Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 13

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October 13: International Paranoia Day

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  • 1792 - Cornerstone laid for the White House. Who lays stones? Masons. What organization did the masons start? Freemasons. Do I need to spell the rest out for you people?
  • 1835 - Nothing of historical significance happened on this day in history... or so the Illuminati would have us believe.
  • 1955 - The. U.S. Government does not begin top secret operations at Area 51 (wink wink).
  • 1974 - TV personality Ed Sullivan passes away due to "natural causes". And just like that, the Jews are one step closer to global domination.
  • 2000 - Preparations for the 9-11 attacks are begun by agents of the United Nations, the Jews, the CIA, and the Vatican.
  • 2021 - Nothing apocalyptic will happen... or will it?
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