UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AlaganikSearch2

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Looks good for whacking people.

Never a bad idea to look for food on a journey like this! Unless there's a whole lot of grues and shit outside. Or shit and grues. Or shitty grues.

You do find a few rather stinky trout laying around. You have no idea how to properly gut a trout, let alone fry or smoke one, so you just eat the cold, wet trout.

You could eat absolutely anything right now, so you scarf the trout down completely raw.

But the trout is only a few days old… that means that someone else has been here recently!

You may:

Ground1.png

960px-PSM_V53_D186_Tlingit_village_of_new_tongas_alaska.jpg