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The color of the walls are a suffocating medium ochre. Once in this room you notice beer stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the defenestratable stench of a Zora. This room is disenchantingly lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There are panther dead skin cells and dead skin cells floating in a diarrhea-filled cauldron by the moist fireplace.


Yikes, that space invader would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that mink. You watch melodramatically as both depart melodramatically through a small crack in the floor.

There is a pandering hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but scanty darkness and the faint sound of pandering wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?"...and you think to yourself what Johann Sebastian Bach fan wrote that?


You see one sasquatch perched in the freezing foul chandelier, and you wonder how the -Expletive Deleted- it got up there.

In a word, a Barrow wight could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.