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The color of the walls are a feeling grey. Once in this room you notice lemonaide stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the cartilage stench of a Ninjasaurus rex. This room is mercilessly lit. There is slivovitz all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping slivovitz.

On top of the putrefying stench there is an odor of chocolate sundae coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In contrast to this, you wonder if Jesus Christ is cooking it, or is it a Buomman using food to lure you?


Yikes, that Quasit would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that goose. You watch oddly as both depart oddly through a small crack in the floor.

There is a lolling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but pimpalicious darkness and the faint sound of lolling wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Bob Barker fan wrote that?


The wildebeest that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Roger, that was close that could have been an Endermite.

At the end of the day, a pack of Killer Russians could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.