User:TheHappySpaceman/Perv of the month/archive

This is the list of past winners of the Perv of the Month award.

2012

February

Aleister in Chains (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 10

• Nom and for. He claims to have ****ed ponies before. That should probably be enough! ~Pleb the magic! 23:37, 02/07/2012
• For. - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-02-09T17:41
• Spiritual bore Thank you, this is one of the greatest honors of my life. Not to win, but to be nominated. But has everyone met Maniac1075? Take along some wipes. Aleister 00:01 12-2-'12
• For. Because I care. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 10:25, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Because when I asked him how many women he satisfied, he told me, "every single one of them... except for that one bitch, but what does my mother know anyhow?"---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 17:37, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:31, 15 February 2012

  Socky! I forgot Socky, and Roman Dog Bird, both of whom deserve this award. Socky is a perv, yes he is, and it is deep within his soul. Roman Dog Bird cannot unperv. Let them be examples to the rest of us - but none of us hold a candle to the perversity of Maniac1075, who has things growing out of his ***** that he calls pets and that even his mother won't ****. Aleister 00:42 16-2-'12

• Strong For -- The Zombiebaron 06:40, February 18, 2012 (UTC)
• For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:36, February 18, 2012 (UTC)
• For Clearly has a thing for 60 pound men. Those fairy lights at the top of the article are very suspicious if you ask me. MrN 05:03, Feb 19
•  For. He fucking loves skunks. -- 18:14, February 23, 2012 (UTC)

Maniac1075 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

•  Nom&Floor Maniac1075 is everyone's version of the man you don't want your sister walking on the same side of the street with. My mom even fucked him like a dog, because she thought he was a dog. When Maniac1075 gargles, you always have to ask "What are you using?" A well deserved winner of this prestigious award. Aleister 00:05 12-2-'12
  • @Aleister: I may actually take this seriously if you didn't use so many sexual innuendos in saying this. ~Pleb the magic! 00:32, 02/12/2012
    • Ah, take it seriously? You asked for it, but you may never be the same again, so hesitate long and hard (heh heh) before proceeding. Aleister 2:28 12-2-'12
      • Pull my finger..... now pull this *unzips*...... by the way, every sperm I wasted over a pic of your mom screwing your dad (which IS bestiality and animal cruelty rolled into one) last night just voted for me!.---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 17:39, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
        • See! I told you. This sperm fisherman deserves this award like Whitney deserves Bobby Brown crying over her grave before throwing up on it. Maniac1075! Aleister 19:34 13-2-'12
          • @Maniac1075: One vote per user, please.
            @Aleister: You're still winning. ~Pleb the magic! 23:35, 02/13/2012
• Alleged pony f***ing is nothing compared to the shit this guy as done. --Roman Dog Bird 05:31, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • Oh yeah??? Not only have I *u***d ponies, I've ******* ponies, and *****, **, ********** ponies, but I've *** *** ***** them on many a warm, gentle *****. **eis**r 10:11 15-2-'12
• Not that there is anything wrong with f)(cking like a dog. And perv must mean something different outside of Australia. Pup 11:46 18 Feb '12
  • Perv to us Oustraylians means "check out the tits on that momma, whoa baby, I wish I was that kid, I wanna suck those milk-duds". Or, "I saw a dog licking his balls, and wished I could do that, so the dog said, "be my guest"' and away I went. And there is also a meaning of sexual excitement whenever we see a cow being milked. So I guess both countries meanings of the word are pretty much exactly the same!---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 04:32, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
    • Yeah, but it's normal here. Pup 05:44 19 Feb '12

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 walking dong

- Ineligible for nomination - blocked twice in the last month.

