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The color of the walls are a vomiting matte black. Once in this room you notice wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the massive stench of a Drakel. This room is barely lit. But you do see a milquetoast sitting on a milquetoast in the middle of the room.

You also notice swan claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten escargot.





On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Britney Spears fan wrote that?


There is a freezing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but medieval darkness and the faint sound of freezing wind.

For goodness' sake, quit playing with that tofu-esque minecart. It probably belongs to RAHB. Pick a door and let's go already.