User:Strainj1

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“..."Sire, Ms. Kammilla-Islington stole it whilst they insulted each-others utopia's", Islington declared. Completely astounded at Islington's answer, Conrada leapt from his nitrogen and accidentally killed a arctic monkey. "DONKEY DICK!!!!" he cursed. The arctic monkey's bereaved spouse suddenly appeared from the undergrowth and spat on his toenail.”

~ Strainj1 on literature
Please note : I tend to get busy, so I'll sometimes disappear for months at a time.


Articles I've started from scratch and have written the majority (as far as I'm aware[1])[edit]

Articles I've contributed more than a sentence to (Or cleaned up a fair bit of a mess)[edit]

Articles I am in the process of writing, expanding, fixing, or thinking about writing at some stage[edit]

  • Length - Had a bit of an idea - was heading somewhere with it, but sort of have forgotten - I'll come back to it soon
  • Undictionary:Cleave - and how it is such an ambiguously confusing word - bit of a mess right now though.
  • Tritone - An article I didn't start, but will get around to finishing and fixing it.
  • House of the Rising Sun - An article I didn't start, but will expand it at some stage.
  • UnNews:Projections of uneven global sea-level rise described as 'sexy'
  • UnRecipe:Random Mini Meatballs (Or a a title something like that.)
  • An article that somehow expresses the similarities between Death Metal Lyrics and the "eternal damnation" and "you are all sinners" themes of much Christian Gospel Music.
  • Party animal

Random (not mine) articles I think are a bit ordinary and need to be worked on a bit[edit]


Footnotes[edit]

  1. I guess it's possible it's been edited heavily since I last checked


Images taken, edited, created or Potato-chopped by me[edit]

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VERY OLD PERSON.jpg This user's real age is:
30 years, 9 months and 9 days.


IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.



An old Unsignpost, with me in the Biopic of the Week[edit]