•  Penis. Penis? Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Also, penis. Penis? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Feb 19 '12 2:47 (UTC)
  • @Bizzeebeever: Sign yer votes, mon. Sign yer votes. ~Pleb the magic! 21:49, 02/18/2012
    • Damnit mon. *shifty eyes* ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Feb 19 '12 2:47 (UTC)
    • You and your ruuuuuuules, Spaceman. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Feb 19 '12 3:31 (UTC)
      • He'll always be a pervert to me. Pup 03:39 19 Feb '12
        • You and the entire St. Victor's Convent of Fresno, California. -RAHB 07:03, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
        • @Bizzeebeever: Don't worry. If he doesn't get banned this month, he's eligible for nomination next month. Also, the link reminds me of the Cee Lo Green song of the same name.
          @Puppy: Me? Or RAHB? ~Pleb the magic! 04:53, 02/19/2012
          • All of the above. Pup 06:38 19 Feb '12

March

Maniac1075 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

• Pervy of the pervs, Maniac1075 lives the life of a nomad while eating his mom's cooking while I eat his mom. It's quite a scene in the kitchen, with his naked grandpa videotaping all of that. I suggest washing up, then going to Maniac's user page and looking near the bottom where the article template is. You have to click to open the different sections, but remember, I didn't suggest you open them. Aleister 18:00 1-3-'12
• For. You make quite a compelling argument, Aleister. ~Pleb the magic! 18:05, 03/01/2012
•  For.Mwuah hahahhahah...---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 04:13, March 15, 2012 (UTC)
• For More likely to win than me... - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-03-25T22:33

Tasmania (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Nom/For Just for choosing such a filthy name. And possibly having two heads. Pup 02:57 02 Mar '12
• Tasmania, the only Australian state where it the norm for your family trees to have circles in it, (My chemistry teacher said that in class once, true story) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:11, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
• For Because he has the sheer gal of suggesting I'm cyberbullying Justin Bieber lol Mattsnow 03:05, March 15, 2012 (UTC)

1. If we both don't win, equally, I'll riot by flooding this place with new wrestler articles... and you know you don't want that :P ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 23:39, March 25, 2012 (UTC)

Fuck cunt slut bitch whore jerk-off rottweiler wank

Score: +1

• For removing my fucking template. Pup 06:02 01 Mar '12
• Ineligible for nomination. Not a real user. ~Pleb the magic! 17:44, 03/01/2012
  • Screw you, hippie! Fck cnt slt btch whre jrk-ff rttwlr wnk (talk) 21:37, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Mister McCocksucker the poopth

Score: +1

• Viva la resistance! -- 06:36, March 1, 2012 (UTC)
• Ineligible for nomination. Not a real user. ~Pleb the magic! 17:44, 03/01/2012

April

Frosty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• Even though he's denying it, the 5 year old he molested has so much details that it's certain he did it :P Mattsnow 01:02, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • In his defence, as the public defence lawyer pointed out, the same story could have related to a dropped icy-pole. Nominally Humane! 01:22 04 Apr
•  For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:02, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

• He hasn't won this yet? Socky is so Pervy that when Bettie Page died he grabbed his shovel. Seemingly a mild mannered admin and writer, Socky didn't name himself Socky for nothing. And if his Elfen Lied page has taught us anything, it's that a sick mind and a healthy ego can take you a long way to a religious experience. Aleister PotM 1:14 4-4-4-4 (UTC)
• For Muhammed Nominally Humane! 01:43 04 Apr
• Just take a look at his userpage, will ya. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:44, April 14, 2012 (UTC)
•  Ooh jeh. (Ooh you touch my tra la la) ~Pleb the magic! 03:26, 04/25/2012
•  Self-For. Because. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:46, 25 April 2012

May

Roman Dog Bird (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

• Not your father's Perv, Roman Dog Bird crosses new Perv territory everytime he fights vandals to a draw, gives as well as he gets, and Pervs up the cyberwaves as he does it. Yech. Aleister 15:44 5-5-'12
• Surprised he hasn't been nominated yet. I thought he had. ~Pleb the magic! 19:49, 05/06/2012
•  For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:22, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
• For -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-05-19T03:25
•  For. He's a boss---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:21, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

June

DO YOUR AMERICAN DUTY AND VOTE FOR THIS MAN FOR PERV OF THE MONTH.
PAID FOR BY CITIZENS TO ELECT RAHB PERV-OF-THE-MONTH

Sadly, I feel obliged not to vote because I was traumatized by Penisbaron.jpg when I was younger. : ( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:24, 4 June 2012

