging and probably does less for our library of content here than what I'm doing. --C₂H₆O (hic) 08:22, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Better fixed than deleted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:26, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Don't know if you forgot

But the judging awaits. If you can't do it or don't want to or just got AIDS, no problems but let me know! Mattsnow 18:56, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks! :P Mattsnow 22:01, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:38, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

LOL, edit conflict on Matthlock's page XD You said exactly what I was about to say. Mattsnow 22:46, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Down to the word? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:47, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

The style was different. Mattsnow 22:49, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya Nominally Humane! 03:20 07 May

Noted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:46, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy contest!!

I'm kissing you with great passion to thank you for participating in the Pee Buddy contest and judging the great articles with meticulousness! The full results are here!

Mattsnow 01:32, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome. Nice picture... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:10, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Hubert Horatio Humphrey

Should I let this user off on this edit? -- Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 20:09, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

I reverted the edit because it was crap, whilst not really vandalism, it just wasn't very good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:05, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

Okay.... Have you checked back at this yet? -- Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:08, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

No, that forum has just become one shit fest of users taking snipes at each other. This forum here, is well before your time but it covers the basic stuff and got absolutely nowhere. For this reason I want to keep involvement to an absolute minimum. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:12, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, I'll go there and archive old discussions (shit, discussions get old quickly!), so we can focus on what's actually important. -- Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 22:23, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

No, don't do that. Just let it play its course. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:24, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

It's course is St. Andrews, on a windy day. I'm done editing there. Or golfing there. Aleister 13:42 13-5-'12

CUN

I've added my name to CUN because of this thing I wrote (featured May 1). I hope nobody minds. -- Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 03:16, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

You're supposed to if you get a feature, s'all good :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:34, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

Okay! -- Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 03:46, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

Is your sig a homage to Zombiebaron Quizzy? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:48, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, I read it was somewhere... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:49, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Generic new section

I created a page and was in process of editing it. However, it was deleted within an hour by some RAHB. I have no idea about what happened and why. Uncyclopedia is a great thing but there's no clarity about how to post, where to post and how to "talk". Grad student (talk) 01:18, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

What you can do is go talk to RAHB and request he undelete your page and move it to your userspace. He will do that for you I'm pretty sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:01, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Thankyou for the kind words of welcome

I am after someone who can adopt me because I am new would you be willing to do it Frosty? Because your signature makes you look so important. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 04:34, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Mattsnow has offered to do it, but I suppose we could both do it. If you want help ask either or, writing side of things definitely ask him. See you around wangman :). (I also liked your UnNews) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:07, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Alright, you can both do it :D Thankyou for not stringing me up for what I did in the past... --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 06:57, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Sounds cool then. No hard feelings at all, compared to most you were harmless and amusing. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:04, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

How do bad pages get deleted around here?

I found a page (Antlions) that didn't make me laugh all that much, who do pages get deleted around here, is there some sort of procedure to it? --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 07:52, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

I presume you mean how they get deleted :) Make an entry on VFD and there shall be voting and it might get deleted. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:55, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Yes I mean how (I have a problem), thankyou I shall do that! Also I noticed on recent changes there is a Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD what is that for? --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 07:59, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

That is for new pages that are really bad, you can post them there and an admin will usually just straight off delete it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:03, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

I'm coming back baby

That's right, the holidays are coming in less than three days which means I'll be back to write crap nobody thinks is funny. Oh and did I mention that I pooped on your lawn? --POP!GoesTheWeasel 10:12, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Thats excellent, welcome back sir. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:16, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Also go vote on your article thats on VFH located here ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:37, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Gee, you nominated my article for feature on VFH? Thanks! I'll try to make a template of a snowman specially for you if my article gets featured and even if it does'nt once I learn how to make one! I still pooped on your lawn. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 12:08, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Sounds reasonable. >_> ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:53, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

Indeed. By the way, since I've ben gone for so lomg, I'm going to spend some time reading good articles and stuff to help me get back in track with Uncyclopedia. After such a long time, I've probably lost my sense of humor(if I ever had one). Pooping on lawn jokes is'nt funny and I'll try to do my best to compose a good article, but it's best not a to expect a really good one. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:22, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

You also have user rights now, I got Zombiebaron to give you rollback. If you're unsure of what it does go to wikipedia:wikipedia:Rollback ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:24, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

