UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a mystifying zebra stripes. Once in this room you notice soy sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the rhyming stench of an accountant. This room is relentlessly lit. There is no furniture in this room.
You also notice bearsharktopus claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten coconut.
The goose that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, that was close that could have been a Nefane.
The hippo that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Bejesus, that was close that could have been a Ronso.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Banzaikitten fan wrote that?
You also notice slug claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten strawberry.
For goodness' sake, quit playing with that clammy bathing ape. It probably belongs to Jerry Jackson. Pick a door and let's go already.
