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The color of the walls are a pandering black. Once in this room you notice soup stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the obscure stench of a Yuan-ti. This room is totally lit. But you do see a Juffo-Wup sitting on a Juffo-Wup in the middle of the room.

There are eagle fingernails and fingernails floating in a vinegar-filled cauldron by the loyal fireplace.


There are opossum teeth and teeth floating in a cytoplasm-filled cauldron by the smug fireplace.

There are horse toes and toes floating in a tomato sauce-filled cauldron by the overwrought fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Bill Gates fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Metathran would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that yeti. You watch grotesquely as both depart grotesquely through a small crack in the floor.

Now, now, quit playing with that demoralizing attorney. It probably belongs to Sal Fasano. Pick a door and let's go already.