Gee, thanks again! --POP!GoesTheWeasel 11:27, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

You should ban more IP addresses

After all, if you allow someone to edit harmlessly under an IP address, the site will develop a reputation for being the site that "anyone can edit", and that would be terrible. Nominally Humane! 11:19, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

lol Nobody Cares, fuck off now. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:38, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

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I think my new version of "how to debate with Sega-16 members" is funnier than my old version

I reread my older version, and I realized it wasn't as funny as I remembered it, so I went and improved it. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 75.57.175.118 (talk • contribs)

If it's your article, feel free to revert it back. But I liked the old one personally. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:34, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

I'm Back

Happy?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:31, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

Yes ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:54, June 1, 2012 (UTC)

Not dead

I'm not dead, I've just been busy lately IRL. -- UserTalkContributions 13:24, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

Oh ok ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 20:59, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

Alexandr Lukaschenko‎

See also my Pee Review and Socky's talk page. ICU is warranted, but could be overkill. Spıke ¬ 21:46 2-Jun-12

Oh ok I see, if you would like it to be tagged in some other way feel free to do so. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 21:49, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

No, it's fine; just saying author may get the message anyway. Or else he won't. Spıke ¬ 21:50 2-Jun-12

Disney

Hi. I was just wondering, but what was wrong with writing about Disney's past? Thanks. 76.111.54.150 02:35, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

It could have been written better is all. Your perspective seemed to hate on it in a way that wasn't funny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:54, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

I've been gone for a while...

So could you bring me up to speed about what's going on on Uncyclopedia.

Also, since you're sixteen, I'd like to share with you a song that I wrote on November 10, 2011, (which was my sixteenth birthday), it's called "I'm Sixteen".

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Lines form on my face and hands

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Lines form from the ups and downs

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I'm in the middle without any plans

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I'm a boy and I'm a man

I'm sixteen and I don't know what I want

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Sixteen I just don't know what I want

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Sixteen I gotta get away

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I gotta get out of this place

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I'll go runnin' in outer space oh yeah

I got a baby's brain and an old man's heart

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Took sixteen years to get this far

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Don't always know what I'm talking about

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Feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt

Because I'm sixteen I get confused every day

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Sixteen I just don't know what to say

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Sixteen I gotta get away

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Whoa

Lines form on my face and my hands

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Lines form on the left and right

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I'm in the middle the middle of life

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I'm a boy and I'm a man

I'm sixteen and I like it

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Yes I like it

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Oh I like it love it like it love it

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Sixteen sixteen sixteen sixteen and I like it.

P.S. Answer me on my talk page, sir.

User:Matthlock/sig 23:15, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

That thing we talked about

So, um, here's a chart for you, going back to March (I forgot when patrolling was turned on). It may look a bit different from what you were expecting. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jun 12 '12 8:56 (UTC)

Well I'll be damned! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:06, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

You

I answered your message on my talk page. I should've put it on your talk page, but it's too late now. So check it out. User:Matthlock/sig 19:35, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

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--ChiefjusticeXBox 09:55, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

For this...

You deserve a 50-foot ninja star made entirely of your choice of cookies. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jun 15 '12 15:24 (UTC)

I'll take that giant cookie now thanks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:32, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Hey buddy, sorry if I don't have a template. I've been busy lately, but I really got to thank you for voting for my Richard Pryor article and it got featured. Thanks a bunch! I can send you some bananas too if you want. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 14:50, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:31, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Greetings,

First of all, it took me like 20 minutes to figure out how to do this, so that should show you my expierence with such matters. when you deleted my posts yesterday i was all (very angry surprised face) and vowed to seek my revenge. Thankfully for you and your family, i clicked on 'my talk' and saw your post, so thanks for the kind words. i hate to be a bother (again), but after reading all those links you gave me i still can't make one of those fancy userpages, clicking on my name just sends me to some Nethelp website, or some shit. if you know anyway to help, I'd appreciate it. Live long and prosper! Trollology523 (talk) 02:43, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

Clicking on your redliniked username should work, otherwise click this link here and that should work. I reverted your posts as they need more work, but thats how most folks start out here, getting reveted and the like you will get the hang of it quickly I am sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:22, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

waaaah

In regards to your message, Frosty, look here. That'll probably answer your question. User:Matthlock/sig 20:38, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

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June 21st, 2012 • Issue 168 •Dost thou go cross-gartered yonder UnSignpost?

