User:MikeEtc

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This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

...	This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.

BK	This user is a Black Knight!!

♂	This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.

About Me

• Name: Michael Augustine
• Age: HA! TAKE THAT STALKERS!
• Interests: Things
• Likes: Mudkip
• Dislikes: George Dubya Bush, interrupting Busta Rhymes while he's taking a shit, and ponies.

This user idolises Dr. House and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a militant agnostic and is certain they are uncertain

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics. (Otherwise known as the EC)

This user supports the European Reich. Heil Hitler!

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!

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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.