User:Floridian Gator

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I fw this image.
And this one to
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Stuff
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This user is a Floridian
"No hablo inglish. U espeaka espanis? You want I cook pollo con arroz? Sientete, ju look tan flaco."
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)
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This user is a philosopher.
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This user has
made it to Ketchikan.
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LV-3 This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.


About me[edit | edit source]

I personally enjoy orange Gatorade the most. Btw I don't really care if you're lgbt or if you're a Liberal or Conservative it's all okay. Me personally I'm a fascist, I love fast race cars like Mr. Mcqueen. Working on Helldivers is my personal hobby on Uncyclopedia besides adding random John Helldivers into articles about war. Florida is the best nation on earth, I love the extreme heat, the beaches, the swamps, and the pet alligators. Also Florida could easily invade the United States. Florida also has Legoland what more do you need?

Games I enjoy/enjoyed playing[edit | edit source]

Hearts of IIron 4

Stellaris

Helldivers 2

Wikipedia Speedruns (I don't think there's a version for uncyclopedia).

Alligator wrestling (Like Steve Irwin)

Worldbox

Ace Combat 7

Gta5 (Trevor my favorite character along with chop)

Cat President: A More Purrfect Union (Don't ask)

Lego Marvel Superheroes (No I don't play it anymore sadly and I'm not 7.)

Minesweeper

Fallout (New Vegas and 4)

Elden Ring

Elder scrolls Oblivion

Undertale

Gasa4

Wolfenstein Nwo

Halo
Doom eternal

Pokemon Omega Ruby (My groudons name is Enceladus and I picked that grass guy)

Pressure

Bonelab

Block Tales (Yes it's on roblox it's actually high quality and no I'm not 12)

Kerbal Space Program (2 will never be finished)

Subnautica (I hate the damn reaper leviathans)

Making fun of British people

Articles I made or contributed to[edit | edit source]

Helldivers (Made)

Super Earth (Made)

Turning Red (I made it, tbh it's not funny)