User:MikeEtc

MikeEtc's Userpage[edit | edit source]

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is humping
Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.

...

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.

BK

This user is a Black Knight!!

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

About Me[edit | edit source]

Name: Michael Augustine
Age: HA! TAKE THAT STALKERS!
Interests: Things
Likes: Mudkip
Dislikes: George Dubya Bush, interrupting Busta Rhymes while he's taking a shit, and ponies.

This user idolises Dr. House

and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.

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This user is addicted to video games.

This user contributes using Mozilla,
because it could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain they are uncertain

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.
(Otherwise known as the EC)

This user supports the European Reich.
Heil Hitler!

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!

typo-G

This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

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