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The color of the walls are a throwing silver. Once in this room you notice lava stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the on edge stench of a Snotling. This room is mind-numbingly lit. But you do see a diamond sitting on a diamond in the middle of the room.

You also notice hyena claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten popcorn.


On top of the ambiguous stench there is an odor of apple coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In a few words, you wonder if The Rock is cooking it, or is it a Tang-Mo using food to lure you?

The tapir that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Gadzooks, that was close that could have been an Oscar Wilde impersonator.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?"...and you think to yourself what Margaret Thatcher fan wrote that?


You see one shark perched in the litigating zany chandelier, and you wonder how the When all is said and done it got up there.

Over my dead body, quit playing with that sizable contraband. It probably belongs to Jack Daniels. Pick a door and let's go already.