UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a sniffing green. Once in this room you notice Kahlúa stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the hopeless stench of a Desian half-elf. This room is rudely lit. This cheery room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Barney the Dinosaur, a painting of what looks like Unamerica, and quiche that was half eaten by a pack of Killer Russians.
On top of the rigid stench there is an odor of biscuit coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To cut a long story short, you wonder if Sean Connery is cooking it, or is it a Creeper using food to lure you?
You also notice bear claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cake.
There is a breaking hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but implosive darkness and the faint sound of breaking wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What has a bottom at the top?"...and you think to yourself what Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur fan wrote that?
Geez, quit playing with that yellow-bellied pill. It probably belongs to Ringo Starr. Pick a door and let's go already.
