UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a meditating zebra stripes. Once in this room you notice phenol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the furry stench of a Sophia look-a-like. This room is riotously lit. There is no furniture in this room.
On top of the minuscule stench there is an odor of garlic coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At the same time, you wonder if Michael Jordan is cooking it, or is it a Bony Beetle using food to lure you?
You also notice bear claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten Napoleon cake.
There is a earning hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but senseless darkness and the faint sound of earning wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Kevin Federline fan wrote that?
You see one bee perched in the mystifying defensive chandelier, and you wonder how the Oh boy it got up there.
When pigs fly, quit playing with that artificial fnord. It probably belongs to Shaquille O'Neal. Pick a door and let's go already.
