Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 6

March 6: Roadkill Appreciation Day (North America & Australia)

• 3500 BC - In the first recorded instance of roadkill, Egyptian Pharaoh Ramses IV hits a small cat with his chariot. Shameful.
• 1869 - The first historical instance of so-called "cannibal roadkill" occurs when a horse-drawn buggy strikes a horse pulling a second buggy.
• 1934 - Hitler runs over a small ferret in his Volkswagen, precipitating his later invasion of Poland.
• 1962 - Julia Childs releases a groundbreaking roadkill culinary masterpiece titled Treadmarks and Tarragon.
• 1969 - President Nixon continues the Road Kill bombing over Vietnam.
• 1990 - Road Kill is officially the new Mystery Meat in school lunches.
• 1995 - Steve Ballmer runs over my dog after yelling at the top of his lungs "I'm going to fucking bury that dog. I've done it before and I will do it again. I'm going to Fucking Kill that dog."

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