Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 13

March 13: Sunday the 13th

• 1260 BC - God decrees the Ten Commandments (Pictured), but due to complicated legal machinations all the rules apply to only one guy named Thou.
• 1639 - Harvard College is opened, offers Bachelor's degrees in stone stacking and bloodletting.
• 1781 - After years of deep and intense probing, William Herschel discovers Uranus, a dark and dimly lit gas planet.
• 1947 - The first murmurings of Holocaust denial denial surface when the existence of a Holocaust denial group in Geneva, Switzerland is questioned.
• 1991 - The Maury Povich Show first airs, entertaining people who think they're too good for Jerry Springer, but are at least self-aware enough not to like Dr. Phil.
• 2013 - Pope Francis is elected as the newest Pope of the Catholic Church after promising the bishops one Sunday off a month.

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