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Isn't she a hottie?

March 8: International Men Without Penises Day

  • Start of Time - God creates Eve, Adam celebrates that he doesn't have to keep stroking it by himself .
  • 1919 - Women marching on Washington seeking the right to vote cite Oscar Wilde's play A Woman of No Importance as an example of misogynistic views.
  • 1935 - Sophia blesses the women of the Earth.
  • 1969 - Your mother is born. Women around the world weep at this very event.
  • 2025 - Losers on 4chan and Reddit rant about how, despite being nice guys to womyn, they still haven't got the girl of their dreams (pictured).
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