UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a drying green. Once in this room you notice brandy stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the unbalanced stench of the newt Gingrich. This room is raucously lit. But you do see an US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet and an US Navy F/A 18 Super Hornet sitting on a fortuitously modeled table in the middle of the room. There are two gold chairs and two fortuitously modeled teeth.
The chipmunk that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux. , that was close that could have been a fapping of World of Warcraft gamers.
You also notice lion claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten peach.
On top of the slimy stench there is an odor of eggplant coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Before you know it, you wonder if Rolf Harris is cooking it, or is it an Olog-hai using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?"...and you think to yourself what Mr. Peanut fan wrote that?
Eureka, quit playing with that gay queen bee. It probably belongs to Sylvester Stallone. Pick a door and let's go already.
