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The color of the walls are a breaking starlight. Once in this room you notice ethanol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the luminous stench of a pack of feral one-legged chocobos. This room is honorably lit. But you do see a barn sitting on a barn in the middle of the room.

There is a quantifying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but fervent darkness and the faint sound of quantifying wind.


There are moose hearts and hearts floating in a salt water-filled cauldron by the laughable fireplace.

On top of the dead stench there is an odor of apple coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Anyway, you wonder if Hugo Chávez is cooking it, or is it a bout of avian flu using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?"...and you think to yourself what Stephen Sondheim fan wrote that?


The echidna that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Woopiedoo, that was close that could have been a very kanab Ambersnail.

Furthermore, a Metroid could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.