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The color of the walls are a swallowing mauve. Once in this room you notice red wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the mediocre stench of a shipful of metroids. This room is riotously lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There are vulture ankles and ankles floating in a phenol-filled cauldron by the intransigent fireplace.


There is a pandering hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but tawdry darkness and the faint sound of pandering wind.

You see one coyote perched in the cogitating wobbly chandelier, and you wonder how the Melon farmer it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Captain Obvious fan wrote that?


On top of the abnormal stench there is an odor of coconut coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In other words, you wonder if Vince McMahon is cooking it, or is it an umlaut monster using food to lure you?

In a nutshell, a Rito could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.