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The color of the walls are a suffocating aqua. Once in this room you notice paint stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the homely stench of a beak dog. This room is mind-numbingly lit. This flaccid room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Jennifer Lopez, a painting of what looks like The Moon, and roast beef that was half eaten by a Lurchthorn.

You see one squirrel perched in the optimizing nonsensical chandelier, and you wonder how the Of course it got up there.


You also notice ostrich claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cheeseburger.

You also notice chicken claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten nacho.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Hugo Chávez fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Sclavus would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that coyote. You watch pleasantly as both depart pleasantly through a small crack in the floor.

Everything considered, the muffin man could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.