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|name=Thomas Jefferson with a Moustache |size=350px |caption=Thomas Jefferson, with a moustache. |credit=Jocke Pirat |nom=-- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 03:04, Jun. 2, 2008 |scoretext=inches across |fornumber=18 |for=

  1. N+F Nomination - VFP is a little slow right now, but I don't have the courage to nominate the shit cross. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 03:04, Jun. 2, 2008
    I didn't think anyone would actually vote for it. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 05:38, Jun. 3, 2008
  2. I laughed. A lot. --Algorithm 05:50, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Incredible - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 19:28, Jun 2
  4. Epic. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:34, Jun 2
  5. First LOL of the night. I saw the title. I look at the picture. I laugh. I vote. VFP is easy! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:42, Jun 2
  6. "Fuck you, Adams. The British'll never recognize me with this bastard on!" (Self for) ~ Tophatsig.png 2/06/2008 @ 20:20
  7. Funny --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:00, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
  8. Lol --The Linkifier!!!!!? 00:03, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  9. :) Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 20:51, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  10. F♥r. Amazing. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN WotM RotM AotM VFH SK PEEING HP BFF @ 22:17 Jun 6
  11. ' That IS a gynoumous mustache!!! IT IS HUGE!!! LOL!!! RTOFLOL!!!!! --- DJ Mixerr
  12. For I feel guilty voting for this. but it made me laugh. --THE 23:18, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
  13. For I feel like THE is guilty voting for this.   Le Cejak <12:51, 11 Jun 2008>
  14. For. Voting for this hurts, but I laughed too hard not to. I hope others can share my pain. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:56, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  15. Wow. It would be insanely ironic if in several thousand years, they got this picture mixed up with the accurate one, and Jefferson went down in history for having a massive stache. Lol. Sig.PNG 
  16. For --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:16, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
  17. Phor--Sgt. Fluffy 19:07, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
  18. Cancelling out Mnz's vote because I quite like this. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:05, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=15 |against=#Against. Moustache humour is sooo 1820's. Plus, absurd humour with such a tenuous link to the real world isn't absurd, it's nonsense (Jefferson I get, but moustache?). Plus, it's crooked. I hope that it works better on whateverpageitison. One about Thomas Jefferson, probably. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:27, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

  1. Stache -RAHB 04:47, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Go to the source-image for the moustache. Crop the mustache. Do a colour-select (or its equivalent in whateverprogramyouuse). Get rid of the freakin' crufty background pinky stuff. Make mustache bigger. Rinse. Repeat. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:59, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. It's somehow NOT absurd enough for me. Or whatever. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:44, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Hmm...It could be better if the moustache was ridiculously enormous or something... --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 13:03, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. I looked at it. My face remained stoic. Not even the faintest twitch of the corners of my mouth in an upward direction. It's a picture with a badly cut-out 'tache slapped on it. Oh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:44, Jun 11
  6. Against I'm normally all for these "the joke is that minimal effort was put into the creation and thought process of this joke, further enhanced by the fact that hordes of people enjoy it for this perceived humor value, or for the ironic appreciation of its lack of humor", but this one is all meh. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:04, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against. Um, yeah, how is this funny? Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:20, Jun 13
  8. Against. Rather obviously, this picture was created in under 30 seconds. The least you could do would be to make the mustache blend in with the painting.--The Nails 03:25, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  9. Super dumb paper moustache--LOLsupreme 16:55, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  10. NO! My god, our standards are going to hell these days. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:09, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  11. --Mn-z 15:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  12. Nty - That's just bad. How long did it take to make, 10 minutes? Smuff [kthnxbai] 20:29, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
  13. Symbol declined.svg Against. The mustache is absurdly large. Make the mustache on Thomas Jefferson smaller in size and not obscenely large. DJ Mixerr 17:51, February 5, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR.GIF (talk)(contributions)
  14. Symbol declined.svg Against. Poorly done I'm afraid Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 06:38, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

