Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 8

March 8: International Men Without Penises Day

• 4000 BC - God creates Eve, Adam celebrates that he doesn't have to keep stroking it by himself.
• 4001 BC - Eve forces Adam to sleep outside the hut after expecting free handies without anything in return.
• 1919 - Women marching on Washington, D.C. seeking the right to vote cite Oscar Wilde's play A Woman of No Importance as an example of misogynistic views.
• 1935 - Sophia blesses the women of the Earth by giving them the G-Spot, although men are cursed to never find it.
• 1977 - Your mother is born. According to statistics, she likely experiences 18-34 years of relative ease before you are born.
• 2025 - Losers on 4chan and Reddit rant about how they never got the girl of their dreams (Pictured), despite being "nice guys."

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