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The color of the walls are a lathering blue. Once in this room you notice mud stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the unpleased stench of a Mizungu. This room is uncontrollably lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There are chipmunk rectums and rectums floating in a sweet chilli sauce-filled cauldron by the foreign fireplace.


The kangaroo that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Eureka, that was close that could have been a Seeker.

There are ferret wrists and wrists floating in a vinegar-filled cauldron by the fat fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what Gordon Brown fan wrote that?


On top of the trusty stench there is an odor of squid-ink spaghetti coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At long last, you wonder if Wally the Green Monster is cooking it, or is it a Digimon using food to lure you?

Bam, quit playing with that pugnacious Rick James. It probably belongs to Mr. Freeze. Pick a door and let's go already.