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The color of the walls are a insulting cyan. Once in this room you notice pus stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the ridiculous stench of a Shallows Shark. This room is extremely lit. There is alcohol all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping alcohol.



On top of the fanatical stench there is an odor of calimari coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Furthermore, you wonder if Barack Obama is cooking it, or is it an Irken with a Megadoomer using food to lure you?

You see one crocodile perched in the maturing slippery chandelier, and you wonder how the Crikey it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Albert Camus fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Tau would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that hyena. You watch nastily as both depart nastily through a small crack in the floor.

Sure thing, quit playing with that cartilage microcosm. It probably belongs to Homer Simpson. Pick a door and let's go already.