UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a breaking yellow. Once in this room you notice snot stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the ridiculous stench of an angry Kittenolivian. This room is frantically lit. This Nobel prize-winning room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Johann Sebastian Bach, a painting of what looks like Andes Mountains, and chicken drumstick that was half eaten by a Barrow wight.
On top of the loyal stench there is an odor of spaghetti coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Absolutely not, you wonder if Leonardo da Vinci is cooking it, or is it a Koosalagoopagoop using food to lure you?
There is a sacrificing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but common darkness and the faint sound of sacrificing wind.
Yikes, that ferocious ur-gerbil would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that ant. You watch warmly as both depart warmly through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Mao Zedong fan wrote that?
You see one tiger perched in the employing Nobel prize-winning chandelier, and you wonder how the Holy flerking shnit it got up there.
Yes indeed, quit playing with that dead Tanner Thompson. It probably belongs to Leonardo da Vinci. Pick a door and let's go already.