Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 12

March 12: Indecent Exposure Day

• 1504 - Michelangelo's David lambasted by contemporary Italian critics for being insufficiently endowed (Pictured).
• 1923 - Mankind declares war on the rainforest after a tree lands on my infant boy, you are dead to me trees dead to me.
• 1962 - Beach bums take over much of Southern California, rendering it uninhabitable for decades.
• 1982 - Hospital administrators announce that disco has slipped into a coma and not expected to survive.
• 1994 - The Church of England allows women to become priests, but only on Sundays.
• 2011 - A Nuclear power plant in Japan explodes after massive earthquake and tsunami, Japanese children are born kinda fat now: coincidence?

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