User:Strainj1

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“..."Sire, Earl Opaline-Rydley stole it whilst they wrote each-others spine's", Rydley declared. Completely astounded at Rydley's answer, Vin leapt from his igloo and accidentally killed a wildebeest. "RECTUM RAIDER!!!!" he cursed. The wildebeest's bereaved spouse suddenly appeared from the undergrowth and spat on his taint.”

~ Strainj1 on literature
Please note : I tend to get busy, so I'll sometimes disappear for months at a time.


[edit] Articles I've started from scratch and have written the majority (as far as I'm aware[1])

[edit] Articles I've contributed more than a sentence to (Or cleaned up a fair bit of a mess)

[edit] Articles I am in the process of writing, expanding, fixing, or thinking about writing at some stage

  • Length - Had a bit of an idea - was heading somewhere with it, but sort of have forgotten - I'll come back to it soon
  • Undictionary:Cleave - and how it is such an ambiguously confusing word - bit of a mess right now though.
  • Tritone - An article I didn't start, but will get around to finishing and fixing it.
  • House of the Rising Sun - An article I didn't start, but will expand it at some stage.
  • UnNews:Projections of uneven global sea-level rise described as 'sexy'
  • UnRecipe:Random Mini Meatballs (Or a a title something like that.)
  • An article that somehow expresses the similarities between Death Metal Lyrics and the "eternal damnation" and "you are all sinners" themes of much Christian Gospel Music.
  • Party animal

[edit] Random (not mine) articles I think are a bit ordinary and need to be worked on a bit


[edit] Footnotes

  1. I guess it's possible it's been edited heavily since I last checked


[edit] Images taken, edited, created or Potato-chopped by me

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VERY OLD PERSON.jpg This user's real age is:
30 years, 3 months and 13 days.


IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.



[edit] An old Unsignpost, with me in the Biopic of the Week