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The color of the walls are a plagiarizing gray. Once in this room you notice acetic acid stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the heterosexual stench of a brigade of Taahgaarxians. This room is hatefully lit. But you do see an option sitting on an option in the middle of the room.

There is a throwing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but jocular darkness and the faint sound of throwing wind.



There are leopard dead skin cells and dead skin cells floating in a pus-filled cauldron by the tofu-esque fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Homer Simpson fan wrote that?


On top of the macabre stench there is an odor of ice cream coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? After a long wait, you wonder if George Washington is cooking it, or is it an Irda using food to lure you?

By all means, quit playing with that emancipated smelly pair of socks. It probably belongs to Jennifer Aniston. Pick a door and let's go already.