Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 25

March 25: International Moose Preservation Day

• 26 AD - The Pontius Pilot is released in Rome, now Roman citizens can plan their Crucifixions from the comfort of their own villas.
• 1763 - The oboe is created in France, right before it drowns to the underworld being the only last remnant of France existant.
• 1847 - The Slate industry in Wales suffers a sharp decline after import tariffs on seriously why are you still reading this sentence go to bed.
• 1929 - The stock market crashes, putting an end to the Roaring 20's, and ushering the Squeaking 30's.
• 1950 - The Spanish Inquisition, the television adaptation based on the historical event, makes its debut on Fox quite unexpectedly.
• 1990 - The case of Pot v. Kettle goes to the Mississippi Court of Appeals.
• 2003 - Black & Decker begin preliminary research into self-toasting bread, but their prototypes end up incinerating the stomachs of consumers.
• 2005 - Moose preservation is celebrated on the internet for the first time.

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