UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Askaround

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A crippled man, looking about sixty despite insisting that he is forty-one, tells you in broken English:

"Luna she not like the gophers, I hear. Find gophers if you want fighting her. But who you thinking you are, trying to fight a god? You a moron."

A shriveled old lady with two canes made out of moccasins limps across the street. Her stare make you shiver as she utters something in her raspy Moccasinian voice.

The crippled man tells you that she just wants a glass of water.

(Also, you know very well that that is not enough information on how to beat Luna.)

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