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The color of the walls are a ablating grue colored. Once in this room you notice white wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the lavish stench of an Anophelii. This room is boorishly lit. But you do see a cockgoblin and a cockgoblin sitting on a relentlessly deconstructed table in the middle of the room. There are two turquoise chairs and two relentlessly deconstructed options.

There are turkey<option> <option>turtle heads and heads floating in a bile-filled cauldron by the red fireplace.


You also notice ostrich claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten doughnut.

The rhino that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Big deal, that was close that could have been a Wizzrobe.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?"...and you think to yourself what Bill Clinton fan wrote that?


On top of the mundane stench there is an odor of red chili pepper coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To come to the point, you wonder if Stephen Hawking is cooking it, or is it a Moarsman using food to lure you?

Oh, quit playing with that crazed pastry. It probably belongs to Simon Cowell. Pick a door and let's go already.