Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 23

May 23: Stop the Stoat Molesting Night

• 818 - The Force is disturbed for the first time. The Force puts a "Do Not Disturb" sign on her door.
• 1783 - Due to a lack of women, American pioneers settle for stoats.
• 1828 - Soap factory accident creates marshmallows.
• 1829 - Marshmallow factory accident creates tupperware.
• 1831 - Tupperware factory accident kills dozens of women and children.
• 1913 - Igor Stravinsky's The Rite Of Spring is first performed in Paris. It is a huge success and nobody riots, not even a little.
• 2006 - Hal 9000 starts an advice column for worried humanoids, fails miserably.
• 2007 - President George W. Bush accidentally knocks over his ant farm and cries.

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