What If?:I don't wanna?
“What if I don't wanna!?”
“Well you gotta.”
Ever since humans first popped into existence from their mommas, they have pondered one one simple question. One that is asked when someone tell them to do the dishes. One that is asked when someone tells them to stop writing Uncyclopedia articles. One that is asked when someone tells them that they've been sucking on penises for the twelve billion, nine hundred forty-two million, two hundred thirty-five thousand, three hundred, and thirteenth time, and that sucking on them twelve billion, nine hundred forty-two million, two hundred thirty-five thousand, three hundred, and thirteen times could damage their lungs. The question in question?
"What if I don't wanna!"
What if you don't wanna?[edit | edit source]
Well you gotta. And don't you dare ask why. The reason why is because I said so. Now go work on your homework or I will crush you with my A- Wait, wrong show.
What if you wanna, but I don't?[edit | edit source]
Well, I make the rules, so I declare that if I don't wanna, then I don't gotta. If you wanna, but I don't want you to do it, you can't. Nice try, kiddo.
What if you wanna be the very best, like no one ever was?[edit | edit source]
Like I said, I make the rules. I don't care if you wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. Besides, this is an article on if you DON'T wanna, not one on if you DO wanna. So, too bad.
