UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AskCar

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Out all of the people you expected inside a car, you certainly wasn't expecting this one.
You approach one of the cars to ask for directions. "Excuse me sir, I'm trying to get to Ketchikan. Do you know where we are?", you ask politely to the car driver through the door window. The driver then opens it, revealing his face.

Inside the car it's Adolf Hitler.

Wait, what?

You ponder if this horrible lightning made you see things that aren't there, but you're pretty sure this man is Adolf Hitler. Maybe you've somehow appeared in Argentina?

The darkness around you makes it hard for Adolf to see you, so he mistakes you for a black man.

He shoots you dead.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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