Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 4

May 4: "May the Schwartz Be With You" Day

• 1904 - USA begins first efforts to curb illegal immigration with groundbreaking of Panama Canal, separating North and South America.
• 1953 - Ernest Hemingway awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his maritime opus, Shark Tale.
• 1960 - John Prescott wins the first of many pie eating contests.
• 1961 - Martin Luther King has a dream about going to school naked.
• 1978 - First recorded use of totally lame Star Wars May 4th pun by 8-year old girl. Parents cry, bullies begin to encircle.
• 1980 - Ronald Reagan loses in a winner-take all paintball tournament sponsored by Jodie Foster.
• 2004 - First annual Nigerian Email Writers Convention held.
• 2005 - The entire country of Portugal secedes and moves to Canada.

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