User:Flaminfinger13/Or is it?
Or is it? These three words, can spell redempton, or death... or can they? Actually it's a sexual innuendo! Didn't know that did you? I did, or did I?
1 R T3 1337 H4X0R!!!!1!!!!11one!
You cannot stop me and my 1337 skills when you didnt know what "or is it" meant, did you? Now you and your blonde side kick are tied up over a conveinent vat of acid! Now, what were we talking about... oh right, the nuke in New York city... or is it?
If you can't save the city, millions of people will die, that's quite the predicament for you, or is it? Mabye you left the stove on at home, mabye you have no idea who I am or where you are, you'll never know, or will you?
The Destruction of NYC[edit | edit source]
The end will be near, I actually remembered to keep your utility belt away from you this time fatman, so there is no way for you and blondie over there to escape your bonds without falling in the nasty, burning, goo. Since you are trapped, i see no reason not to tell you my whole plan in its entirety. After the bomb goes off, I will let owls fly to the moon, whistling country music, thus giving everyone asploding syndrome, then, I will nominate myself for president, saying that i have the cure (I don't), and will thus gain enough power to rule the world! (with two-thirds of congress agreeing with me) But first, the nuke, the explosion is going to be devastating, or is it?
how "or is it" became a sexual innuendo[edit | edit source]
since you are stuck here for the next 30 hours, i might as well tell you about the history of "or is it." what happened way back in the year 1935, when was just another generic villan, robbing banks, jerking it to the joker, and i said" man, this picture is hot!" but then, batman came along and kicked my ass, then he had an even hotter picture of the joker and said"or is it?" i then used my banhammer, thus permabanning him from using super powers( yes, he had them) and he had to get a gay utility belt from bannana republic ( i still laugh to this day). wait... is that his belt? you little thief, a gay one at that.
uses in todays society[edit | edit source]
yoouse can use the phrase for many things like,
- making average things sound dramatic
- thats pretty much it, or is it? (see?)
how the hell!?[edit | edit source]
did you escape? i made sure that was premium rope, god dammit! well, i shouldnt have had used highly corrosive acid to begin with should i? oh well, i still got my LAZOR!!!!!11111elevenn! oh. you took that too..... I CAN STILL ESCAPE IN MY POD! you broke it didnt you, damn! i need to quit talking to myself, oh well, the code to diffuse the bomb is, PINGAS. excuse me im going to check into supervillan rehab now, goodbye.
hey, man, im sorry okay?[edit | edit source]
im sorry about tying you up, i have father problems and i let them get the better of me, oh and here you can have this strange box i found in the middle of a busy highway, its shiny, you like shiny things don't you? here, follow the shiny shiny into the dark windowless van with frank and his axle grease, its okay, it will only hurt for a second, MWAHAHAHAHA!