UnGames:Eldritch/Jenny

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"Hello? Is that you, Jenny?" I hear Greg say over the ear-like contraption that I've learned to accept is a cellphone. Dammit, he's still alive.

"Uh, yeah, it's me." I say.

"We need to talk. I want you to explain why you tried to kill me, and there are a few other things I want to say to you."

"Okay. Meet me at the Farscape Ruins."

"Gotcha."

Greg thinks he can save me, that he can get me to listen to reason. He's dead wrong, of course, and he'll find out soon enough. MWAHAHAHA!

At the Farscape Ruins, I see Greg waiting for me. But I don't go to him. Instead, I send Barry.

"AAAAAAAA! EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!" Greg screams. Yes, Barry has become a monster just like Eldritch. He will drive Greg insane.

Or not. It turns out Greg had a machete the whole time which he uses to hack Barry to pieces. Oh, well.

"Get him, Eldritch!" I scream, and Eldritch promptly pounces on Greg and rips him to shreds. Woo-OW!

I feel something inside me. It's painful, and heavy. I can't keep standing still.

"ELDRITCH!"

"Jenny! Jenny, what's wrong?" he screams, rushing towards me.

"I...I don't believe it!" I say, realizing what's happening to me.

"Jenny! Are you okay? Jenny, stay with me!"

"It's happening, Eldritch." I say, smiling. "It's finally happening."

"What? What's happening?"

"Our...children. Our world...it's coming." I say. I'm pregnant! I'm carrying Eldritch's children!

"Our children? You mean...?" he's in tears now. But he's happy too. He looks so beautiful.

"Yes. They'll bloom, and cover the entire world. This will be our home now."

"Jenny. Jenny, I never thought...!"

"It's okay, Eldritch." the pain is increasing, but I can bear it. I can bear all the pain in the world, now that I know what's to come.

"I'm sorry, Jenny! I...I don't want to lose you, I...!"

"I'll always be with you, Eldrtich. I'll be everywhere around you." I touch his face, and feel his tears on my fingertips. "You know that, don't you?"

"Yes. Yes I do." he replies, with a smile.

Another pang, and I know it's time to let go.

I see it all around me.

Colors of green and blue. The beautiful children I've brought into this world. They spread out far and wide, embracing everything around them.

The rottenness of the world is fading away. Everything is beautiful again, vibrant again. The stench is replaced by the beautiful aroma of flowers. The puddles of blood and slime are now becoming those of water, crystal clear and pure. The world that I saw rot and bleed all around me is returning to the way it should be.

No.

It's better than it should be. It's better than any world I've ever been in, better than any world I've ever imagined. The world I used to know will be gone soon. I and Eldritch have brought about it's destruction. And I'm so glad that we did!

"This...this is my final gift to you, Eldritch." I say. I'm crying now, but these are tears of joy. "I love you, Eldritch! This has all happened thanks to you!"

"I love you too, Jenny." he says, and kisses me.

I will be more than happy to accept this kiss as I draw my last breath. My last breath before I depart to cover all of this world.


Ah, shit!

Well, it's happened. Eldritch won, and now the world is LITERALLY going to shit. I can hardly stand the stench spreading all around me.

And this is while I'm on top of this mountain wherein I found the remainder of doctor Ojai's research. He said he'd be thoroughly ashamed if Eldritch and his fucking spawn didn't take over this world eventually. Well, are you happy now, doc?!

No, no, the doc decided to off himself after his "condition" got corrected. He didn't think he could undo the damage he'd done. Well, I now wish I did have the condition Ojai and Jenny had. I suppose it shouldn't be long now. I'll be infected eventually, and hopefully I'll become one of them. One of these abominable disgusting beings. Maybe once I'm one of them, this rotting world will become beautiful, and I'll be a happy man.

To Jenny, the normal world we lived in had turned rotten, and it was Eldritch who was beautiful. That's why Jenny did what she did. That's why anyone does anything, I suppose. It's all a matter of what our perspective is. Rather than cling stubbornly to my current perspective and make my life miserable, I should just accept the perspective these...things give me, and then I'll be alright.

I wonder though, if I could have ever stopped all this from happening. No, no point in dwelling over all this. Take me away, you monsters! Make me one with you!