Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 15
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October 15: Preggo Appreciation Day
- 25,000 BC - Erotic pregnant images are invented.
- 10,000 BC - Newts evolve the ability to live in human uteruses.
- 1300 - The Navajo invent Antbortion.
- 1682 - The Ovum is first viewed through a microscope.
- 1838 - American Evangelists begin teaching that being born again is necessary for salvation.
- 1885 - Scientists propose an alternate view of pregnancy.
- 1967 - Missouri politician Newtis Newtfield is born.
- 1972 - Abortion is legalized in the USA; dead unborn baby jokes proliferate. Also, Roberto Carlos Braga releases "Você é linda" (Estás tan linda), which is about how his woman looks so beautiful while she is expecting a baby. This has the unexpected consequence of preventing many abortions in Latin America.
- 1973 - Backstreet abortionists are run out of business by legal abortion clinics.
- 1974 - Planned Parenthood is founded, preforming free abortions in exchange for money and reffering freinds to do the same.
- 1981 - The first successful hotwiring of a uterus is preformed.
- 1988 - Preggobear is born.
- 1994 - Mama Luigi takes a sojourn to the mushroom kingdom and encounters a magic balloon.
- 1998 - AMA publishes: HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One).
- 2005 - The phrase Uterus or GTFO! is invented.
- 2007 - Jamie Lynn Spears gets pregnant.
- 2008 - Sarah Palin's daughter's unborn child is pregnant
- 2011 - A newt moves into Miranda Cosgrove's uterus.
- 2012 - Newtis Newtfield becomes the first newt to be elected President of the United States.
