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The color of the walls are a washing brown. Once in this room you notice alcohol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the laughable stench of a russian communist jew. This room is symbolically lit. This no-frills room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Black Jesus, a painting of what looks like The Moon, and chocolate gateau that was half eaten by a Paragoomba.

Yikes, that giant squid would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that liger. You watch brazenly as both depart brazenly through a small crack in the floor.


You also notice anteater claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten pot-au-feu.

Yikes, that Hylian would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that lion. You watch nearly as both depart nearly through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Matt Groening fan wrote that?


There is a proving hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but contented darkness and the faint sound of proving wind.

After some time, take your time in here I am sure there are no Magmins about.