Blue Sky Thinking By Chief The only image Dr.Skullthumper did not delete. We here at the UnSignpost were just saying the other day, as we packed fudge at the mid-week meeting, how much we miss Dr. Skullthumper. Not because we like him or anything, nobody misses him for that. We miss him because he provided an unending stream of fantastic ideas! True, most of these ideas were along the lines of "Let's pack all the images on the wiki into a category which I have called 'Maintaining Your Brilliant Ideas Now' or MYBIN for short and let's delete all but the ones of Elephants holding tissues!!" but he was certainly trying and it made for sensational news. Alas, now Dr. Skullthumper has taken another leave of absence leaving nobody to save Uncyclopedia from certain doom. Or so we thought... It would seem that Shabidoo has his eyes firmly set upon the title of Humour-Wiki innovator having this week posted no fewer than three forum topics demanding, suggesting and complaining about the wiki and proposing that we all do something about it. His posts do lack Dr. Skullthumper's trademark doom and gloom and are instead infuriatingly chirpy and irritating. Pictured: A retro image from a retro article about a very retro game When asked to comment Shabidoo had this to say to Uncyclopedia: "I should now take this moment to inform you that you are all a bunch of snotty nosed dick faces, sinking into an abyss of cock-wad penis-smoking but-snot!!!". We know what you're all thinking; he's far too polite to be anything like Dr. Skullthumper. Shabidoo wants three things, he wants to be able to share pages on Facebook, he wants us all to go retro for a week and he wants his smart phone to load Uncyclopedia, probably so he can create more forum topics about banality. Shabidoo's best idea is retro week, we imagine this will comprise editing whilst wearing ridiculous hair, a ridiculous shirt, leather trousers and carrying a boom box. For those of you who aren't interested in that sort of thing, what Shabidoo actually proposes is that we re-feature seven articles from before 2010. Steady on there Shabidoo perhaps next time we could run Prehistoric week where we re-feature articles as from as far back as 2009! Most of you will remember 2010 better referred to by the man in the street as "The year before last". It's very retro, assuming you have no idea what retro actually means. The Facebook suggestion will likely meet with failure because it requires someone who can code, and we only have a couple of people who can do that and they're all insane, Olipro, American or a combination of the three. Elsewhere on the wiki this week Nikau missed the censorship outrage boat and was outraged by the censorship. Qzekrom created a forum topic and told nobody to reply to it, that was a bit weird,. The PLS is still running and Saberwolf116 returned to the wiki and was promptly ordered back to Pee Review and the voting pages for being foolish enough to announce his return. Nobody writes UnTunes any more, we could have a week of singing and dancing, we'd call it "UnTunes Week" because we're original like that. Happy Thursday. A Victory for Democracy By Chief Lyrithya's proposal for the content warning You all probably remember last week, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. You might also remember that the UnSignpost ran a story on the OUTRAGEOUS censorship of Uncyclopedia. The big development to that story this week is that Simsilikesims has managed to get the content warning removed! Oh, wait that's not right, what has actually happened is that the warning has been changed so that it is more welcoming, not that there are many more welcoming ways you can say "WARNING: This wiki has over 600 breast images and racism!" This may or may not be Simsilikesims writing the new content warning The new warning is delightful and nobody can say a bad word about it, except me. I hate it. It's too compromising, I'm all in favour of encouraging new users to come to our site, but the current content message makes them all think that Uncyclopedia is the place for them! Do you know that just this week I was patrolling recent changes hunting for Grouse vandalism with my dog, Barnaby Montague Clifford III, when I saw new users. This is the work of Simsilikesims he/she/it has sewn the seeds of our destruction! I would also like to complain in the strongest possible terms about the Cat on the notice and Simsilikesims signature. The signature that most people see first is normally Zombiebaron's on the block page, or mine in the canned welcome message I have sprayed onto their talk page. Don't you people see? If we put Simsilikesims' signature on the content warning people will start asking her/him/it things. A truly deplorable state of affairs. Also, Aimsplode really likes the new content warning, as if you needed another reason to hate it. You! By Chief You is exactly who could write articles for the UnSignpost! In order to keep the periodical working on a regular basis. We also needed this space to even up the columns because of RAHB's massive complaint. Enjoy reading that. We certainly did. That's enough space filled.

