UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/BegKlamath

Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

No, you’re not in Star Wars. There just aren’t many good images of sausages here.

Most people just looked at you and thought, Whoa, that guy’s filthy. But one messy-haired wrinkly guy who was just as filthy and stinky as you was willing to give you three undercooked hot dogs without buns and a bag of Cheetos.

You thanked him like you’ve never thanked anyone before, and he nodded, before going back to his equally disgusting house, which looked like it had been struck by lightning.

At least those hot dogs and Cheetos will keep you going until you reach Oregon. In the mean time, you may:

• Hitchhike on a train
• Go back to get the ice tank
• Continue on foot