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Last updated 21:02, September 1, 2007

We have had "Uncyclopedia Survivor". We have "Who Wants To Lose Their Sanity?"! But we have not ever had something where you can win big bucks and help the Grue Army at the same time. Scratch that last part. Good, Steven. Now, we have the brand new Grue Army Fundraising Game, Version 1.0, where you CAN WIN BIG BUCKS IN YOUR PREFERRED UNCYCLOPEDIA CURRENCY!!! Here is how it works:

• Pick a number from 1 to 100.
• Post it here.
• On September 1, I will roll percentile dice back here. You may sign up at any time before I put the results up. The user who guessed the closest to the number I roll wins.
• The prize is 55 in the winner's preferred Uncyclopedia currency per person who signed up, as well as a template for having won.
• The Grue Army Fund gains 55 Yoinxx per person who signed up, and I gain 30 Yoinxx per person who signed up.
• Complainers lose money equal to the people who have joined.

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Signup list and number

Just pick a number from 1 to 100. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• 57.39203201. now gimme my money.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 02:07, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Not quite yet...wait a bit. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Wait, does the number has to be on a die?--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 13:12, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

No. And the word is have. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• I'd say pi, put that isn't on any Die. I say 74. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:10, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
• 64. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 04:29, August 29, 2007
• 42 ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  29/08/2007 @ 04:30
• 18 P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:52, Aug 29, 2007
• 4 -- (Bonner) (Talk) 07:27, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
• 36 I am Boomer.Speak to the Boomsta. Seriously.Do it. 20:22, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
• 99! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 20:36, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
• 42 Ж Kalir _{with all the grace of a tin can} 17:07, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

42 is taken. For choosing a number that was already taken, I will now hack at you with a CHAINSAW THAT IS ON FIRE. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:13, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

I assign Kalir...39. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Fuck that. I choose 54. Ж Kalir _{with all the grace of a tin can} 18:32, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

And the roll is...74!!! We have a direct winner, so I am rolling again! 43! Congradulations, Jocke Pirat and High Gen. Grue! You each win 495 of your main currency!!! The Grue Army Fund gets 495 Yoinxx! I get 270 Yoinxx!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Comments

Inflation... check. Just two more economic markers to go before real capitalist economy status. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:29, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm confused. Why do you and the grue army, as well as the winner gain money, whilst nobody loses any? How is there suddenly money where there was none before? Why does the grue army need money? What is the site's economic principle, are we laissez faire, like Adam Smith, or are we going with Marx & Engels' style socialism? In fact, why does the site even need money? The things in the stores can simply be copied and pasted with a quick look at the source! I'm sorry, but your economic principles are flawed. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:41, Aug 31, 2007

A business wizard did it. Ж Kalir _{with all the grace of a tin can} 17:08, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

And did this wizard have any formal education on economics? What are his economic beliefs? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:05, Aug 31, 2007

COMMUNISM! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:08, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

Mmhmm, so I assume he is well versed on The Communist Manifesto, then? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:12, Aug 31, 2007

(Adam Uncyclop starts punching Han and Led, because Led complained like crazy and Han acted like Engelsfair.) Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Punching me will not balance your economy's budget, sir! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:43, Sep 1, 2007

Sending a squad of my tax collectors/enforcers will, though, by shooting you. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!