UnNews:Racism ended world wide because of Facebook status update
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Furguson, Missouri -- Today, racism is finally over. After the sweeping success of such movements as #Kony2012 and #BringBackOurGirls which both successfully held the attention of the social media users of the planet for approximately four nanoseconds before being placed firmly in the back of our minds because they are quote "too awful to think about", a new movement emerged today entitled #Ferguson which people are once again piling onto in an attempt to score ego points and/or get the girl they fancy to suck their dick for being "a good humanitarian".
Like all hashtags, they really show how individual you are and that you're capable of original thought. Along side the 500,000 tweets with so much similarity, that it is, essentially the social media version of paraphrasing a Wikipedia article and passing it off as your University Thesis, the hashtag itself serving to be nothing more than the "From Wikipedia, the free Encyclopedia" you forgot to cut out in a furious attempt to score brownie points from complete strangers.
And finally, this movement like its predecessors has achieved its aims. Like Kony, who is now... well still hiding out in Uganda somewhere, but we'll get him! Eventually. And as for those Nigerian girls they got, well... married off to Muslim families and have current locations more secret than Area 51. This hashtag will similarly see racism end in all forms ever! Any day now at least, twitter and facebook are incredibly good at changing the less favorable aspects of human nature over night.