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6 walking dongs

• One of the original nominees, RAHB continues to be as pervy as possible. And he deserves the award more than your mother. ~[ths] UotM 20:44, 06/03/2012
• King Dick. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 22:53, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
• As an anthropomorphized, walking penis, RAHB deserves to win this more than any of the previous nominees. In fact, because he was not given this award for the past three months running, I have no choice but to assume that the entire award process is a sham and a fraud. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jun 4 '12 0:26 (UTC)

  Hypothetical question: If one were to be a pervert in every possible way that doesn't involve other people's dicks, giant penises without a body or dildos of varying sizes and detailedness, how would that person measure up to someone whose perversion predominantly involves penises? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:24, 4 June 2012

  You mean this first person doesn't have a dong? Or do you mean they're just "into" things like bulldozers and alarm clocks? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jun 4 '12 8:33 (UTC)

  The person has a dong alright. He just doesn't like anything that involves dongs not (naturally) attached to himself. And the hypothetical person in question would be into bulldozers and alarm clocks, and several other things too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:55, 4 June 2012

  But it's a well-known fact that the dong is the "seat" of perversion, much like the heart is the seat of emotions. Dare you speak against Aristotle, thou, Philistine? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jun 4 '12 10:19 (UTC)

  I wouldn't dareth. But doest thou needeth more than one? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:55, 5 June 2012

• For sure! Well deserved. Mattsnow 04:06, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
•  THIS IS PINGAS -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-06-20T23:17
• This man is so pervy he fucked my mom while blowing my dad while me dog was giving him a rim job. I sat back and whacked off watching the whole thing, but can't say I'm proud of it because there was stuff in my mouth that I don't even know where it came from. RAHB was one of my first mentors here, and I'm still sore from it. Aleister 16:10 27-6-'12

July

Kırby (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 My Little Pony dolls with "other parts" if you know what I mean

• Similar to our first winner, Kırby is another alleged horse fondler. And this time I have proof that he does the shmiggity with ponies, because I know him in real life. Yecch. ~[ths] UotM 05:44, 07/01/2012
•  For. -- Sir CuteBruceWillisOnTheRadio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 03:22, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
•  Might as well. Though I don't believe that being a brony automatically makes you a pervert... -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-07-06T02:43
• For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:53, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

August

Matthlock (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

• Nom and for. Just look at this and you'll see exactly what I mean. ~[ths] UotM 23:22, 08/02/2012
•  Self-vote Yes I am a perv. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:04, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
•  Oh yeah! Mattsnow 04:17, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. I bet he looks at Wikipedia:MediaWiki:Bad image list. ~ QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 14:19, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
• Eeyup. -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-08-12T06:06
  • @Kïrby Yay for using your catchphrase that I created but actually stole from your favorite show's only existing male character! ~[ths] UotM 07:32, 08/12/2012
• Boner. Although I know he's going to derive some sick sort of pleasure from winning...which is very sexy. -RAHB 19:41, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
• asked me to, and he keeps peeing all over my talk page --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 02:27, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

•  Cuntiebaron Cuntiebaron Cuntiebaron Nominally Humane! 02:50 05 Aug
  • @Puppybaron: Exactly what has ZombieOnTheRadio done that Matthlock hasn't done, may I ask? ~[ths] UotM 04:12, 08/05/2012
• Boner. -- The Zombiebaron 04:43, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
• I've got a woody ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:31, August 5, 2012 (UTC)

September

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

•  For. Good luck! User:Matthlock/sig2 19:36, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
•  For. He's gayer than Christmas! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:20, September 7, 2012 (UTC)
• For -- The Zombiebaron 16:02, September 7, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Also, enter the following comment to prove that you're unoriginal and uninspired: "Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron." ~[ths] UotM 20:03, 09/07/2012
•  Cuntymints cuntymints cuntymints. Nominally Humane! 11:50 08 Sep
• TheHappySpaceman TheHappySpaceman TheHappySpaceman. When are you going to learn that unoriginality is what the internet's all about? -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-09-10T01:48

October

(No winners this month)

November

Frosty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Why the fuck not?! -- Кıяву ^Тαгк _{Сойтяıвs} 2012-10-10T03:25
• Kirby said it best. ~[ths] UotM 20:44, 10/17/2012
•  Hell yes Nobody has ever made more 'gay' jokes than the sexually ambiguous Frosty. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:56, November 17, 2012 (UTC)