|comments=

  • I don't care how easy it was to make. Also Kip, where is this "shit cross" of which you speak? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:16, Jun 3
  • This:
    ShitCross.png
-- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:39, Jun. 3, 2008
Ahh, well not even Zombiebaron would nominate that. Just look at the quality. :P MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:46, Jun 3
*ahem* I have nominated that. Three times. Long story, that. Or those. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:42, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Like this story? God dammit, Kip has withdrawn his vote? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:05, Jun 4
I undid the explaination because I knew it'd be funnier just to show the pic. But thanks for pointing out what a prude I am. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 23:42, Jun. 4, 2008
Make the mustache on Thomas Jefferson smaller in size and so absurdly large. It would be more funnier. DJ Mixerr 17:55, February 5, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR.GIF (talk)(contributions)
You're welcome for the idea Jockey but I have no idea how this achieved featured status because it's just plain stupid... I think what I said so many years ago was that you could do something as simple as adding a moustache to a historical figure b/c classical or decadent characters tend to be viewed favorably when under critique for featured status. Perhaps voting "for" towards such images or articles is a way for voters to proclaim their intelligence (intelligence = knowledge of historical things). --AmericanBastard 06:35, March 25, 2011 (UTC)|%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Jeffersonmoustache.jpg|%TITLE%=VFP/Jeffersonmoustache.jpg|%DATE%=2013-01-28 21:27:09|%USER%=Frosty|%ARGS%=§image=Jeffersonmoustache.jpg

§name=Thomas Jefferson with a Moustache §size=350px §caption=Thomas Jefferson, with a moustache. §credit=Jocke Pirat §nom={User:Kip the Dip/sig} 03:04, Jun. 2, 2008 §scoretext=inches across §fornumber=18 §for=

  1. N+F Nomination - VFP is a little slow right now, but I don't have the courage to nominate the shit cross. {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 03:04, Jun. 2, 2008
    I didn't think anyone would actually vote for it. {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 05:38, Jun. 3, 2008
  2. I laughed. A lot. --User_talk:Algorithm§Algorithm 05:50, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Incredible {User:The UnIdiot/sig} 19:28, Jun 2
  4. Epic. - {User:TheLedBalloon/mobsig} 19:34, Jun 2
  5. First LOL of the night. I saw the title. I look at the picture. I laugh. I vote. VFP is easy! {User:MrN9000/sig} 19:42, Jun 2
  6. "Fuck you, Adams. The British'll never recognize me with this bastard on!" (Self for) {User:Jocke Pirat/Sig§2/06/2008 @ 20:20}
  7. Funny --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 22:00, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
  8. Lol --{User:The Linkifier/sig} 00:03, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  9. :) {User:Mightydandylion/sig} 20:51, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
  10. F♥r. Amazing. {User:SysRq/sig§time=@ 22:17 Jun 6}
  11. ' That IS a gynoumous mustache!!! IT IS HUGE!!! LOL!!! RTOFLOL!!!!! --- DJ Mixerr
  12. For I feel guilty voting for this. but it made me laugh. --User:THE§THE 23:18, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
  13. For I feel like THE is guilty voting for this. {User:Cajek/sig2§12:51, 11 Jun 2008}
  14. For. Voting for this hurts, but I laughed too hard not to. I hope others can share my pain. {User:Boomer/sig/2} 03:56, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
  15. Wow. It would be insanely ironic if in several thousand years, they got this picture mixed up with the accurate one, and Jefferson went down in history for having a massive stache. Lol. {User:Vampiregirl/sig}
  16. For --{User:Dexter111344/sig} 06:16, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
  17. Phor--User:Sgt. Fluffy§Sgt. Fluffy 19:07, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
  18. Cancelling out Mnz's vote because I quite like this. {User:The Woodburninator/sig2} 16:05, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=15 §against=#Against. Moustache humour is sooo 1820's. Plus, absurd humour with such a tenuous link to the real world isn't absurd, it's nonsense (Jefferson I get, but moustache?). Plus, it's crooked. I hope that it works better on whateverpageitison. One about Thomas Jefferson, probably. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 23:27, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

