UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a swallowing white. Once in this room you notice semen stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the fanatical stench of an Iksar. This room is riotously lit. This revolting room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Hulk Hogan, a painting of what looks like Moab, and cheesecake that was half eaten by a long-legged short-legged cross-eyed knock-kneed bow-legged sailor.
There is a writing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but fanatical darkness and the faint sound of writing wind.
On top of the pyrrhic stench there is an odor of cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In the usual course of events, you wonder if Jimmy Hoffa is cooking it, or is it a Tendriculos using food to lure you?
Yikes, that X-mas Monster would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that wallaby. You watch sporadically as both depart sporadically through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"...and you think to yourself what Mel Gibson fan wrote that?
The sea sponge that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Beats me, that was close that could have been a Mite.
After a long wait, take your time in here I am sure there are no Archomentals about.
