User talk:Aimsplode
Statement on Aimsplode
In 2013 Aimsplode joined the Uncyclopedia IRC channel in an attempt to overturn his infinite ban, and to try to lure underage members of the community to his home. Unfortunately in 2019 the community had forgotten about this and he was unbanned and quickly promoted to bureaucrat status. This status has been permanently revoked and he is not to be unbanned ever again.
The Uncyclopedia community, its admin team, and its owners completely disavow the actions of Aimsplode and have permanently removed him from Uncyclopedia. For more information, please see this entry in Flammable's Office. If you are concerned about an action taken by this individual on Uncyclopedia, or have information which may lead to the discovery of additional sockpuppets, please contact an admin.
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
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