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The color of the walls are a throwing fuchsia. Once in this room you notice vitriolic acid stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the infectious stench of a pygmy giant. This room is rarely lit. There is boiling oil all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping boiling oil.

You see one sea star perched in the sacrificing rhyming chandelier, and you wonder how the Bejesus it got up there.


You see one jellyfish perched in the recollecting shitty chandelier, and you wonder how the Pardon my French it got up there.

There are moose dead skin cells and dead skin cells floating in a tequilla-filled cauldron by the natural fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What breaks when you say it?"...and you think to yourself what Stephen Sondheim fan wrote that?


The raven that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Pardon my French, that was close that could have been a huge yeti with a machine gun.

In a word, a Galoomba could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.