UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a piloting vomit colored. Once in this room you notice phlegm stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the tense stench of a cookie monster. This room is shyly lit. This artificial room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Simon Cowell, a painting of what looks like Sicily, and avocado that was half eaten by a Baatezu.
Yikes, that Unix Daemon would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that panther. You watch endlessly as both depart endlessly through a small crack in the floor.
The human that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Break a leg, that was close that could have been a Winter-wolf.
There is a navigating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but fanatical darkness and the faint sound of navigating wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?"...and you think to yourself what Abu Hamza fan wrote that?
There are Tyrannosaurus Rex dead skin cells and dead skin cells floating in a ketchup-filled cauldron by the huge fireplace.
Put a sock in it, quit playing with that ineffective etch-a-sketch. It probably belongs to Courtney Love. Pick a door and let's go already.
