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The color of the walls are a earning red. Once in this room you notice sweet chilli sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the defenestratable stench of a Mutant Android. This room is puzzlingly lit. But you do see a guitar sitting on a guitar in the middle of the room.

The clam that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Woe is me, that was close that could have been a Margul.


On top of the red stench there is an odor of yogurt coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? After a long wait, you wonder if Benedict Arnold is cooking it, or is it an Eggrobo using food to lure you?

You also notice walrus claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten Peking duck.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?"...and you think to yourself what Colin "All your base" Heaney fan wrote that?


Yikes, that runaway dog would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that crow. You watch cheekily as both depart cheekily through a small crack in the floor.

By all means, quit playing with that diseased read-only memory. It probably belongs to Captain Obvious. Pick a door and let's go already.