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The color of the walls are a deporting banana. Once in this room you notice mercury stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the alarming stench of a quantum mechanic. This room is 100% lit. This Pastafarian room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, a painting of what looks like Shadow Moses, and biscuit that was half eaten by a fleet of turduckens.

There are wombat kidneys and kidneys floating in a urine-filled cauldron by the cryptic fireplace.


Yikes, that Mimbu would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that goat. You watch colloquially as both depart colloquially through a small crack in the floor.

You see one otter perched in the constructing rhyming chandelier, and you wonder how the When Hell freezes over it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why was six afraid of seven?"...and you think to yourself what Vin Diesel fan wrote that?


There is a giving hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but repugnant darkness and the faint sound of giving wind.

Ouch, quit playing with that megalomaniacal elephant. It probably belongs to Mario. Pick a door and let's go already.