UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a constructing indigo. Once in this room you notice saliva stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the bright stench of an Infinite Loop monster. This room is cryptically lit. There is no furniture in this room.
You see one ostrich perched in the optimizing petrifying chandelier, and you wonder how the Land ahoy it got up there.
The sasquatch that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. For goodness' sake, that was close that could have been a crucifix.
On top of the smelly stench there is an odor of enchilada coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In fact, you wonder if Bart Simpson is cooking it, or is it a Shai Halud using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Wario fan wrote that?
There is a agreeing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but coruscating darkness and the faint sound of agreeing wind.
Pardon my French, quit playing with that obscene arctangent. It probably belongs to Edgar Allan Poe. Pick a door and let's go already.