Check out these pages! Yeah, still Yes, STILL!! 634 boob images Please God somebody sing something From our logs: 19:52, June 19, 2012 ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs) blocked Under user (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 20 seconds ‎ (The UnSignpost Gods demand the banning of a blessed Virgin every Tuesday. Since there's none of those around right now I'll have to make do with Under user.) 21:13, June 19, 2012 Thekillerfroggy (talk | contribs) blocked Under user (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 minutes ‎ (wait wait wait i wanna block him too!) 09:01, June 14, 2012 RAHB (talk | contribs) blocked Wllmlos (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (Take some time to think about how unfunny you are. Then, try again.) 07:02, June 15, 2012 Romartus (talk | contribs) blocked 90.215.54.206 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (Intimidating behaviour/harassment: This isn't Facebook.) 01:09, June 20, 2012 Xamralco (talk | contribs) blocked JoeSimmons (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (BIG TITTIES) 00:59, June 18, 2012 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk | contribs) blocked Cajek (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 hour ‎ (I saw your name and couldn't resist.) Biopic of the Week It's time for biopic of the week! This week the user we are "featuring" is none other that "Featured User". Now let me entertain you with a small amount of information shamelessly taken from his user page and ruthlessly put into my own words. Featured User was created in September 2011. There you go, wasn't that interesting? Featured User has created a number of splendid articles since then and remains something of an enigma, hardly speaking, hardly appearing but writing contest winning articles and winning awards when he does. He's like me in a dream I once had, where nobody hated me. FU, as you can call him should he annoy you, hasn't been seen since March which leads the UnSignpost to have a deep deep affinity with him. Let us all hope for his swift return perhaps, when he does, he can save us from ourselves. Old School FA Water Polo... With Sharks! is the hardest game to play, bar none. The sport is exactly the same as regular water polo, but with sharks. The Sharks are not aligned on either of the two competing teams, nor are they their own team, they are just thrown into the pool to add some spice, zest, and lethal danger into what would otherwise be a bland and inconsequential game of water polo. Although extremely difficult, and with a low survival rate, it's a great way to get yourself a scholarship to college. It is also notable for having the least-qualified and worst referees of any sport ever. Newsroom UnTune of the week GloriAAA! Complaints Corner I'd like to complain about the state of affairs in this hotel's tea room. The smell is unbearable in here. There's too much light let in from outside, and at night the place is too fecking dark to see whether or not I'm drinking green or black tea. This is very important as I have a theaflavin-3-gallate deficiency that flares up only at 9 o'clock in the morning. You'd this would be okay because that early in the morning I'd be able to see the tea, but the problem lies in the fact that if I have any more tea than fills the deficiency within a 24-hour period, I experience very inconvenient seizures and the temporary loss of ability to control my sexual urges, effectively leaving me twitching around on the ground while repeatedly thrusting my groin into the air, making grunting noises. But I digress. There's a dumpster next to the tea table and it attracts a great deal of local bird-life. All the unpleasant kinds, seagulls, pelicans, crows, what have you. Couldn't attract a nice spotted purple martin, noooooooo. It has to be the disgusting birds attracted to trash. Idiotic. At any rate, in retrospect it doesn't look like this is the tea room at all. I seem to have fallen down the trash chute by accident this morning. Cheerio! -RAHB 00:09, February 11, 2012 (UTC) We're glad you enjoyed your stay at the Bates Motel. We hope you choose to stay with us during next year's uncyclopedia Q&A convention. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   01:57, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

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--ChiefjusticeXBox 00:37, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

New users

Is there any option I can use to find the names of new users? Sorry, but I have a friend who said that he was going to join Uncyclopedia this summer, and he never specified with me what his user name would be. Also, could you read this article and tell me what you think of it? User:Matthlock/sig 23:07, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

You can consult the New user log but you really would need to know his username or he know yours. And sure reading your article has been added to my to do pile ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:20, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks! And actually he does know that my name on this site is Matthlock. (And actually, my real name is Matthew; all Matthlock is is a combination of my first name and Matlock.) Also, I followed that other link; funny picture you got there. User:Matthlock/sig 21:20, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

