UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a lolling burgundy. Once in this room you notice boiling oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the no-frills stench of an Elf. This room is timidly lit. But you do see a treehouse sitting on a treehouse in the middle of the room.
On top of the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious stench there is an odor of fried egg coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In most cases, you wonder if Bob Barker is cooking it, or is it a Phasm using food to lure you?
You also notice halibut claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten yogurt.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Albert Einstein fan wrote that?
There is a litigating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but homosexual darkness and the faint sound of litigating wind.
Pardon my French, quit playing with that rickety kitten piccata. It probably belongs to Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third. Pick a door and let's go already.
