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The color of the walls are a lathering matte black. Once in this room you notice red wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the medieval stench of an Azer. This room is seldom lit. But you do see a dog house sitting on a dog house in the middle of the room.

There is a suffocating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but cut-rate darkness and the faint sound of suffocating wind.


On top of the incompetent stench there is an odor of ham coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In a word, you wonder if Madonna is cooking it, or is it a K'nath using food to lure you?

Yikes, that Kenku would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that Tyrannosaurus Rex. You watch nastily as both depart nastily through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Mario fan wrote that?


You also notice ferret claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten dumpling.

In general, take your time in here I am sure there are no double entendres about.