BGBU Double Redirects

Thanks for cleanin' em up, I couldn't stick around long enough for the cache to catch up and do them myself. Cookie! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:42, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Jolly gee thanks! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:17, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

So I thought I'd share this with somebody

This is the most fun I've had since I banged that hooker in Reno. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jun 27 '12 10:26 (UTC)

heh ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:53, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

User:Frosty/people to ignore

I made some changes to this list; sorry, there are some users listed here that have had no recent activity on this site, so I crossed them out. Anyway, cheers!~ User:Matthlock/sig 21:36, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

mmmk. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:19, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

A few other things also; you've got new messages on the talk page of my Barnes article, you've got new messages on the talk page of your Gosford article and tell me, what did you think of that article I wrote? User:Matthlock/sig 22:23, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

I think the article needs more pictures but is otherwise good for mainspacing. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:39, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

Hey thanks! :) User:Matthlock/sig 22:45, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

Made some changes to my article. Is there anything else you'd like? User:Matthlock/sig 23:16, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

Nah, should be good now. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:23, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

Excellent. Now if I put this article on VFH someday, would you vote for it? User:Matthlock/sig 23:29, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

Please

You don't need to fix tag Vandalismn/example on wheels. it's just stupid as the article is purposed to, and if you just want to delete it post it on VFD, in which is fruitless.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 08:29, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

I am on irc, you could tell at me there... But you can help me with the not hating it, by not making every second edit you make to the page and ehhh reducing the amount you edit it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:32, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Chief

Whats your beef with the chief? --ShabiDOO 10:46, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

We love each other dearly. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:51, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

And why the f*** am I not on your ignore list!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! --ShabiDOO 10:57, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Because, not gay enough. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:04, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

I've had 10,000 penises in my mouth and ass in the last week...and I'm not gay enough? --ShabiDOO 12:55, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Nope. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:41, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Patrol stats June 2012

*sigh* ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jul 3 '12 5:35 (UTC)

A feat matched only by putting bacon on the mainpage. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:41, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

HowTo:Write a Bullshit Story

I made an audio file for my bullshit story article. However, I don't think I did a good job at vocal control and sound control. Could you listen to it and then tell me what you think? (And yes, that really is my voice!) User:Matthlock/sig 19:34, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

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July 5th, 2012 • Issue 169 • You'd be crazy not to listen!

