UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a vomiting zebra stripes. Once in this room you notice digestive juices stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the rotted stench of an Ouphe. This room is uncontrollably lit. There is slivovitz all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping slivovitz.
There is a swallowing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but unpleased darkness and the faint sound of swallowing wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why does my life suck so much?"...and you think to yourself what Immanuel Kant fan wrote that?
On top of the shiny stench there is an odor of salmon meuniere coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In any case, you wonder if Jacques Derrida is cooking it, or is it an Amberite using food to lure you?
Not at all, quit playing with that contagious arc welder. It probably belongs to Dave Chapelle. Pick a door and let's go already.