  1. Stache -{User:RAHB/sig} 04:47, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. Go to the source-image for the moustache. Crop the mustache. Do a colour-select (or its equivalent in whateverprogramyouuse). Get rid of the freakin' crufty background pinky stuff. Make mustache bigger. Rinse. Repeat. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 21:59, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against. It's somehow NOT absurd enough for me. Or whatever. {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 01:44, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Hmm...It could be better if the moustache was ridiculously enormous or something... --{User:Seeker/sig} 13:03, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
  5. Against. I looked at it. My face remained stoic. Not even the faintest twitch of the corners of my mouth in an upward direction. It's a picture with a badly cut-out 'tache slapped on it. Oh. --{User:Under_user/sig2} 12:44, Jun 11
  6. Against I'm normally all for these "the joke is that minimal effort was put into the creation and thought process of this joke, further enhanced by the fact that hordes of people enjoy it for this perceived humor value, or for the ironic appreciation of its lack of humor", but this one is all meh. {User:Squiggle/sig} 06:04, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
  7. Against. Um, yeah, how is this funny? {User:Necropaxx/sig} 23:20, Jun 13
  8. Against. Rather obviously, this picture was created in under 30 seconds. The least you could do would be to make the mustache blend in with the painting.--User:The Nails§The Nails 03:25, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
  9. Super dumb paper moustache--User:LOLsupreme§LOLsupreme 16:55, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  10. NO! My god, our standards are going to hell these days. --{User:Kaizer the Bjorn/sig} 03:09, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  11. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 15:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  12. Nty - That's just bad. How long did it take to make, 10 minutes? {Smuff/Signature} 20:29, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
  13. {Against} The mustache is absurdly large. Make the mustache on Thomas Jefferson smaller in size and not obscenely large. DJ Mixerr 17:51, February 5, 2011 (UTC) {User:DJ_Mixerr/sig}
  14. {against} Poorly done I'm afraid {User:Frosty/sig} 06:38, March 25, 2011 (UTC)

§comments=

  • I don't care how easy it was to make. Also Kip, where is this "shit cross" of which you speak? {User:MrN9000/sig} 22:16, Jun 3
{User:Kip the Dip/sig} 22:39, Jun. 3, 2008
Ahh, well not even Zombiebaron would nominate that. Just look at the quality. :P {User:MrN9000/sig} 22:46, Jun 3
*ahem* I have nominated that. Three times. Long story, that. Or those. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 23:42, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Like this story? God dammit, Kip has withdrawn his vote? {User:MrN9000/sig} 20:05, Jun 4
I undid the explaination because I knew it'd be funnier just to show the pic. But thanks for pointing out what a prude I am. {User:Kip the Dip/sig} 23:42, Jun. 4, 2008
Make the mustache on Thomas Jefferson smaller in size and so absurdly large. It would be more funnier. DJ Mixerr 17:55, February 5, 2011 (UTC) {User:DJ_Mixerr/sig}
You're welcome for the idea Jockey but I have no idea how this achieved featured status because it's just plain stupid... I think what I said so many years ago was that you could do something as simple as adding a moustache to a historical figure b/c classical or decadent characters tend to be viewed favorably when under critique for featured status. Perhaps voting "for" towards such images or articles is a way for voters to proclaim their intelligence (intelligence = knowledge of historical things). --User:AmericanBastard§AmericanBastard 06:35, March 25, 2011 (UTC)}}

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  1. SN+F This image is also text-based... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. Yeah --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:50, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~01:40, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. For---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 22:08, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  5. For - It sucks Sliferjam's balls. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:45, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  6. Strong For Hilarious. I laughed at this one out loud.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Rogpyvbc 00:43, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Much better than that other fortune cookie image. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:24, 04 June 2007
  9. for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 00:43, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. Weak For Blah Blah Blah 06:48, 10 June 2007 (UTC)#*For. i hate that i have to eat all the time, it's ceaseless - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 19:15, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
      • One vote only, Jack. —rc (t) 06:07, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. I like it kid.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 03:57, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. Oh for the love of god! And this time a Strong One. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:51, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. Ah. For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:51, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. For and its been on VFP so long that I'm hungry again. Put it on the blasted front page already! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:21, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. Moniker42
  16. Azuramothren

|againstnumber=13 |against=

  1. Against, the first reason that I like it is because it is text based. But the reason that this vote is a Strong For has something to do with how the cookie is blurry and the text isn't. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:27, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. Againstrc (t) 00:33, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against I doubt this is the best Unc has to offer... Zana Dark 19:08, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against The joke is only an "eh" to begin with, but the execution is also uncannily poor considering that MO made it. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:12, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against It sucks chink balls so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 19:28, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  6. Against. Good jokes, meh execution (coming from MO). --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:17, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. Don't think this is MO's best work. Against, sorry. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 11:30, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Martinultima
  9. Bradaphraser
  10. Enzo Aquarius
  11. Symbol declined.svg Against. I've seen fortune cookies that actually had this fortune in them:-\ Robertodole 17:50, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  12. DJ Irreverent
  13. Symbol declined.svg Against. --Prätt Körp (talk) 11:17, October 25, 2012 (UTC)

|comments=Featuredrc (t) 06:01, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