Reform and change By Chief Pictured: VFS It was the winds of change that wafted through the UnSignpost office this week, at least that's what we assume the smell is. This week's topic of change is the ever popular Vote for Sysops/Sandwiches. What's wrong with it? It's not good enough that's what. VFS has always been something of an old standby for the UnSignpost, it has drama, it has thrills, it has the invariable abuse of power and crushing of dissenting opinions. It has everything that made Uncyclopedia what it is today. With so many positives- did we mention the abuse of power? The drama? With so many positives it is hard to believe that anyone would ever wish to be rid of VFS, but it seems there is always one bold revolutionary desperate to spoil everybody else's fun. This week's bold revolutionary role is played jointly by Saberwolf116 and Lyrithya. Shocking really, after all Lyrithya always seemed so happy with how everything on Uncyclopedia was run and hasn't tried to change a thing since she got here. She favours scrapping VFS altogether and introducing a system similar to that used on Wikipedia. This correspondent would like to share the advice of his estranged father with Lyrithya: "If you like Wikipedia so much why don't you go and live there?". Lyrithya should go and live on wikipedia where her precious '"equality" and "accountability" can exist, she can leave us to fester in our misery, we've been enjoying that for several years. Saberwolf116 meanwhile is a splendid well-meaning fellow who has no idea that it is in fact quicksand full of shards of broken glass that he has unwittingly stepped into. Saberwolf proposes a system similar to a discussion board where everyone discusses and agrees who is the best candidate for the job, they are then appointed and begin doing a splendid job, perhaps while we are all living in Saberwolf's fantasy world we could all visit the Marshmallow planet and grow enormous beards. Saberwolf had this to say about his plans to abolish the voting: "Let's vote", so he is off to a good start. Lyrithya meanwhile proposes that we let people nominate themselves at any time and if they're good enough we make them an administrator, it's a good idea and it works on wikipedia, but so would Aztec human sacrifice if the arbitration committee suggested it. Satan deciding that admin votes should count double in the first round of VFS. Sycamore also appears to be formulating a system based on letting the administrators decide everything until the final stage which the UnSignpost is sure will go down a storm amongst a group who feel that letting administrators' votes count double in the first stage of the current VFS is a breathtaking abuse of position and power, which can only have been instituted on the instruction of Satan and his demonic minions. The discussion continues on the forum, though based on the current state of affairs you are unlikely to be made an administrator unless your mum is "ghey", which means RAHB is safer than anybody. On a lighter note Qzekrom suggests an article feedback tool be added to the bottom of articles so people can rate the article, some may remember we scrapped a scoring system for articles because "Nobody ever uses the thing". Anybody wishing to let an author know about the ghey-ness of their mum or how terrible their article is are encouraged to make use of the talk page, or have a go at using Pee Review, that's why most people use it. PLSURPRISE! By Chief Yes, the Poo Lit Surprise competition has concluded. There was a tremendous amount of ceremony as Zombiebaron closed the competition having completed all his adding up. It was something of a news item in of itself that there were no ties and a clear winner was found in every single category. The grand champion was Modusoperandi who wrote a splendid article about the Slender Loris. You should read it, you should vote for it. You should vote for everything and anything. The competition runner-up was Thekillerfroggy who successfully came second more than everybody else. He must be very proud. He wrote HowTo:Meet women, which is quite ironic when you think about it, he also wrote Freezer, which isn't ironic, even if you think about it. You should nominate these articles and then vote on them. Shabidoo's retro week idea that we thoroughly ridiculed the other week sits sickeningly on the Village Dump flaunting its garish imagery and mocking the forum's otherwise sombre tone. This forum still exists despite the issue it was created to challenge having been resolved, though it does seem to be nearing the record for the most votes on a single forum topic. Finally, the top 3 of the month has moved to the forum because it is easier to vote on it by phone. If we are altering things to make them easier to edit from a phone we should probably move the entire wiki into a forum. Happy Thursday!

Check out these pages! You don't! It does! Vote! Boat! From our logs: 05:22, July 4, 2012 Modusoperandi (talk | contribs) blocked 68.63.193.235 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (he eat fat dicks too hahhhhaaahha niches this shit is fake and the booze who wrote can a fat ass dick like their mother hahah) 11:13, June 30, 2012 Black flamingo11 (talk | contribs) blocked 90.208.52.194 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (Please don't revert people unless you are sure you are better than them.) 17:45, June 29, 2012 ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs) blocked 24.113.223.122 (talk) with an expiry time of 3 months ‎ (Blanking is 4kids. HAHAHA YOU SEE WHAT I DID?? I MADE A FUNNY!) 05:36, July 3, 2012 Zombiebaron (talk | contribs) blocked Frosty (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 minute ‎ (VANBALISANG DA MANE PAGE) 17:53, June 27, 2012 Romartus (talk | contribs) blocked Dragonsheep (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (Muck spreading is what farmers do. Are you a farmer?) 19:16, June 25, 2012 Xamralco (talk | contribs) blocked ROMARTUS IS A DIRTY TURD (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (GIANT BALLS) Biopic of the Week Hello! This week the biopic of the week is devoted to a set of stairs and a Jewish man. Yes, it's Staircase, a user who hasn't been seen since April 2010! A small number of you might remember Staircase for his articles and his touching up of your inner thighs. He won awards and I miss him. He never really knew me, he probably didn't know you but the wiki is a worse place place for the lack of him. I also miss Mordillo, I miss his Jewishness and his not-permitting-that-sort-of-thingness. He was a splendid fellow and he wrote good articles, plus he agreed with me, nobody does that any more. A moment please for two of our gayest and best. May they bring their own brand of humour and sexual perversion to whichever caring institution has the honour of housing them in their retirement. Old-school FA Henchmen are the missing link between the super evil and the rest of us. No task is too menial or monotonous for them. They don't talk much but they think fast. Henchmen are the vital cogs in the massive gearwork that is the wristwatch of the villain. Without them, his wristwatch would only be right twice a day. And villains need to be able tell time accurately all day. They are the villain's last and greatest line of defense - well, after the laser cannon that they built on the moon, the nuclear warhead and the escape pod, of course. The life of a henchman is sweet indeed- danger, beautiful women, a really good dental plan... who wouldn't want to be a henchman? Newsroom UnTune of the week 7 Shits Woof The UnSignpost Dog reminds all readers of the importance of symmetry. That is all.

