User talk:Badgerer

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Hay!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:50, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Adoption

<Assumes drill sergeant mode> SO, PRIVATE, YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN UNCYCLOPEDIAN? THAT'S "YES SIR", DAMMIT!! NOW, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY PUSH UPS, MAGGOT! A-hem. Well, I'm glad your ready to take the extra step and get started editing the uncyc "fo' rizzles". If you haven't already, read The Holy Bible to which I attribute all good things on uncyc and The Great Constitution laid down by our forefathers which governs our great nation. Other links I find useful include UN:PIC, UN:PROOF, and UN:FAQ. If you like, you can add the template below to your userpage. Lastly, if you have any questions, feel free to ask on my talk page, just make sure you add it to your watchlist, as I'll respond to questions wherever you ask them. Again, welcome to uncyclopedia! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:17, Oct 5

I LU!

You helped me install my game! For this act! You! GET! A! FREE!! BEER!!!

sleepygamer has bought you a beer for helping him install the Unreal Anthology!! Kudos! Drink up, Or I'll frag you.

Oh bugger, forgot to sign! sleepygamer 13:22, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

A Badger Badger Badger,a Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

I hope you've seen that video, or I will look like a complete moron. Anyways, thanks!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
	Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:39, Oct 17

Thanks

Thank you, good sir, for realizing the importance of right arrow!

You have been singled by Doovad, yes indeed, DOOVAD, as deserving of thanks!

May your arrows always point in the "right" direction (punny!) and may you carry these lessons with you forever!

Thanks for the vote.

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Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this crappy template! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:36, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:01, Dec 17

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 12:58, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!!! <3

Thanks you!

Awwwww, thank you for votin' for me!

Look! Now I can look at pictures of small animals and feel serious, because you voted for me. So thanks! <3

Love,