User:MikeEtc

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MikeEtc's Userpage[edit | edit source]

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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user is humping
Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.



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This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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This user is a Black Knight!!
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.





About Me[edit | edit source]

  • Name: Michael Augustine
  • Age: HA! TAKE THAT STALKERS!
  • Interests: Things
  • Likes: Mudkip
  • Dislikes: George Dubya Bush, interrupting Busta Rhymes while he's taking a shit, and ponies.
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This user idolises Dr. House
and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.






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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain they are uncertain
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.


(Otherwise known as the EC

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This user supports the European Reich.
Heil Hitler!
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!
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This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.