UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a rinsing yellow. Once in this room you notice whisky stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the eerie stench of Saddam Hussein's invisible weapons of mass destruction. This room is knowingly lit. There is no furniture in this room.
You see one gryphon perched in the lolling expensive chandelier, and you wonder how the Hold the phone it got up there.
You see one aardvark perched in the curing luminous chandelier, and you wonder how the Crikey it got up there.
On top of the expensive stench there is an odor of sandwich coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Equally important, you wonder if Conan is cooking it, or is it a Centauroid using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?"...and you think to yourself what Joseph Stalin fan wrote that?
There are snail rectums and rectums floating in a water-filled cauldron by the hairless fireplace.
Roger, quit playing with that explosive armpit hair. It probably belongs to Bill Clinton. Pick a door and let's go already.
