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- 1882 - Canada Creates Take a Sojourn to Canada Day to improve Canada, instances of rape by Yaks increase 140%
- 1907 - Robert Perry becomes the first man to take a sojourn to the North Pole, is raped by a reindeer.
- 1912 - Man takes a sojourn on the titanic, nearly downs
- 1935 - A wizard did it during a sojourn in Canada, it is said to be fucking magical or something!!
- 1948 - A white woman is nearly raped by a negro during her sojourn to the post office, customary lynching soon follows
- 1959 - The Soviet Union institutes Take a Sojurn to the Soviet Union day, instances of Yak rape increase 150%
- 1972 - Somebody nearly maed a yuky doody during their Sojourn to Canada
- 1995 - Stephen Hawking runs over a cat during a sojourn in Oxford
- 2006 - A young boy is nearly raped by a gay English teacher while taking a sojourn in Canada
- 2008 - Barack Obama stole my bike