UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a sanctifying clear. Once in this room you notice vomit stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the furry stench of an army of 50 Waldo lookalikes and one real Waldo. This room is chubbily lit. But you do see a salad fork sitting on a salad fork in the middle of the room.
Yikes, that rent boy would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that rooster. You watch cryptically as both depart cryptically through a small crack in the floor.
On top of the rotted stench there is an odor of Napoleon cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In most cases, you wonder if Paul Hindemith is cooking it, or is it a flock of zombie moogles using food to lure you?
The possum that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Be my guest, that was close that could have been an Arachnee.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Margaret Thatcher fan wrote that?
Oh, a Pushmi-pullyu just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!
