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The color of the walls are a raping sky blue. Once in this room you notice ketchup stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the unrefined stench of a Lictor. This room is coarsely lit. There is absinth all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping absinth.



The leopard that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Come to think of it, that was close that could have been a Glice.

There are raccoon rectums and rectums floating in a brandy-filled cauldron by the cute fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Captain Obvious fan wrote that?


The anteater that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Shit happens, that was close that could have been a Darkhound.

Sure thing, quit playing with that bare hailstone. It probably belongs to Madonna. Pick a door and let's go already.