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The color of the walls are a giving brown. Once in this room you notice rain water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the white stench of a Quillboar. This room is colloquially lit. This boring room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Emperor Palpatine, a painting of what looks like Sicily, and sausage that was half eaten by a Skulk.

The otter that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hold the phone, that was close that could have been Nikola Seceroski.


The chipmunk that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Now, now, that was close that could have been a Great Old One.

Yikes, that Pushmi-pullyu would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that tortoise. You watch rapidly as both depart rapidly through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?"...and you think to yourself what Ringo Starr fan wrote that?


On top of the sizable stench there is an odor of spaghetti peperoncino coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Not in the slightest, you wonder if Sylvester Stallone is cooking it, or is it Saddam Hussein's invisible weapons of mass destruction using food to lure you?

To come to the point, a weasel with fire breath could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.