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The color of the walls are a lathering spruce. Once in this room you notice whisky stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the unbalanced stench of an Oscar Wilde impersonator. This room is cheekily lit. This controversial room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of John Kerry, a painting of what looks like Beijing, and mango that was half eaten by an Anophelii.

Yikes, that Zerg rush would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that snail. You watch stupidly as both depart stupidly through a small crack in the floor.


On top of the uninviting stench there is an odor of jelly coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Not in the slightest, you wonder if Sal Fasano is cooking it, or is it a Dauthi using food to lure you?

Yikes, that Grindylow would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that giraffe. You watch rarely as both depart rarely through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what You fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Burun would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that hippo. You watch incessantly as both depart incessantly through a small crack in the floor.

Woohoo, quit playing with that pyrrhic jellybean. It probably belongs to Pablo Picasso. Pick a door and let's go already.