User:Muzak

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If I had one dollar for every brain you didn't have, I would have one dollar.

Squidward on You

Howdy, I'm Muzak. I'm mostly a reader, though I have some UnNews in the works.

I'm here for the Overly British Humour, AAAAAAAAAAA, Russian Reversal, and this picture below.

Oh, and all of the userboxes are true, save the lemming one.

Yep. This is it.

Members of my posse: User:Muzak/Posse

Userboxes:

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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
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This f****r speaks those African clicky noises heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.
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This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers.
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se-G
This user does not speak Simple English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Simple English speakers.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This user has been blocked
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This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.
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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.
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This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers.
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This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Jesus loves this user,
and has blessed this page.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
This usre si able to contriubte wuth a n inermideate level fo Tpyo
mor-A
Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers .
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This user is Jewish link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN


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They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

--Muzak 01:05, 1 December 2006 (UTC)