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  1. SN+F This image is also text-based... {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 23:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. Yeah --{User:Alksub/sig} 23:50, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --{User:Tripod2282/sig}01:40, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. For--{User:Rataube/sig} 22:08, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  5. For - It sucks Sliferjam's balls. --{User:AAA!/sig} 04:45, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  6. Strong For Hilarious. I laughed at this one out loud.-{User:Ljlego/sig} 00:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  7. For User:Rogpyvbc§Rogpyvbc 00:43, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Much better than that other fortune cookie image. {User:Ceridwyn/oldsig} 03:24, 04 June 2007
  9. for {User:Jack_mort/sig} 00:43, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. Weak For User:Blah Blah Blah§Blah Blah Blah 06:48, 10 June 2007 (UTC)#*For. i hate that i have to eat all the time, it's ceaseless {User:Jack_mort/sig} 19:15, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
      • One vote only, Jack. {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 06:07, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. I like it kid.--{User:Witt E,/sig} 03:57, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. Oh for the love of god! And this time a Strong One. --{User:Gert5/sig} 16:51, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. Ah. For. --{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig} 00:51, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. For and its been on VFP so long that I'm hungry again. Put it on the blasted front page already! {User:Prettiestpretty/sig} 14:21, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. {u§Moniker42}
  16. {u§Azuramothren}

§againstnumber=13 §against=

  1. Against, the first reason that I like it is because it is text based. But the reason that this vote is a Strong For has something to do with how the cookie is blurry and the text isn't. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 00:27, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 00:33, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against I doubt this is the best Unc has to offer... {u§Zana Dark} 19:08, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against The joke is only an "eh" to begin with, but the execution is also uncannily poor considering that MO made it. {User:Squiggle/sig} 22:12, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against It sucks chink balls {User:Sliferjam/siggy} 19:28, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  6. Against. Good jokes, meh execution (coming from MO). --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 19:17, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. Don't think this is MO's best work. Against, sorry. -- {User:Mhaille/sig} 11:30, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. {u§Martinultima}
  9. {u§Bradaphraser}
  10. {u§Enzo Aquarius}
  11. {Against} I've seen fortune cookies that actually had this fortune in them:-\ User:Robertodole§Robertodole 17:50, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  12. {u§DJ Irreverent}
  13. {Against} --User:Prätt Körp§Prätt Körp (User talk:Prätt Körp§talk) 11:17, October 25, 2012 (UTC)

§comments=Featured {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 06:01, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

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  1. Nomandfor - seamless work of art -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 09:30, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. I've liked this one for a long time, and seeing it here on VFP is a good excuse to vote for it now.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:34, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:44, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For, but that's an awful caption. Since it doesn't look like a statue, it should read more like "Et tu, Oswaldus?". Yeh, I'm all literate 'n shit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:39, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png06:55, 30 June 2007
  6. For, It's more than good, it's fucking great, bitch!® --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~15:27, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For, but please, use Modus's caption! — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 03:51, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For --~ Tophatsig.png 19:36, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For - {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 07:00, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, and I agree with Modus & Wehpud. Change the caption. Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:06, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For - Although the hair is a little funny, I like the image quite a bit. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:28, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 21:28, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 09:30, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

|againstnumber=9 |against=

  1. Weak Against. I get it, and its every so slightly funny, and all that. But the head. The head doesn't look like its made out of stone at all! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:42, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Weak Against and my vote can be switched if the neck is touched up a bit. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:59, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against I also hesitate to vote against, but I agree that the head doesn't look right. The hair shouldn't be dark like that, and the neck is a bit odd. --Spin 01:20, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against Doesn't look much like a statue. Ninjastar-no.png Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima (VOTE FOR ME!) talk (AND MY PICS TOO!) contribs 00:07, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against I don't get it. Is this just an allusion to greek sculpturing? Well, if it's intelligent, it must be funny. You'll prob get it featured in that case. --AmericanBastard 06:08, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. DJ Irreverent
  7. --Mn-z 17:26, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  8. Hair's too dark for stone, etc, and that's harder to fix than making a new image. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:49, 14 January 2012
  9. Against I don't get it, but then of course I never get anything. :P -- UserTalkContributions 23:34, September 30, 2012 (UTC)

