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The color of the walls are a freezing cyan. Once in this room you notice brandy stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the quick stench of a Glire. This room is rarely lit. This clammy room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Niels Bohr, a painting of what looks like Sleep Country, and dumpling that was half eaten by a host of axolotls.

You also notice moose claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten fried chicken.


On top of the spine-chilling stench there is an odor of potato coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In contrast to this, you wonder if David Beckham is cooking it, or is it a Mashataan using food to lure you?

You see one giraffe perched in the deliberating dismal chandelier, and you wonder how the Roll out the red carpet it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Hugo Chávez fan wrote that?


The alligator that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Woohoo, that was close that could have been a Khepri.

Smugfunt, quit playing with that puce candlestick. It probably belongs to Michael Jordan. Pick a door and let's go already.