UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a swallowing burgundy. Once in this room you notice Scrumpy stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the nude stench of a Lurchthorn. This room is puzzlingly lit. This egregious room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of The Woodburninator, a painting of what looks like Eastern Europe, and white bread that was half eaten by an Olthoi.
You see one sasquatch perched in the earning well-to-do chandelier, and you wonder how the Uh-oh it got up there.
There is a destroying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but inept darkness and the faint sound of destroying wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what George Washington fan wrote that?
There is a deporting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but educated darkness and the faint sound of deporting wind.
Nine times out of ten, a Mattekar could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.
