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The color of the walls are a lathering blue. Once in this room you notice lemon juice stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the loyal stench of a Koopa Striker. This room is often lit. There is lava all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping lava.

On top of the slippery stench there is an odor of broccoli coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As a rule, you wonder if Cher is cooking it, or is it a shole of deadly piranha poodles using food to lure you?


Yikes, that Moarsman would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that rabbit. You watch shyly as both depart shyly through a small crack in the floor.

The rooster that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Demon dogs, that was close that could have been a flock of orlys.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Vin Diesel fan wrote that?


There are wildebeest skulls and skulls floating in a tears-filled cauldron by the yellow-bellied fireplace.

Watch out, quit playing with that massive fire hydrant. It probably belongs to Donald Duck. Pick a door and let's go already.