Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 8

May 8: National Bad Hair Day (Estonia)

• 1359 - Pantaloons invented, could dainty wooden clogs be far behind?
• 1778 - Pampered aristocracy of Western Europe first stitch curly lapdogs to their scalp. (Pictured)
• 1914 - Errors in year length calculations result in three months of 1913 repeated.
• 1919 - Warren G. Harding molests his index finger before turning the page.
• 1924 - Holy 26th Crusade to Monterey, California is unsuccesful because of wrong navigation and ends up in Rio de Janeiro.
• 1945 - V-E Day, victory in Europe: France unconditionally surrenders to US troops, paving the way for the construction of EuroDisney.
• 1982 - Abolition of the fixed turnip/gold exchange rate endorsed by American government.
• 1989 - Bay City Rollers declare: "We're still mad for plaid!"

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