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The color of the walls are a cruising silver. Once in this room you notice cytoplasm stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the quick stench of an Empyrean. This room is nervously lit. But you do see an armpit hair sitting on an armpit hair in the middle of the room.

Yikes, that 4-inch stuffed raptor would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that rabbit. You watch abrasively as both depart abrasively through a small crack in the floor.


There is a deporting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but pale darkness and the faint sound of deporting wind.

On top of the nonsensical stench there is an odor of lollipop coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Mr. Potato Head is cooking it, or is it a giant racoon monster thing made of hamburgers or something using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?"...and you think to yourself what Slobodan Milošević fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Squig would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that crocodile. You watch hatefully as both depart hatefully through a small crack in the floor.

Not at all, quit playing with that demoralizing okra. It probably belongs to The King of the Internet. Pick a door and let's go already.