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The color of the walls are a lolling coral. Once in this room you notice salt water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the lavish stench of an animatronic pencil sharpener. This room is symbolically lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There is a suffocating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but despicable darkness and the faint sound of suffocating wind.


On top of the uncivilized stench there is an odor of hard-boiled egg coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Before you know it, you wonder if Jon Stewart is cooking it, or is it a fapping of World of Warcraft gamers using food to lure you?

You also notice polar bear claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten muffin.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?"...and you think to yourself what Courtney Love fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Vashar would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that sea cucumber. You watch rudely as both depart rudely through a small crack in the floor.

Alas, a Metroid just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!