UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Bizarre

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You're fucking surrounded by Aracuans. They're here to avenge one of their fellows that you've shot.

They scream their crazy songs at you, making you go deaf. They then make you commit die.

There is no fucking way to Salt Lake City, on foot at least. Go to Bakersfield instead, at least then you won't be in the middle of the desert.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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