UnGames:Eldritch/fun
"You mean that?" Eldritch says. "You'd give up your entire old life, for me?"
"Yeah, of course I would! Now let's go crazy!" I shout.
"OH YEAH!" Eldritch says, and we have nice steamy sex right next to Aunt Annie's succulent and delicious corpse.
"Mmm...people taste a lot better right after sex, you know." I say, helping myself to a bit of Annie.
"Yeah, you're totally right. You're becoming just like me, you know."
"I know. That's why I'm so happy!"
"YAY!"
We clean up and leave Aunt Annie's house, and I go off to bed.
The next day, Eldritch tells me he's got a present for me.
It's my old boyfriend! And he's not a hideous flesh-monster anymore! That means...
"I captured him and sadistically raped him for three hours straight, and now he's a monster just like us!" Eldritch tells me.
"Aw, you did all that for me? You're SO SWEET!" I say, and promptly make out with him.
Actually, we end up going all the way, and even drag my ex-boyfriend along for a glorious, if not entirely consensual threesome.
By the end of it, Eldritch and I are sighing ecstatically while my ex is giggling like a madman.
"Oh, I need to get to work!" I say. After making out with Eldritch, I dress up and head to what used to be the hospital.
There, I meet a worried flesh-beast who I remember as Greg.
"Uh, Jenny, where's Roger?" he says.
"Oh, I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Okay, I see. Have you seen your ex, Barry, by any chance?"
"Oh, I have no idea what you're talking about."
"This is really strange. Maybe I should tell the pol-"
"Hey, how about you go on a road trip with me." I say. He knows too much, he must die!
"A road trip?"
"Yeah, somewhere far far away to the countryside, just the two of us, where nobody can see us."
"OKAY!" he says. What a fool. Soon, he will die!
I go back home, and have yet another not entirely consensual threesome with Eldritch and Barry.
"Hey, I need to go somewhere next week." I say to Eldritch.
"I want to die! G-huh, g-huh!" says Barry.
"SHUT UP BARRY!" Eldritch screams, and shoves a demonic dildo (I know it's demonic because it looks totally normal to me) up his ass. Turning his attention to me, Eldritch says "But why?"
"Oh, there's this guy who's snooping around too much. I'm going to kill him."
"Why don't you let me do it?" Eldritch says.
"No, he'll know you're a monster and you might die!" I say. "I don't want to lose you!"
"I understand." Eldritch says. "Good luck, Jenny."
He kisses me, and then goes out to hunt for some more food.
The next week, Greg and I go out for the road trip, and I feel like I'm driving through hell again. However, once I see a sticky orifice, I tell Greg to stop.
"What is that?" I say, pointing to the orifice.
"Oh, that's the mystical well of Fang-Tsun! It is said that no one who's entered its depths has ever survived!"
"I want to get close to the well, Greg. I want to get really, really close to this dangerous and deadly well with you."
"Okay, cool."
Greg and I get really really close to the dangerous and deadly well.
"Could you lean over it, plz?" I say.
"Okay, I gu-"
"DIE!" I scream and push the beast down the well. His horrified growls as he sinks to the depths are so satisfying to hear. Yes, me and Eldritch are the pure ones. The humans are the monsters. The humans will die! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
My fall is broken by a man, whose screams I hear next.
"Get off me, you asshole!"
I get off him, and am glad to see who he is.
"Doctor Brown! I'm so glad to see you, I need your help!"
"Oh, Greg? What is it?"
"My friend Jenny went apeshit and tried to kill me! She shoved me down the well of Fang-Tsun!"
"Ah, the well of Fang-Tsun! Clever girl, and you would have died too if it wasn't for this research facility Doctor Ojai Simpson built into the well!"
"Doctor Ojai Simpson?"
"Yes, a renowned African-American doctor who kept getting accused of murdering his own wife even though he was acquitted of the crime. Anyway, I'm just snooping through his files right now!"
As we look into Doctor Simpson's files, the horrible truth about what's happening begins to dawn on us.
"Everything looks like shit, tastes like shit and smells like shit! Heck, if it wasn't for that normal-looking baby who somehow showed up at my doorstep, I'd have offed myself ages ago!"
"The baby is interesting. It killed my wife yesterday, and her body was so...delicious! I couldn't stop eating her! So yummy!"
"I'll name him Eldritch, after my kitten, who we also just killed and ate a few minutes ago."
"Good thing I got acquitted of the murder charges. Now, I'll just tell Eldritch to hunt down the prosecutor so I can eat him for dinner."
"Mmm...yes. Eldritch and I are the pure ones. The humans are the monsters. I know Eldritch is here to end humanity! I will make him succeed! MWAHAHAHA!"
"Jenny, could she have...?" I say, horrified.
"It could be." says the doctor. "You should investigate her and see if Eldritch is with her now. We have to stop this abomination before he ends us all!"
"Agreed!"
"Here, take this conveniently placed exit out of the well, and find out what Jenny knows!"
I promptly exit the well, and find Jenny's home. Phew, good thing she's conveniently not in there. Now, let me just search-AAAAAAAAA!
There are dismembered human remains in her fridge! And the rooms are painted up all crazy-like! And there's even a scrawling on the wall that says: "ME AND ELDRITCH WILL RULE THE WORLD MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
What should I do?