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  • Featured. Spang talk 02:44, 26 Jul 2007

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  1. Nomandfor - seamless work of art --{User:Mhaille/sig} 09:30, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. I've liked this one for a long time, and seeing it here on VFP is a good excuse to vote for it now.--{User:Bradaphraser/sig} 16:34, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 16:44, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For, but that's an awful caption. Since it doesn't look like a statue, it should read more like "Et tu, Oswaldus?". Yeh, I'm all literate 'n shit. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 19:39, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. F☭R, {User:Tom_mayfair/sig}06:55, 30 June 2007
  6. For, It's more than good, it's fucking great, bitch!® --{User:Tripod2282/sig}15:27, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For, but please, use Modus's caption! {User:Wehpudicabok/sig2} 03:51, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For --{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig} 19:36, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For - {User:Ikabu/sig} 07:00, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, and I agree with Modus & Wehpud. Change the caption. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 01:06, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For - Although the hair is a little funny, I like the image quite a bit. {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 02:28, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. {User:Heerenveen/sig§21:28, 20 July 2007 (UTC)}
  13. For --{User:George_VI/sig} 09:30, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

§againstnumber=9 §against=

  1. Weak Against. I get it, and its every so slightly funny, and all that. But the head. The head doesn't look like its made out of stone at all! -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 15:42, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Weak Against and my vote can be switched if the neck is touched up a bit. {User:Prettiestpretty/sig} 21:59, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against I also hesitate to vote against, but I agree that the head doesn't look right. The hair shouldn't be dark like that, and the neck is a bit odd. --User:Spintherism§Spin 01:20, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against Doesn't look much like a statue. {User:Martinultima/New_sig} 00:07, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against I don't get it. Is this just an allusion to greek sculpturing? Well, if it's intelligent, it must be funny. You'll prob get it featured in that case. --User:AmericanBastard§AmericanBastard 06:08, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. {u§DJ Irreverent}
  7. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 17:26, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  8. Hair's too dark for stone, etc, and that's harder to fix than making a new image. {User:Lyrithya/sig§19:49, 14 January 2012}
  9. Against I don't get it, but then of course I never get anything. :P {User:Tasmania/SIG} 23:34, September 30, 2012 (UTC)

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  • Featured. {User:Spang/Sig} 02:44, 26 Jul 2007

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  1. NF Super terrifically funny image.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:03, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron, per Zombiebaron. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:15, Dec 2
  3. Zombiebaron - I'm so going to hell for this one. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:20, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, Would bring back memories if I could remember 'em. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
  5. For. It's like a combination of "o_0" and "xD". --Andorin Kato 01:41, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  6. FORE. Wow, that's bad. :P - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 01:48, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  7. FørOblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 03:11, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  8. For     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   03:19, 3 December 2007 (UTC)  
  9. OMG. I feel so dirty for laughing. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:50, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  10. Wordpress Long live drupal! \o/ 22:10, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  11. It works. --Mr. Alberto "Letters" wg FU 04:03, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  12. Timeless Truly timeless-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:22, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  13. Squash. Yes. Squash. Don't ask. --THE 01:02, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  14. For...funny, who cares if it's text-based? Have all'y'all forgotten WRITING IS TEXT???--Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 08:28, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
  15. ForSir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 08:50, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Superkikefragilistic..but yes it needs something to really identify it as jewish Finnius.png
  17. Symbol declined.svg Zombiebaron. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:21, 9 May 2011

