HowTo:Not Do Your Taxes

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I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying taxes!

~ Dan Mandel

Ignore all the steps from HowTo:Do Your Taxes, there's only one step that needs to be followed:

  1. Simply just cash your paychecks out and enjoy!

Congratulations! You have successfully committed tax evasion, the IRS will come knocking at your door soon, so it's recommended you take the money, family, and prized possesions and flee to Peru like the Nazis did.