UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Alaganik

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A half-completed Eyak community building. Likely abandoned.

You arrive in the rather insignificant Alaganik. Interesting… Alaganik is supposed to be inhabited by a people known as the Eyak. It appears that this settlement was abandoned by the Eyak before it was even completed, for a reason that likely only God knows.

You've been living off of mere scraps of food, so why not spend your time as Alaganik's only resident wisely? Sleeping wherever you can, eating berries from bushes, and warding off any creatures that dare to invade your little settlement.

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