Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 16
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
March 16: International Toaster Day
- 1066 - Soldiers in the Battle of Hastings from both the Norman and English sides are set upon by wild toasters, less than two hundred survive.
- 1823 - Famed peanut maestro George Washington Carver sets out on an expedition to the California Redwood forests to study toasters.
- 1843 - The first toaster ranch is established in Peyote, Wyoming, with over three dozen domestic toasters.
- 1883 - PETA (People for Ethical Toaster Advocacy) protest against the cruel practice of hunting toasters as a recreational sport.
- 1931 - During construction of the Empire State Building, a fossil of a Tyrannotoasterus is unearthed, sparking interest in the new field of Toasteropaleontology.
- 1975 - A toaster escaping from a traveling circus in Alabama escapes captivity and mauls four people and dozens of raw bread slices before being killed by local Appliance Control authorities.
← February April → March1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 - 25 - 26 - 27 - 28 - 29 - 30 - 31 |