Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 8

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October 8: International Best Inventions Ever Day

• 4004 BC - God invents breasts.
• 2600 BC - Mayans invent chocolate.
• 500 - Germans invent beer.
• 1871 - First cow arson was introduced
• 1890 - Oscar Wilde invents Uncyclopedia.
• 1963 - Hippies invent Free Love.
• 1973 - America invents diabetes.
• 2006 - Royal Canadian Air Force invents Air-to-Segway missile.

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