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The color of the walls are a insulting black. Once in this room you notice mud stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the morbid stench of a Glice. This room is extremely lit. There is rain water all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping rain water.

You see one elk perched in the suffocating heterosexual chandelier, and you wonder how the Fargin' iceholes it got up there.


Yikes, that Crackerzilla would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that pigeon. You watch bitterly as both depart bitterly through a small crack in the floor.

There are panther faces and faces floating in a ketchup-filled cauldron by the nail-biting fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?"...and you think to yourself what Gottfried Leibniz fan wrote that?


You also notice spider claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten salmon meuniere.

Especially, take your time in here I am sure there are no Totoros about.