Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 26

April 26: Hyperbole Day!

• 1764 - Hyperbole day founded in the most spectacular ceremony since the dawn of time.
• 1834 - The best day in all of history! There'll never ever be another day like it! It's amazing! Not like I'd tell you, though.
• 1901 - President Teddy Roosevelt mounts his wife: BULLY!
• 1965 - The mildest day in the history of the universe. No other day was as mild. Ever. Aside from the racism.
• 1983 - The worst day in the history of the universe, God himself mourns. (Pictured)
• 1986 - Ronald Reagan stays awake for an entire cabinet meeting! Good job, Mr. President! Let the void take you!
• 2016 - The best night I've ever had. Ever! It felt so good! Say goodbye to cats!

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