Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 15

May 15: Feast of St. Kielbasa (Poland)

• 269 - Saint Kielbasa, patron saint of charred meats and finger licking, is martyred over a hot grill and served on a kebab. (Pictured)
• 1524 - First Running of the Bulls held in Chicago: Michael Jordan gores two unlucky fans and Dennis Rodman is put down after breaking his hind leg.
• 1852 - Former Queen of Wisconsin hands over his royal cheese crown over to President James K. Polk, in an unabashed show of American imperialism.
• 1898 - Country of Italy founded, Italians relieved after spending all week looking for it.
• 1976 - International Society of Procrastinators debate forming organization, decide to do it later.
• 1999 - Bill Clinton announces that America will create the world's first edible veggie burger, "Not because it's easy, but because it's hard!"

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