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--ChiefjusticeXBox 08:10, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for the tips!

I read your reply on my talk page, was really helpful. To answer your question, the tapping sound that annoyed you was probably the sound of me tapping on my computer's mousepad; sorry, I'm sort of impulsive. (I should've told you that I have ADHD!) Also, thanks for the other stuff; my biggest fear besides the sound being too fuzzy was my voice sounding too monotone. I think I'll try on it again. Again, thanks! User:Matthlock/sig2 19:50, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Also there's plenty more groud to be covered for my new forum if you are still interested. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:25, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Archivin' QuickVFD

I had an entry there that apparently no one checked yet (File:Hakko.JPG). Checked QVFD nominations now appear below the {{QVFD checked}} tag. Can you wait for an admin to check it before archiving next time? --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 00:45, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Socky had made a comment below it indicating he had checked it and wasn't going to delete it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:47, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

The "Checked QVFD" means that QVFD has been checked. If an article wasn't deleted, the admin who checked used their discretion to not delete it, plain and simple. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:32, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Socky should stop being so vague >_< I thought he meant he had checked it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:35, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

To clear things up, my comment was meant to point out that the appropriateness of the extension used was completely irrelevant. Since deleting the image would've implied that the reason Qzekrom gave was relevant, thus directly contradicting the point I was trying to make with my comment, I chose not to delete the image. I didn't move the {{QVFD checked}} template to the top because I wanted to leave the option for other admins to delete the image. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:50, 7 July 2012

Ok. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:31, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Um...what...

...on Earth is this? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jul 7 '12 14:12 (UTC)

You are asking me because... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:08, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

There was nobody else around at the time to ask. Hell, not even you were. Also, somebody should revert that or not. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jul 11 '12 16:08 (UTC)

Way ahead of you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:27, 11 July 2012

Message

Haha I caught you 201.50.46.154 02:39, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

Caught me? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:41, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

Remember that song?

The one that goes...

La la laaaaa lala,

La la laaaaa lalala,

Lalalala, la la lala,

Lalalala, la la laaa.

Lalalala la lalalala la

Lalalalalalalaalalal la

La la lala, la la lala,

la la la la laaaaaaaaaa.

--ShabiDOO 05:22, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO VOTE FOR THE MOST WHORED VFH IN THE HISTORY OF UNCYCLOPEDIA also yes ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:24, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

You

Have new messgaes on the talk page of your Gosford article. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:47, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

Monkeys

Have invaded. And they have poop-throwing technology. WE ARE FUCKED, MAN! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jul 11 '12 16:10 (UTC)

Excuse me but what? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:06, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry. That's my retarded way of asking "shouldn't some monkey archive this shit before it starts to stink?" ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jul 14 '12 8:21 (UTC)

yes hello

observant. i like that. :) -hipcrime 09:32, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

So tell me this

How exactly did you get the title of sir? Considering that you have absolutely NO FEATURED ARTICLES. User:Matthlock/sig2 21:24, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

I actually do have 1 feature. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:06, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Also he's been Uncyclopedian of the Month. Pay attention, Matt. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jul 14 '12 8:13 (UTC)

Oh, also, guess what.

Apparently, random edit conflicts are being handled improperly. When I opened Hectocapitus, there was no ICU tag, and while I was adding it, you added one. But the page didn't throw an "Edit conflict" warning. Good times. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jul 14 '12 8:13 (UTC)

Fuck wikia ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:15, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

No more Penispenispenis

It's Bonerbonerboner time. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 10:02, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

I concur. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:31, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

Did you know that...

...that this article was featured 5 years ago? I sense a pattern here...--Bp2611 11:27, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

Whats the pattern, I don't get it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:18, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

I can't believe you don't get it. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:25, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

5 years apart, happened twice on the same day. I will call it a pattern if the featured article of July 14 2017 also follows it. But for now its a coincidence not a pattern. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:28, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

If that happens, I'm calling the police. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:32, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

Extrapolating from the data, July 14, 2017's featured article should be Rape baby. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Jul 14 '12 23:33 (UTC)