|againstnumber=13 |against=

  1. Against, textual joke. Trust me, ZB would've wanted it this way, were it not his image. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 03:00, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against, text based joke. Spang talk 03:01, 03 Dec 2007
  3. Against, text based joke. Excuse me, I have to go hang myself now.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:25 Dec 03, 2007
  4. Zombiebaron. Text based, needs more flying jew heads, and at least one bloody yarmulke. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:26, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against - Text based, and peer pressure. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:33, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  6. Against. Funny, but (1) I can barely see the one Jew head, and (2) there's only one kike being flown. Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:11, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  7. Against. Not Jewie enough. C'mon, Zb, let your redneck'dness run wild! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:05, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  8. Against. Text based humour is great, but this isn't entirely obvious at first. The idea is there, just needs more jew. Also, shouldn't have been here until the competition that its in was over. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  9. Symbol declined.svg A whah? Robertodole 07:04, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
  10. Symbol declined.svg Against. The picture itself is not funny... 96.2.214.171 21:46, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
    Sockpuppet. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:07, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
  11. --Mn-z 17:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  12. Rbpolsen against.png What is this doing on the front page? — Rbpolsen Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 23:59, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
  13. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:18, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  14. Eh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:29, 9 May 2011

|comments= |%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/LetsFlyAKike.png|%TITLE%=VFP/LetsFlyAKike.png|%DATE%=2011-05-09 01:29:11|%USER%=Lyrithya|%ARGS%=§image=LetsFlyAKike.png §name=Let's Go Fly a Kike! §size=350px §caption=A classic family activity as timeless as timelessness itself! §credit=Zombiebaron §nom={User:Ljlego/sig} 21:03, 2 December 2007 (UTC) §scoretext=kikes flown §fornumber=17 §for=

  1. NF Super terrifically funny image.-{User:Ljlego/sig} 21:03, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron, per Zombiebaron. - {User:TheLedBalloon/sig} 21:15, Dec 2
  3. Zombiebaron - I'm so going to hell for this one. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 21:20, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, Would bring back memories if I could remember 'em. {User:Tom mayfair/sig§12/02 21:36}
  5. For. It's like a combination of "o_0" and "xD". --{User:Andorin Kato/sig} 01:41, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  6. FORE. Wow, that's bad. :P - {User:Enzo Aquarius/sig} 01:48, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  7. Før —{User:OpenFaceSurgery/sig} 03:11, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  8. For {User:EugeneKay/Zig§03:19, 3 December 2007 (UTC)}
  9. OMG. I feel so dirty for laughing. {User:Boomer/sig2} 03:50, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  10. Wordpress Long live drupal! {User:LordKaT/sig} 22:10, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  11. It works. --{User:Rwg/sig} 04:03, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  12. Timeless Truly timeless--{User:Leoispotter/sig} 16:22, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  13. Squash. Yes. Squash. Don't ask. --User:THE§THE 01:02, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  14. For...funny, who cares if it's text-based? Have all'y'all forgotten WRITING IS TEXT???--{User:Shandon/sig} 08:28, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
  15. For {User:Manticore/Signature} 08:50, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Superkikefragilistic..but yes it needs something to really identify it as jewish {user:finnius/sig}
  17. {Against§Zombiebaron.} {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}01:21, 9 May 2011

§againstnumber=13 §against=

  1. Against, textual joke. Trust me, ZB would've wanted it this way, were it not his image. {User:Kalir/sig} 03:00, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against, text based joke. {User:Spang/Sig} 03:01, 03 Dec 2007
  3. Against, text based joke. Excuse me, I have to go hang myself now. {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§21:25 Dec 03, 2007}
  4. Zombiebaron. Text based, needs more flying jew heads, and at least one bloody yarmulke. --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 00:26, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against - Text based, and peer pressure. --{User:AAA!/sig} 22:33, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
  6. Against. Funny, but (1) I can barely see the one Jew head, and (2) there's only one kike being flown. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 02:11, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  7. Against. Not Jewie enough. C'mon, Zb, let your redneck'dness run wild! {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 07:05, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
  8. Against. Text based humour is great, but this isn't entirely obvious at first. The idea is there, just needs more jew. Also, shouldn't have been here until the competition that its in was over. -- {User:Mhaille/sig}
  9. {Against§A whah?} User:Robertodole§Robertodole 07:04, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
  10. {Against} The picture itself is not funny... User:96.2.214.171§96.2.214.171 21:46, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
    Sockpuppet. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 16:07, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
  11. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5} 17:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  12. {User:Rbpolsen/Against§What is this doing on the front page?} {User:Rbpolsen/sig/themadness} 23:59, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
  13. {Meh} {User:Syndrome/sig} 01:18, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  14. Eh. {User:Lyrithya/sig} 01:29, 9 May 2011

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