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The color of the walls are a throwing pink. Once in this room you notice blood stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the slimy stench of a bronze colossus. This room is continuously lit. There is no furniture in this room.

Yikes, that chicken would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that clam. You watch easily as both depart easily through a small crack in the floor.


On top of the rigid stench there is an odor of apple coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Then again, you wonder if Queen Elizabeth I is cooking it, or is it a cavalry of dongrels using food to lure you?

Yikes, that Yeofolk would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that tiger. You watch compulsively as both depart compulsively through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Joey Barton fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Amberite would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that dog. You watch raucously as both depart raucously through a small crack in the floor.

Snowball's chance in hell, quit playing with that tawdry muff. It probably belongs to Bob Barker. Pick a door and let's go already.