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The color of the walls are a programing magenta. Once in this room you notice coke stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the mysterious stench of a box of crazed munchkins. This room is mundanely lit. But you do see a shonk sitting on a shonk in the middle of the room.

You see one bearsharktopus perched in the writing erudite chandelier, and you wonder how the Hell no it got up there.


You also notice grizzly bear claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten chocolate gateau.

There are cat skins and skins floating in a molten rock-filled cauldron by the slippery fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Michael Jordan fan wrote that?


On top of the sheer stench there is an odor of coconut coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Subsequently, you wonder if Tony Blair is cooking it, or is it a spoiler using food to lure you?

Bejesus, a Scylla just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!