How to read this catalog
First, obtain an edumacation. This is usually followed by a gradumacation, after which you should be able to read this catalog without having to look up each word in the dictionary individually. With luck, you'll be able to interpret the "characters" on this page as "letters" of an "alphabet," which are strung together to form "words," which in turn are strung together to form "sentences." Luckily, for the purposes of reading this catalog, you won't have to worry about much beyond that. Also, once you've gradumacated, you might not need the courses anymore. That doesn't mean you shouldn't still send us lots of money, though. In fact, it means you should send us more money, because we like money.
Unlike other universities, Uncycloversity doesn't require you to specifically enroll in each course. You simply click on the link, read the material, and if there are any exams associated with the material, "take" the exams. In some cases there may also be Standardized Tests, but these can usually be safely ignored. This is how all Schools of the Future will work, of course. If you should forget which courses you've already taken, simply click on each link again, write down which course it is for each one on a separate slip of paper, put the slips in a hat, and choose one at random. Once you've chosen one, be sure to send us more money.