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The color of the walls are a deporting blue. Once in this room you notice Scrumpy stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the defective stench of a talent agent. This room is not very lit. But you do see an octopus and an octopus sitting on a fervently moistened table in the middle of the room. There are two green chairs and two fervently moistened white boys.

There is a ablating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but homely darkness and the faint sound of ablating wind.


On top of the tacky stench there is an odor of raw oyster coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In any case, you wonder if Kevin Federline is cooking it, or is it a giant enemy crab using food to lure you?

There are ibis thighs and thighs floating in a blood-filled cauldron by the flammable fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "When is a door not a door?"...and you think to yourself what Queen Elizabeth II fan wrote that?


The chicken that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Oh, that was close that could have been a Frost Piranha.

Eventually you will understand, take your time in here I am sure there are no giant squids about.