Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 14

May 14: "Aren't Space Stations Just Spaceships That Can't Move?" Day (U.S.)

• 468 BC - The color of the sky deemed to be blue by Greek philosophers.
• 1607 - The settlement of Jamestown, Virginia is founded in the middle of a swamp, local mosquito population ravaged by Human flu.
• 1846 - The United States snatches Mexico's purse and pilfers 500,000 square miles of sweet land.
• 1974 - NASA accidentally launches the planned Skylab station into the ocean. (Pictured)
• 1975 - Vehicle meant to retrieve Skylab from the ocean accidentally launched into outer space, vehicle renamed to Skylab.
• 1976 - Astronauts stage a mutiny against Earth after being tethered to a giant claw for three months.
• 2007 - After billions of dollars of research and intense study, Bill Gates finally hits puberty.
• 2008 - The Secret Service find George W. Bush hiding behind a vase in the White House cantina: "Is my presidency over?" Bush says.
• 2075 - I lose my house keys again.

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