User:MikeEtc

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MikeEtc's Userpage[edit]

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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.



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Black Knight!!
This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.





About Me[edit]

  • Name: Michael Augustine
  • Age: HA! TAKE THAT STALKERS!
  • Interests: Things
  • Likes: Mudkip
  • Dislikes: George Dubya Bush, interrupting Busta Rhymes while he's taking a shit, and ponies.
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and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.






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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain they are uncertain


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Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Red Europe.png This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.

(Otherwise known as the EC)





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Heil Hitler!




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typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.