Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 18

March 18: World Happiness Day

• 51,000 BC - World Happiness Day is declared with a series of rhythmic grunts when two homo erecti discover fire.
• 1906 - Pope declares suicide a mortal sin, worse than butt sex, watching anime and murder.
• 1953 - Senator Joseph McCarthy briefly bans Kitten Huffing, but later retracts said decree, claiming he "was high off [his] ass."
• 1954 - Scientists fist discover the Moon, they later find out it wasn't really the Moon they discovered, but the Sun.
• 1985 - Australia's version of EastEnders premieres to the public, however, it made Aussies more happier than expected.
• 1993 - The Sun tells scientists it and earth should "Just be friends," the sun promises to call every few weeks.
• 2008 - After numerous requests by the American public, God finally damns It, It is never found.
• 2016 - A rerun of the smash hit TV show Full House is shown around the world, millions kill themselves, unable to stand the torture.

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